I went and did it.
 

I pierced both of my nipples the other day.
Now I can say with perfect honesty that was the worst pain I've ever inflicted on myself except giving birth. I was okay after the first one, on the second I passed out cold and did the fish.:o
I hadn't eaten in a while, and I was under a ton of stress at the time, but I don't consider myself to be a fainter.....it was pretty funny. I came to with about four people standing around me looking worried, and my boobs were still hanging out. The guy who did the piercing brought out a mirror as soon as I came to, and I looked at them and mumbled, "they look great."
Of course, he says, "Yeah! And the piercings look good too!"
What a comedian.:rolleyes:

They're actually big hoops....when he first brought them out I was a little suprised. I figured barbells would be safer lol. I actually did rip one a little already. It hurt:eek:
And Dave, I don't want to get banned over my nipples.:p

You are brave Miss Olivia. I got my ears pierced and then my navel, which was extremely painful, but only for a breath and then I was just nauseous for the rest of the day. I decided that that was enough piercings for me.

Didn't seem to have any trouble with tattoos though. :D

Congrats on your piercing:)

I think I'm done with piercings now, actually......that about did it for me. Tattoos are actually less traumatic lol
Still, I'm pretty pleased with myself. I didn't actually have a heart attack and die.....and there was no puke involved. Before these, my nose had always been my painful piercing.
I think I'd rather get a railroad spike through it right now than get my buddies done again.

Nobody is getting NEAR there with a needle. Before, maybe. Not now.
EVER:p

LOL at least it wasn't some hairy Russian guy doing the ultrasound on your testicles....that wouldn't have been funny to you, but your girl would have probably peed herself laughing:D

At least it wasn't an anal ultrasound:rolleyes:

How did you manage a spider bite THERE, anyway?
That's pretty traumatic lol
My ex's uncle went into a port-a-potty one morning, and got nipped on the testicle by a black widow. There were serious complications and one testicle had to be taken off.
Was it a poisonous spider?

Wow, hope the grion heals up there, Flayed. That's terrifying.:eek:

And Miss O, excellent job there, darlin'. I had my left nipple done 12 years ago by a real sadist who laughed as he pierced me and, showing my the bloody swab exclaimed "Look, your nipple just had its first period!"

He then told me "don't let anyone put their mouth on it for at least a week, your maouths' dirtier than your asshole"

Charming guy.

So I'd love to offer to kiss 'em and make them all better, but that is the last thing that should be done.;)

LOL it's the thought that counts...;)

A lot better, thanks for asking:)

Now I'm more disgusted with the situation than angry.
I've met several nice guys lately, but I'm just taking everything for what it is right now.
It right now happens to be a nineteen year old semi professional skateboarder.;)
Life is GOOOOD:D

It takes more than drugs and wookies to break me down.;)

Besides, the more he begs, the happier I am.
Yay Sadomasochism:):):)

Is that like a snipe hunt?:eek: ;)

Brown recluse bites are nothing to be taken lightly. People have gotten some serious infections from them . . . lost limbs and such. Ouch.

I have a scar from one, not good.

Plus, she could meet tons of great guys there! Sure, 90% would still live at home and be overweight, but that just means they don't have a mortgage payment (more money to spend on Miss O) and they'd have lots of good snacks around.



Nice going Miss O. Piercings are fun. I miss mine. I used to have 7 (3 left ear, 2 right ear + both nipples) but I took them all out when I started selling real estate. (Gotta at least attempt to look professional, ya know?) I hope for your sake though they used a needle and not a gun. I got my nipples pierced with a gun and that was a bad idea. They're still recovering & they've been unpierced for about 5 years now.

LOL I bet there would be no end to the Princess Leia and Captain Janeway costumes I could score on the first date:D

They did use a needle, I would feel pretty weird about having a gun do it. I'm sure it's a lot faster though, it seemed to take at least an hour for the needle to make it in one side and out the other.:eek:

You could have kept the nipple rings under your suit.....unless you strip in the real estate business.:D
Now that I think about it, getting naked in the course of selling a house probably happens more than most people think LOL

Yeah, I coulda left them in under my suit, but without anything in my ears, it seemed weird to have my nipples pierced.

It could be considered a little "Silence of the Lambs.":p

that's funny that the second one got to you and the first one didn't. when I was in high school I pierced both my nipples myself. the first one went through fine (although one of my friends passed out while watching it in his kitchen), but when I shoved the second one through, I had to have a sitdown for about an hour before I could follow the needle around with the loop. since then they have both been removed, but that is still a fond memory.

Yeah, if I'm going to be inflicted with pain, I'd rather someone else does it.
More fun that way.:p
Besides, if I screwed up, I'd have nobody to blame but myself....and that doesn't work for me LOL

That's a great line of thinking! Way to cover your ass!

LOL damn right.:p