Lines you'd never hear in a horror film
 

So how about some lines you'd never hear in a horror film. I'll start.

'I know, let's go somewhere less isolated'
'Okay, okay, you got me. It was me all along'
'That's not a knife - THIS is a knife!'
'No, wait, I've had an idea. I'll wait for help to arrive'
'And they all lived happily ever after'
'You know, I'm just not cut out for this serial killer thing...'

:)

Any more?

"If we all stick together the monster/serial killer/beast/creature/alien will never be able to pick us off one by one in progresssively gorier and inventive set pieces you bunch of numbnuts!":)

Hey DP, how are ya? I guess everyone else is still in bed then, eh?

Ey oop Ash,aye early doors in't states i reckon.I'm alreet,ows thee sen?
I''m going to have to give the accent a rest:p

"Wait... let's talk this out."

"i dont smoke"

Not part of the movie itself but instead a line from PC after a popular new horror film makes tons of money.

"Ladies and gentlemen... there will NOT be a sequel."

'No, I'm not going in there - it's too dark and scary'

'Who brought the f**king orchestra?'

'Ah good, it started first time. And I didn't drop my keys'

I can see a pattern emerging here! ;)

How about:

'You can't miss her. She's Japanese, and has short, blonde, dry hair.'

"What was that noise?"

"I don't know but I sure as hell ain't checkin' it out. Let's go!"

I'm wanting to see this film already!

"Guys, what are the odds that EVERYBODY in the town is crazy? How about we not go into the creepy old mansion. I mean, Red Roof Inn is right there, anyways."

"No thanks, I quit smoking dope."

<guy to the hot horny chick> "Bitch, are you crazy? Fuck now? There's psycho trying to kill us!"

"Why am I running slower than Corky from Life Goes On!"

<killer about to kill teenagers mid-fucking>"Omigosh! BOOBS!"

'You're probably just imagining it. No, wait, you're probably NOT just imagining it'

'A weekend away in the woods? No thanks, I think I'll stay at home with my X-box.'

GUY 1. What do you got there? (looking to see what GUY 2 is fiddling with)

GUY 2. Peanut.

(GUY 2 DROPS the peanut.)

GUY 2. Shit!!

"Ok, why don't we all group up and agree on a leader who we can all listen to."

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home"

Girl - "Do we really need to go into this abandoned summer camp for the weekend?"

Guy - "ah screw it, lets go to disneyland"

Girl - "I'd rather stay a virgin."
Guy - "Yeah, me too."

"I don't think going to the cemetary tonight with a warlock's spellbook and an amulet from a demon to have sex and do lots of drugs is a good idea. It is Halloween after all. I know, let's stay in and watch Bambi! We could try resurrecting the dead next week. I don't think they're in a hurry anyway."

"Dave, see if you can talk us out of this.Maybe if you offer your wife to the killer he will let us go".

*silent pause and Jason pulls off the mask*



"Hell yes!I'm really Gus"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jason/gus: "thats right bitch, compton ass gus in this piece".

Compton Ass Guss In The Hizzzousse