You wanna see the devil??
 

anyone want to see the devil?

I have a reciting done in the devils language by Alistair Crowley. There is an official government warning about this and I dont think you can get it anywhere (my copy is yonks old) but apparently after listening to the complete reciting you will open gateways for the demons to come through

So if you wanna hear it let me know and I will post it here

In a movie yes!! In real life HELL NO!! I would like to keep my heart in my chest, my head on my shoulders and my SHORTS CLEAN!!

Apparently this reciting I have was performed by Alistair Crowley just before he died. It is apparently a summoning spell to the devil himslef.

There was a report about 10 years ago when a man allegedly listened to this reciting and 3 weeks later burnt to death at his home.

If you are wondering, NO I have not listened to it, I managed to listen to about a minute of it but then the room started getting cold and I could hear things (but maybe my imagination was playing tricks).

But if you want to experience it then I will post a link but you have to understand that it is your choice and no circumstances are any anything to do with me.

HELL YES.

Hahaha...I figured YOU'D go there...LOL...:D

Please post the link! I'm intrigued.

yeah bunn i would like u 2 post it

i will post the link at midnight (another 5 and half hours)

I just want people to understand that this is not a joke and you should be very careful about what you unleash this could and will have a serious impact on your life and you may see things you wish never knew about.

There is no turning back be very careful

I'm up for experimenting with anything supernatural.

:(

Why not now?

out of respect for something i dont understand and do not wish to experience.

If you know who alistair crowley was then you will know this is not a joke

Before you guys start playing with this stuff, maybe you should read up on Crowley...Have you ever even heard of him?...How about Anton LaVey?...Read this...

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Modern Satanism can only be traced back to 1966 when Anton LaVey shaved his head, performed a ritual and declared the formation of the “Church of Satan.” The religion (or anti-religion if you will) was composed as an answer to organized western religion and culture’s repression of natural instincts and desires.

Major influences of the Satanic Philosophy are as follows:

• The Magick of Aleister Crowley, and the works of the Abbey of Thelema
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You all know that fire is hot...so, you don't play with it....Maybe, you should know something about this, too...AT LEAST listen to "Hotel California" by the Eagles...That was Crowley's place...Yes, it did exist

I have just read a paragraph in Alistair Crowelys book that talks about the ritual called "the call" (the one I have) this is what it says

"Although Alistair Crowley was a known leader of a satanic cult, many people did not imagine he would ever perform such a demanding and explosive ritual. The ritual named "The Call" is regarded as his masterpeice. Although details of this ritual are still majorly unknown, the effects can be dramatic. The ritual is spoken in Enochian which some believe is the closest language to the devil one can get.

We must stress at this point that this ritual has never been released or will be, copies of Alistair Crowley performing the ritual may exsist however, and if you are unlucky to be in ownership of this ritual you should understand the potential dangers it holds.

Although there is no 'concrete' evidence this ritual has been known to cuase many side-effects most of which are strange and frightening sounds and images but can be as devastating as death itself. Most believers in the works of Alistair Crowley believe that this ritual contacts the devil being itself but to prove such a fact is impossible and most people who have performed the ritual have been unable to tell the tale or unwilling too.

One must understand that if you are prepared to perform "the call" the devastating effects it may have. Even if the result is not death itself the participants will surely lead a damned life with a devilish after-life.

Our warning is clear, if you come in contact with "the call" please be aware of what you are doing"

I've read The Satanic Bible before. I know who Alistair Crowley is. I do not believe in true evil. I'd love to be proved wrong. I believe in mislead people doing bad things.

well as I said before I will post the relevant files in 4 hours time

Damn. I was going to play it at work so as to curse everyone within earshot. :)

I do not mind posting these files but please dont fuck about with them I have listened to half of it and weird shit started to happe (but that might have been my imagination)

But please if I post the links dont fuck about you dont know what you are dealing with

I know what I'm dealing with. How did you obtain these recordings? I am very familiar with the "supposed" consequences of the recital of this incantation.

And I don't mean to be rude or irrational. I just really do know what I'm dealing with here.

I obtained these files through a friend of the family.

Alistair Crowely used to own a house in scotland and he lived near by I did not ask any questions.

But I have not seen him or heard anything from him in years

Maybe because he died in 1947.

Are we talking about "The Call of the First Aethyr" and "The Call of the Second Aethyr"?

Whoa whoa whoa mutherfuckin whoa
 

I'm not saying any of this to be mean or hurt feelings. I just was you kats to understand a thing or two before you go trying to summon shit into your house/ parant's house/ roomate's house/ etc.

What the fuck? Crowley was not a Satanist. LaVey was a Satanist for the show of it....or he was just very antiChristian/ordained/organized religion.

What makes you think that Crowley really believed in the Devil? He was called "the Beast" because that's was his fucked up mamma called him that. His whole deal was to be as much again the Golden Dawn as Possible. particularly Mathers. If you don't know who The Golden Dawn is, then you don't know anything about A. Crowely. Therefore, you now have a place to begin.

Al was getting a lot of his ideas from the sixteenth century's John Dee. Dee wrote books and a whole language based around communicating with angels (Enochian) and demons (Goethic). It requires more from you than you have time to do.

Crowley's "masterpiece" was his "translations" of Dee's "keys of the apocalypse." Which, I might point out, he tried but nothing happened. Guess he wasn't so fucking great.

(By the way....those neat little symbols inside of MM's Antichrist Superstar are Enochian symbols. The progression of titles are the progression of Tarot cards from the Fool to the Hierophant.)

HOWEVER, when Crowley wasn't fucked up on whatever type of drug he was experimenting with at the moment, he did come up with some really powerful ideas about the substance and use of magic. Some of these ideas still influence practitioners today. He wasn't evil, he just didn't understand what was so great about goodness. Crowley wasn't a Satanist in the way LaVey wasn't a Satanist: They didn't see anything wrong with the notion of self serving.

Where did Haunted learn all of this happy crappy? I've been a practicing witch for a long, and one of the paths I am most familiar with is the Hermetic path. My former instructors, assholes, though they were, made me read, study, demonstrate, and occasionally write about some of this shit.

Here's where I stop getting upset and start acting concerned:
For the love of your favorite flick DO NOT attempt to call up things into your house that you are not sure what they will be. Do any of your REALLY know how to cast a circle? Do any of you KNOW what a "thoughtform is?" Do any of you KNOW what kind of shit you can emerse yourself in messing with shit like this?

Please use some common sense. I know that you have it.

Re: Whoa whoa whoa mutherfuckin whoa
 

I'm already doomed and damned to burn in Hell for the rest of eternity anyways, and I really don't give two shits what happens to me.

When I do this, there will be no circle, no blessings, nothing. I care not about self protection.

Yeah, I'm a little... messed up. I know.

Re: Whoa whoa whoa mutherfuckin whoa
 

i have to agree w/ haunted. u don't know what u r messing w/ so don't do it unless u know waht u r doing and i doubt some of yous do. please use common sense b4 u unlesh something in to your house tht u can't handle. i have heard what this can do to people cuz i had a friend mess w/ this stuff and it went bad cuz she didn't know waht she was doing. so please everyone use caution on this. don't treat it as joke as some ppl from waht i read r by saying it will not happen to me. b careful everyone.

OK JOKE OR NO ??
 

Post em already !!

Fuckin' awesome. :)

What do you do, recite it alone in a dark room? That question I meant seriously, not saracastic.

Ohhh you have to listen to it....how long is it? I guess I should listen with my back to my computer eh.... :D

No you're not. :I quote Jack Burton's monologue: Okay, that being said, we care. As hokey and silly, (and let's face it, girly) as that sounds, its true. Besides, I have a feeling that if some fuckhead was about to beat you up, you'd probably kick his ass, right? So see, you do care about self-preservation. :cool:

I hear that.

Seems there is alot of preaching being done here, if someone wants to take a chance on something they dont understand its their own problem right?

Post the link, lets be irresponisible, weve all read the disclaimers...

"Bring it on" -Joe from Family Guy

lol I like it Arioch.

I just dont want people coming back to me saying 'what have you done to me I have now got 5 arms and 4 noses' lol

The link will be posted as soon as I can upload them to my website (having some technical difficulties)

Well I was talking to Bunn on MSN about this and he sent the wavs to me over the messenger. After following his instructions I started up the chant wav, by then, I was already nervous. I got about 25 seconds into it when the ground began to vibrate. I stopped the wav and then tryed to figure out what that was. I never really found out but it might have been my sub. Anyway, I started it again and this time the ground wasnt shaking. Yet there were 2 things that were kinda weird. The first thing was, I was getting paranoid so I turned to look beind me and there's a mirror there. In the mirror I could see a dark redish glow coming from where me speakers are, I turned out and the speaker was regular. The second, and most weird, thing happend after I finished both segments. I walked over to the light switched and turned it on. Just then, the light went out with a pop. Now I dont know if all that shit was coincedence but it sure was freaky. Bunn had to hit the sack w/o success on posting the wavs, but I am working on getting them up now.

EDIT- If anyone wants them directly I can send them with AIM or MSN (KaptainJoker on AIM, [email protected] on MSN)

Ok, I cant get the wavs online either tonight so if you want the link just wait for Bunn to get it up later. However I can send it to anyone in an email if they want it before.

Okay...getting ready to try this out.....will report back my findings, if I'm still alive...wish me luck. ;)

Originally I was not happy with what I wrote, and deleted it, but maybe I should have left it anyway, without casting the proper circles and using the proper protection you are just setting yourself up for trouble. Perhaps not today, but as I said prepare to reap the whirlwinds my friends.

Are you serious with that shit ^?

Very Serious. Fun is fun but I wouldnt joke around about this.

Ok