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fav quote from movie
mine is I love lamp
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There are a hundred of these threads every year, and i always love them for some reason...
Spoon from Dog Slodiers: I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp... (Spits gum) 28 days later: A guy walks into a bar with a girraffe. he has a couple of drinks,t hen starts to leave without the girraffe. The bartender shouts "Oi! You can leave that lyin' there!" The man looks back and says "Thats not a lion, thats a giraffe." Snatch: Why do they call him "Boris the bullet dodger"? Because he dodges bullets, Avi... |
"We'll make Rock Ridge feel like a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!"
-Taggard, Blazing Saddles |
Blazing Saddles is classic quotes from beginning to end....
"The lepetomane throughway?! What will that asshole think of next?! Someone's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes..." "Are we awake?" "That depends... Are we.. Black?" "Yes we are." "Then we are awake... but very confused...." |
i love lamp
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You already said it. It isn't THAT great.
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"You know my handcuffs? ... I picked them."
and "Lets not start sucking each others dicks yet." |
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Anything Harvey Keitel says in Pulp Fiction is gold. He's so slick in that movie. |
nothing tickles me as much as
"They're coming to get you Barbara" but a close second is Ed's classic " 'Sup, niggas" from Shaun of the Dead or "Yo Kruger...Pussaaaay" from Dream Warriors |
I was never a big return of the living dead fan buit i always get a big laugh out of "You mean the movie lied?!"
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"I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I am all out of bubblegum"
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Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town. -Ash Army of Darkness
The whole "Jack and shit...and Jack just left town," can be applied anywhere the "Jack and shit" expression is used. Lovely. |
Full metal jacket
"where are you from private?" "Texas" "Only steers and queers come from texas and you dont look much like a steer to me so that narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Are you a petter puffer? I bet your the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the Common courtesy to give him a reach around" Good stuff, had me laughing all day |
This little exchange always cracks me up.
Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car! Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass! Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head! Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads! Bar Patron: Go ahead. Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck... Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours. |
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I love carpet
I love desk rick are you just saying you love watever you see I love lamp do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you see it I love lamp |
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I'm sorry i ate your chocolate squirrel.... Steve carrel makes stupid genius. i love the anchorman throwdown where he just starts screaming and attacking nothing. "good night san diego, and go fuck yourself." |
Full Metal Jacket
"Don't worry Pyle, if God wanted you over that obstacle he would've miracled your ass over it by now" |
My favorite line from that whole movie:
Pyle! You climb like old people fuck! |
My favorites:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!" - President Merkin Muffley (Dr. Strangelove) "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty (Blade Runner) That last one never fails to give me chills, no matter how many times I see that movie. Rutger Hauer's delivery is absolutely perfect in that scene. |
Mars Attacks:
I want the people of America to know, that we still have 2 out of 3 branches left, and that ain't bad! Braincandy has one of my favorite lines in all of movie history: Chris: Could I get a refil? My tea is getting a little lukey. Woman: Luke warm Chris? Sisco: No, Luke Skywalker, you fucking inbred! A couple i have heard on the radio, but have no idea where they come from: Want some whiskey? It's 6:30 in the morning! Scoth? And: Well, if it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes! |
It's a trick... get an axe.
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From the Scarface (television edit): "Where'd you get that scar, eatin' pineapple?"
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this may make me sound like an idiot, but what movie is that from? |
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reporter:"Man i am hungoooover. i woke up in these asian people's house, and they would not stop screaming!" Steve Carell "yeah, i ate a big red candle." |
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my sis hates him.....dont worry i bring the love for roddy!
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