Worst flick?
 

What are the worst genre films you have seen? I'm talking the stupidest and most god-awful pieces of trash.

I would have to say Blood Cult, Bloody Murder, Woodchipper Massacre, I Zombie, and Carnivore to name a few.

Off the top of my head, I'd have to say "Wendigo". It's long and boring with bad acting and one of the worst "monsters" ever in a movie. It's not even bad in a campy, fun way. It's just plain bad.

American Nightmare, Halloween 3, and Return of the living dead. (the one from the 80's)

The monster in Darkness Falls is really bad! It looked like a stuffed witch on a string to me. What was the monster effects budget on that movie, like $35?

I'll have to think about the worst horror movie I've ever seen. There are so many on late night TV that I saw as a kid and some of them really sucked.

My eyes must be deceiving me. Not Return of the Living Dead!! That's a great film.

The monster in wendigo was pretty creepy:(

No your eyes are not deceiving you :D :cool:

:D ;)

I have seen many stupid movies that were supposed to deal with Horror and be gorgious :rolleyes: ..It's just that I do forget what does not impress me...You know, my brain's RAM needs freespace for good stuff :p ....


I' ll try to think about it.

I am glad you said Blood Cult! If you hadn't I was going to tell you to go to hell..hehe. We SUFFERED through most of that movie. It was hard to even get a laugh out of it. I am submitting my review for it actually. Don't know if they'll put it up on the site though.

Carnivore is good for a larf, that's true.

I'm sure there are worse, but what sends me running to the porcelain relief station is the 1960's Incubus with William Shatner. It has the distinction to be the first (only?) full-length feature to be filmed in Esperanto. The paper-maiche goathead at the end is priceless.

A Blood Cult review would be priceless.

I agree!

Worst Movies . . . .
 

Just off the top of my head, here are the three worst horror movies I've ever seen in the theater (you know, they type that makes you wanna go up to the manager and demand your $$$ back if you thought it'd work):

THE HAUNTING (remake)
WISHMASTER
SCREAM 2

Runner-up (and I know I'm probably in the minority on this one, so flame away): JASON GOES TO HELL



Piles o' shit.



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Halloween 3 and Popcorn

I forgot to add the Blair Witch Project...

I absolutely agree with my fellow Alice Cooper fan, Blair Witch Project stunk to high heaven! Just when the movie finally started getting suspenceful.........it ended!

For sheer marketing brilliance, I can't agree with you guys that Blair Witch is a bad movie.

Hello I,m new to this site and I thought It was really cool. I was reading posts and saw them entersting because I do love horror! I don,t much care for (The Blair Witch) eather..,,There were no horror to it and did,nt show anything they saw out there which sucked about it..Just a bunch of yelling :eek: !! I also think THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 4 *The Next generation* really sucked for worst in all the TCM films! Ed Gein the movie was not so good. I would like to see the TCM Remake version of Texas Massacre,,from previews it looked really good! I still have not seen Jason Vs. Freddy! Is that any good? I also thought Hellraiser Hellseeker was not all that good as well!!

Arrrghhhh!!!
 

How could I *ever* forget THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION? Good call . . . .

This one is undoubtedly the worst piece of trash I have ever seen. Love the series, but this one was just *atrocious*.


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Re: Arrrghhhh!!!
 

Hey you like that series TCM part 4? No offense if so,I could never get into that one, I tried and tried to like it but it seemed so much of a copy version of part 1 in a much stranger manner! TCM 4 would,nt be so bad if they had Leatherface act more Tougher and not so scared. TCM 1 leatherface I would say was the best one! TCM 1 was the best of all of them speaking! I want to see the TCM remake and see how that goes! The previews of small parts I saw of that one look good from what I saw!

TCM 4
 

Umm . . . I don't mean to be rude, but did you even read my post? I'm assuming you did, since you quoted it . . . .

So how did it lead you to believe that I liked TCM 4 in any way, shape, or form?


I called it "trash." "Atrocious." Those are derogatory terms.


There was *nothing* I liked about this movie.



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Re: TCM 4
 

I read it wrong for the first time!! I mistunderstood it at first :o Yea It sucked!! BIG TIME!! I agree with you about that because there was NOTHING to it, Nothing but nonsense! LOL!! I also think THE BLAIR WITCH sucked to because that was nothing but a long drag of boring screaming in the WOOODS ..& talk about boring...

Jason Vs. Freddy
 

The movie Jason Vs. Freddy has anybody seen that? I have,nt seen it yet and would like to know if that was any good to who ever saw it! I always wanted to see battle like this between two horror characters and never thought that they would actually do that and this flick on old time Freddy and Jason surprised me....Leatherface!! H,mmmm I dont think he,ll last for one minute :D Its obvious. Pinhead Vs. Pumpkinhead..I would like to see..To see two demons battle!!

BWP
 

As for THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT . . . I think I'm the only one here who *loved* that one.


Let the flames begin. ;)



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Re: BWP
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by dmihatmttl
As for THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT . . . I think I'm the only one here who *loved* that one.


Let the flames begin. ;)



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[/QUOTe



Hey dont you think they should of at least showed something in THE BLAIR WITCH and actually get see what they saw? " Thats what I was really curious about through out the whole film..I was actually wanting to see what was outside that tent of theres and see what they were running from& thought for a second that they would of shown what was clicking those rocks out there in the forest!! The part where she found that guys ear was cool & then they kept hearing the screaming outside the forest was trippy!!Then suddenly that was it towards the end!! I did however liked those little stick figures she made!! Did you like the BLAIR WITCH 2?

BWP 2
 

Yeah, I liked the sequel for the most part. I didn't think it was *great* by any means, but it had some genuinely creepy moments . . . .

SPOILERS BELOW












I've always found "loss of control" to be one of the creepiest things that can happen to a person. The ending freaked me out pretty good, when the video showed something totally different happening than what the characters (thought they had?) really experienced.

Imagine *knowing* that that's not what occurred, but you can't prove it to anybody 'cause the evidence of the complete opposite is right there in front of your face?


That was cool.



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Re: BWP
 

Thanks for backing me up on this one.

Blair Witch Bad? TCM 4 Worst?
 

No offense to anyone, but those who don't like "The Blair Witch Project" because they didn't show anything do not understand real horror. Alfred Hitchcock made amazingly shocking films with mostly implied terrors. Since when did gore make something scarey? Most films today with too much "in your face" footiage of creatures, etc, are pretty lame. There is no suspense or anything to stimulate the imagination.
As far as TCM 4...I agree, it was pretty much god aweful. However, there are plenty omre right out crappy horror films that are worse than that. Take for example, "Komodo" or any of the "Howling" sequels?

BWP
 

Well said, Gevauden. Very.

I almost said the same thing in my first post about it (re: BWP), but decided I'd be nice . . . . :)



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Since everyone is stating why they liked Blair Witch Project or why they didn't since I am the first one who said they didn't like it I'd thought I'd say why. It dosen't really matter but just thought I'd say why. It wasn't because it wasn't gory enough or anything like that. I just felt like I was watching a home movie. Now I understand some ppl may like that. But, mainly I couldn't get into the movie. Some movies draw you in others don't. It didn't appeal to me. Now I did like part 2 better. That had some scenes that drew my attention. And I agree TCM 4 did bomb....

Re: Blair Witch Bad? TCM 4 Worst?
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gevauden
No offense to anyone, but those who don't like "The Blair Witch Project" because they didn't show anything do not understand real horror. Alfred Hitchcock made amazingly shocking films with mostly implied terrors. Since when did gore make something scarey? Most films today with too much "in your face" footiage of creatures, etc, are pretty lame. There is no suspense or anything to stimulate the imagination.
As far as TCM 4...I agree, it was pretty much god aweful. However, there are plenty omre right out crappy horror films that are worse than that. Take for example, "Komodo" or any of the "Howling" sequels? [/QUOTe


I understand what you mean! I know some horrors are better to be suspenseful..I do agree with you about having *TO MUCH* is alot to ruin a horror movie with,Which also has,nt crossed my mind at the moment since you brought it up.. Now that I look at from your point of view" I guess you can say that I am use to seeing So much I guess that grows on you!! I dont actually hate the BLAIR WITCH film I just was so curious about what they have seen!! I didnt actually mean constant showing of creatures,Just more like a example of what they saw would look like like enough to chill the bones type of thing!! Which it still did just hearing the sounds echoing through out the forest and unknown yelling from JOSH I think! I do also like ALFRED HITCHCOCK to...Speaking of older Horror I do miss the old CREATURE FEATURE thing they use to have out! Its been so long since I seen that! I know horror movies come in many ways..I look to much for the creature itself. Speaking TCM the remake" I think they should of saved that for TCM 4!! That really needs it. Did anyone like GHOST SHIP?

I'm in for it now. I liked Ghost Ship.

Hell yes you are in for it! I'm right here to tell you that I liked Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Portman...avenger00soul...The Scarecrow Slayer will Slay your ass if you flame me!

ME TO!!! I liked Ghost ship as well!! You know a few others I also like speaking of ghosts" is the movie Thirteen ghosts and the AmittyVille Horror house. Amittyville 1 I thought was the best one! Thirteen ghosts was cool the few ghosts I liked in that film was the very tall one who broke that guys back in half and killed him instantly and the one who had his head inside a steel box walking around!! I also liked the move CUBE or the cube something like that !! Where they go in those traps and figuring out puzzles and stuff!! That was a trippy movie!

Well he better get to slaying me then. TCM the Next Generation sucked it hard my friend. And you can quote me on that.

It's Cube, and it's a great flick. I read here that they're working on the third one, Cube Zero.

"Cube Zero!!!! Cool....I have not heard about that one. Thats the first" I wonder how many more traps this one is going to have better yet maybe worse! I would say that CUBE was a great movie NOW that there is going to be onother one I can not hardly wait to see what surprises this BOX is going to have! :) The first one was deadly as it is and now this new you told me about I can not wait to check that out! I wonder why the call it ZERO!! Maybe theres no end to it or maybe that puzzle can not be figured out or to say no one makes it at all!! Just a thought! I do paln to check that out!!

No way, Popcorn was the greatest! I love that movie.


For my vote, I would have to say Midnight Mass. It had a great ideal and storyline...to a point, but the production, acting and everything else just sucked.

Another movie was Scarecrow Slayer, but I do have to say one thing. The scarecrow itself was Great! It had Tony Todd (The Candyman, for reference) in it, and I believe he was the designer of the Scarecrow (if I'm not mistaken) but it seemed all the money went into just that design...the rest of the movie was like a handheld film it seemed like.

Well anyways, my two cents take them as you will. :D

BEFORE I TELL YOU MY PICK FOR WORST HORROR FLICK I'D JUST

LIKE TO SAY THAT TCM-NEXT GENERATION IS A COMPLETE AND

UTTERLY PATHETIC MOVIE THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF

THEMSELVES FOR TAKING THAT CLASSIC AND BUTCHERING IT.

NOW BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND THE WORST HORROR MOVIE

OF ALL TIME HAS TO BE HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES IT'S THE WORST

WRITTEN MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE,IT HAS IT'S MOMENTS

BUT IT ULTIMATELY JUST SUCKED!!!

*just gasps*

That's horrible...that is one of my new favorites. Though I am a rather big fan of Rob Zombie and I waited 5 years for this movie to be finished. I have to say that if you didn't like House of 1000 corpses that you must not like some of the similiar genre like Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the like?

Anyways, everyone has an opinion but that's mine, take it as you will. I will stand by to say that House of 1000 Corpses was still one of the best I've seen in awhile. :D

I realy do not like Blair Witch Project. In my opinion this film is dull and especially unoriginal. Did you remember Cannibal Ferox and Cannibal holocaust?? Which of this films were first?