My HDC Last Will And Testament
 

I just thought this might be fun...If you guys wanna do it, too, just start with "I, *put in your screen name*, being of *put in description of mental state* mind and *put in description of physical state* body, do hereby bequeath:"...Then go from there

Here's mine:


I, BloodRayne, being of deranged mind and well-used body, do hereby bequeath:

1) All of my foreign (Asian and Italian) Horror movies to Zwoti, although I bet he already has them all

2) All of my lesser known horror movies to Despare, because I really think he would like them

3) All of my classic horror movies to Crabapple

4) All of my well-known horror movies to Return, because he SERIOUSLY needs to catch up

5) My Herschell Gordon Lewis Movie Collection to Disease, because he needs to watch them

6) My Horror/Comedies to Stubborn because she likes a good laugh

7) All of my books (over 2,000 and ALL horror) to Roderick Usher

8) All of my video games (all horror-related) to _V_ because we seem to like many of the same ones

9) My Teddy Scares (This one is my favorite, he sits on my dresser and watches me sleep, his eyes glow in the dark: http://www.teddyscares.com/bear_bios/bios_4.html ) to Vodstok, for Lilly

10) My boots, clothes and 'accessories' (belts and things with chains, silver studs, spikes, crosses and a few skulls) to HammerFan, because I KNOW she'd wear them wonderfully

11) My awesome magazine that I got from Crabapple, will be buried WITH me :p

12) My furniture to Flayed because we have similar tastes

13) My body to Dude Guadalupe, to do with as he wishes until he decides to bury it

14) My sports memorabilia to Austin...Oh wait, there ISN'T any...I HATE sports :p...But, I love Austin

15) My 'Crimes And Punishment' Encyclopedic Book Set (EVERY killer is in there with indepth details of their sick crimes...DeSade is in there, Vlad the Impaler, Jack The Ripper, Jeffrey Dahmer, Gacy, Gein, Atilla The Hun, I'm SERIOUS, everyone up to the year 2000, the Jon Benet case is in there with all the details, too) to Murder Doll, she'd get a kick out of it

16) My bananas to Zero

17) My Astrology books to Haunted, because she can use them

18) All of my candles to AngelaKillSluts (if she ever gets her ass back in here)

19) All of my music to Elvis, although he'd probably hate a lot of it :p

20) All of my American foods, spices, cookware and cutlery to Cheeba, because he'd have a blast creating things with it

21) My bed to Spal, because it's still pretty sturdy and she may need frequent replacements :D

22) My original paintings (done by Myke Amend) to Bwind

23) My house to VampClown, because he SERIOUSLY needs to relocate

24) My wall-mounted dungeon torch holders, metal candle lanterns, candleholders, etcetera to Miss Olivia

25) My telescope to Newb, so he doesn't have to hang around outside of windows...lol

26 ) My swords, tools and everything else (I don't have much, I'm a minimalist) to Austin, because I don't have any sports memorabilia

I wouldn't have a clue what to leave Posher, so he could just pick something

Your turn

oh u forget about me dont u

I stubbornforge ..being of sane mind (shut up) and knows what the hell
em doing do bequeath the following to

Zero
my green eggs and ham book..'sic' page 3 is missing

____V_____
my untold collection of stolen lighters from ppl i have been trying to
stop smoking..'only 2 out of 20 work'


Bloodrayne
my barry white towel n posters


The Return
my NZ mink blankie

Skanks
my bob marley mink blankie

Haunted
my collection of 70's /80's music


Cheebs and Lala
my never ending supply of salt n pepper shakers
(maori designs)


Dave
my book of unfinished songs



Pink
my oak wall unit


Vodstok
all my jersey's


Despare
hair products


Crabapple
i cannot forget you..lol
my twilight zone comics


Hammerfan and V.C
you 2 have to share these ok
my collection of snickers bar wrappers..'split them evenly'


Flayed
my coke collection



Austin
my fishing gears




my Baby (Lord)
everything else..the comp..bank accounts..houses
cars..land up north...and the children :D
oh and lets not forget the shoes :o

*ahem* dolls that i can torture and then show all the chavs at school.

(i.e - decapitatable barbies)

if anyone has them and need to fill out their will...

OH, I almost forgot...

To Ferret...My camera :D

lol. there is a girl nextdoor....

I just wanted to add that I didn't leave anything to Urge because he's already trying to get rid of a lot of stuff and I didn't wanna add to the clutter :p

ferretchucker can have my living dead dolls to taunt the charvas/ragies.....only if you stop calling them chavs.......damn media just stole our northern word of charv

To the collective members of Horror.com:

ScaredYet. :)

Dont fight over the Deleware Sandwich stealer, copy and paste the little guy.
http://scaredyet.org/pics/monsters/demon.jpg

EAST ANGLIA RULES!



Anyone who says ee-bah-gum should be hanged drawn and quatered!

who the frak says "ee-bah-gum"???? lol the strangness.....what you giving away then ferret?

I apologise if i have forgotten anyone..
there are still heaps of things to sort out btw.:o

I ferretchucker of being of homicidal state of mind and a "Parents tell their kids not to stare" body dohereby bequeath that...

My account goes to Stubborn so she can let loose all her inside anger onto others and then they can blame my ghost.

My demonic ear rings, necklases and 10cm studded bracelet to Bloodrayne just for the sake of it.

The photo's I took of bloodrayne using the camera she gave me to Dave because he's just itching for them.

My family guy ultimate collection DVD's and cat to Spalalalalalalalalalalalalalala and so on...

My Great nan's recipe book (that she wrote) to Cheebs so he can use it to smash the TV after 400 hours of family guy.

My chopped off arse to disease so even when on holiday he can feel down under.

My plans to make the world the great empire of Ferretchucker to XtRaVa so he can avenge me.

My halloween complete collection including (cheaply made) short "Jason vs Michael" to Halloweenfreak.

My gothic statues to Trippin so when he looks at the wizards long hair he can imagine it on himself.

My statue of Wufongtan to wufongtan (by statue I mean the brown stuff I do in the toilet.)

And finally to BD I will give my "How to eliminate and dispose of maths, french, english, history, geography and science teachers." book (written by me and my friend woodsy).


All those without anything from me, tough titties I forgot so make yourself more known.

Your daughter.



haha just kidding :p

lol, that was a good one...She's 18 now so she's no longer technically 'mine'...But, she IS newly available ;)

*puts on deep voice and gets on stilts whilst wearing trench coat*

Im eighteen Spawn of Bloodrayne

12 thousand posts "known" enough for ya?:mad:

(Ok, so Ive never really talked to you and couldnt care less.....)

Good thread though...I'll put some thought into this:)

and my mini fridge to return to keep him quiet.

Whoooo a mini-fridge:D

To Roderick Usher, I leave my copy of Dark Heritage, because I know just how much he loves it. He can also have Vidocq because he couldn’t get find a copy of it.

To Alky, the remainder of my DVDs, as well as my “Who Is Harry Kellerman and Why is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?” VHS tape along with my VCR, so he can watch it. (Note: Any DVDs that Alky already has must be sent to Posher)

To Geddy, my Ipod and CDs, as we seem to have similar tastes.

To Phalanx/Cheeba, enough money to enroll in anger management courses.

To Mothman, my copy of Evil Dead: Regeneration for PS2.

To Stubborn, enough money to enroll in “Typing for Beginners”

To Haunted, all the souvenirs I bought on my vacation to Salem, Mass.

To Ferretchucker, my little stuffed ferret.

I cant think of anything good for the rest of you, so you can fight over my money and the rest of my stuff :p

Hmm, Rayne, I might have to get some of those things and take a pic just for you!

I, hammerfan, being of forgetful mind and used up body do hereby bequeath the following:

To BloodRayne, all of my renaissance faire gear because I think she'd look great in them

To Haunted, my Wicca books, tarot cards, and my beloved Lucy because I know she'd take good care of her for me

To urgeok, my boobs, because he seems to be fascinated with them

To Return, all of my classic horror movies

To Vodstok, all of my horror related books

To stubbornforgey, my complete collection of Edgar Allan Poe, just because


My forgetful brain is forgetting people, I know. I'll add to this later.

Oh yeah:

To crabapple, all of my Christopher Lee movies

Hey BR where did you get that Crimes and Punishments Encyclopedia?? Is it by David Levinson?

we'll only die when youeventually turn mad(der) and kill us all dave. It's because of you this thread was made. We all foresaw it. It happens during *shudder* primetime.

It's an encyclopedic SET, there are 31 books...Published by Webster's Home Library...I'll look for a link about them on the 'net when I get a second, but I gotta cook right now :)

To The_Return:All the rocky movies since he has'nt seen them yet.
To omcdave:cygirls figures.
To urgeok:more room for his stuff.
I can't really think of anything else right now.

To Elvis Christ, I leave my collection of jeans, including my legendary flares. Because I know how much you love them and I hear that we're the same size. Actually, I'll go ahead and leave all my clothes to Elvis because I have some "special" pieces in there that actually rival the flares.

Unwashed and dumped on his lawn.

To BloodRayne, I leave the soul of 7th grader Chris Shepman. Also my cherished leather h00r boots

To Itsalive, my body because I'm pretty sure we made a deal whereas the first person to die has to give their body to the other. If you die first, I leave my body to the worms. (you know he still browses just to see if he's mentioned ;) )

To Haunted: I leave my tarot cards (damnit HF :p ) because I don't have a lot of stuff and I don't think I have anything that you would want. :D

To Posher: I leave my immense 5 dvd collection. because why not?

To Kemal: I leave a bullet with a name on it, I trust you to carry out my dying last wish.

To vodstok: I leave my xbox360, so that he can step out of the dark ages.

To urgeok, I leave my 35mm camera that is much older than I am.

To Newb: I leave the contents of my liquor cabinet. :p

Like how cool is that...I get a bed and alot of salt n pepper shakers, another cat and Family guy... What could be better then that lot.. Woot woot.

I got nothing really when you look at it haha.. But here goes.

I, Spallalalala, being of eratic mind and tuna filled body ( just ate tuna so shut it), do hereby bequeath:

Haunted - You get all my witchy books and my garden. :)

Br -You can have my handcuffs..Its always good to have a extra set even tho you may have 10 or 20 of em hehe.

Stubs - You can have my garfield collection. ( which isn't really that big but theres like a basketball, 20-30 stuffed toys, books and a fucking buttload of comics on a dvd) :P

Cheebs - Since your dying before me you get nothin. haha

Ferret - You can have my collection of uh....well shiate...I dunno. I will just leave everything in a pile and you can dive in ahha.

Hey return..You better make that 2x...Cos I still gotta go haha.

i wish i had a ps2:p

Thank you
http://www.cs.miami.edu/~tptp/Semina.../Telescope.GIF

To Newb: I leave the contents of my liquor cabinet.

and thank you.....as long as its beer......not big on the hard stuff.

http://www.watchermagazine.com/wp-co...utch_beers.jpg



Now I can get drunk and peep all night.

Alkytrio: All my Eraserhead Gear. Eraserhead T-shirt, stenciled Eraserhead backpack (made it myself):)

Vodstok: My collection of 100+ old computer games

urgeok: My bookshelf. looks like you need one:)

Elvis Christ:My Circle Jerks CD's. (no doubt you already own them)

Bloodrayne:My HG Lewis autograph. from my understanding you really like the guy.


The Return: I think i still have a stuffed penguin somewhere in my room. its for you.

Thanks BR. I d love it if you d autograph em all for me, although I ll end up with 2 of each cuz I m sure we both have almost the same ones.:p


Ha ha...thanks Forge. They d go well with my empty Lucky Strikes collection. I could use the 2 working ones for barbecues though...;)


"I, ___V___, of deranged mind and mold-grown body, do hereby bequeath,



To Alky, all the horror classics in my collection, since you love em so much,

To Return, my notes, essays and biographies in my book collection, since you need so much material for your studies,

To Miss Olivia, my cat Murzik, since you ll take great care of it and love it no end,

To BloodRayne, my whips and chains collection, since I m sure you ll love having it,

To BW, my poster collection, since you love making tourneys and you ll continue to get new ideas from em,

To Elvis, my 80s slasher collection & VHSes, since you ll adore em, nurture em, and shower affection on em,

To Urge, my racks, since I m sure you ll break the Guinness record for owning the most DVDs. LDs, VHSes and CDs by the end of 2007,

To Zwoti, a book titled "Rare Gems On Cinema", since you love hunting em down and adding em to your collection,

To Haunted, my collection of books on astrology and Vedic Literature, since you love learning more about religions and their origins,

To Pressure, the Holy Bible, since you need to read it (again, if you already have), especially the New Testament,

To Vod, my PC, PSX, PS2, XBox & Gamecube games collection, I m sure you ll have a blast...

To Rod, the books related to horror, fantasy, and sci-fi, so that your scripts get better and better and one day you write one for Spielberg, Romero, Donner et al...

To Slasherman, my DVD copy of that one movie (-A-), just so you see it again and maybe dont hate it that much,

To Entity, the book and movie "The Call of the Wild", since you love animals and will adore this one,

To Murderdoll, my Chevy truck, so that she can fulfill her "that one" wish she posted in a certain thread,

To Dante, my new PS3, since he loves gaming and cant wait to get one himself,

To The Mothman, all the action movies I got, I m sure you ll love em to bits,

To Forge, my DVD collection, you ll love owning all 850-odd of em, trust me...

To Posher, the Beef Jerkys I got in the fridge, you ll love sinking your teeth into em...:D

To Nikki, my new computer, hoping that it will be in good hands after I m gone...

To Flayed, the liquor I have, so that you keep getting drunk and keep making awesome HDC Top 100s,

To newb, all the beer cans I got saved in there, I hope you love Miller Lite...

To Zero, all the heroin-flavored bananas with red toppings, to keep you happy and crazy till you vanish again at the 4444 Post Count,

and all my saved money goes to the maintenance of the HDC server, so that HDC is online forever...at least till the Internet is around...are you listening, Horror?

aw thanks buddy. my collection lacks action films as it is, and i do love action movies.

awright..what a haul...
hey can i cheat and have my things before ya 'all die ???

You know..let me off load them from you now :o

You can have the stuff now haha..Cos it means I get to come over there and give it to ya....Hmmm..Maybe I should give something to elvis while im there.:P

hahahahahaha..manslaughter is still considered a crime over here :o

i love stuffed toys :p

Who said anything about that..Don't put thoughts into my head haha.. Nice idea tho. :P

Here's more info:

The set:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...yne/1565_1.jpg

The Description:
The set is a hardback encyclopedia set of some of the most outrageous crimes in history. Each volume has a special section dedicated to a specific serial killer with cases including Ted Bundy, John Gacy, Richard Speck, and Jeffrey Dahmer (to name a few). Filled with hundreds of photographs from crime scenes, forensics, investigations, and courtroom proceedings this set is a must for any true crime enthusiast.



BUT...It isn't JUST serial killers...It's ALL noteworthy/famous crimes...Elizabeth Bathory is in there, Lizzie Bordon, John Gotti, Charles Manson, King Henry VIII, Hitler, Rasputin, Marilyn Monroe's death investigation, The JFK thing, The thing with that guy that was in Hogan's Heroes...Soooo many...

you wanna ps2

i hereby give mothman my ps2 as well .

and wow ferret ..for giving me your acc
i just must..MUST give you my gameboy

Yeah, he can have mine, too because I didn't know what to leave him :)

All those people V and I didn't get anything. I guess I need to have been on forlonger than a year to get noticed.