lets see how far this gets..
 

This game ..post something nice about yourself
example: I think my ass is sexy...

the next poster comes in and says something like
example:yeah..untill you walk and then your ass becomes an insult to the human race.

and then he/she posts something nice about themselves..ecetera ecetera.

(lets laugh at ourselves ppl...if you don't like the insults then don't play and and puhlease..no ;ooh baby..hubba hubba crap)
i will start :o




i like the way my body sways when i dance...

Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby.
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I like the way my eyes can look right through people.

LOL


i love how your eyes go all crooked when you smile :p



don't you think my legs look sexy in this dress..??

Ah, yah, they look, um, STURDY! :p

(are we the only ones playing?)


My hair flows freely in the breeze.

you have split ends







my ankles are clean

Shame the rest of you isnt :p

:rolleyes: I have a nice smile :D

is this before or after you got the dog to lick off the cowshit.?


i think my fingers a nice and slender ..

Too bad there's just not enough of them to satisfy you.

i still have most of my hair and all of my teeth.
Too bad most of your hair is on your ass and you keep those teeth on a pink dental floss necklace.

My nipples are symmetrical.

that makes your ass semi circled




my ears are nicely shaped

As a TENT...

My blood tastes metallic.

...when it's that time of the month

I have long curly hair (should be an easy one)

At least there's one part that doesn't taste like shit!

I have tattoos of Greek statue heads on my right arm.

for future erectile problems





my nose is kinda cute

Shame about the rest of the face

I have a sparkeling personality

thats only because your wife allows you to have one.




my friends say em good at communicating with strangers

That's what happens when you boil someone


I'm a good mom

untill your on the internet posting on a forum



my armpits smell like right-gaurd natrually

Too bad they're made out of people's tendons. Oh wait, wrong type of threads. Oh well.


My legs are long.

Yeah, that's what all the guys at the truck stop say


I have long hair

when standing next to a newborn baby.


I have good facial expressions

that easily break mirrors once my reflection is shown.



I love cheesy pizza

hahaha.......

and it shows on your thighs.



i have a hairy chest

I have a six pack

how long do you soak in the bath with it..??




some people say i sound like mariah carey when i sing

after there drunk






my stomach is not fat

When you're wearing a gridle (along with your manbra).

I'm a very charming drunk

To male weasles

I have very beautiful eyes

For the female eqivilent of Marty Feldman
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rtyFeldman.jpg

I'm filthy rich

....too bad you cant afford a shower.


I watch alot of movies

Because girls won't talk to you...


I feel great.

I can't see you, so how can I answer that?

For some one who's about to DIE!


I'm a great cook.

Yeah, but you cook food for dogs, and they lick their own asses


I'm better than everybody else in every way

Yeah, in your pyhcosis

I'm a realy funny guy in real life

Really funny looking!

I'm very calculating.

That's what all the hookers are sayeing about you aswell


Ive got strong arms

And you use those arms to mangle the English language.


I'm awesome

The voices in my head told me so.


I am adored by many.

...Many of my 300 cats.


I get good marks in school