What makes Urge think dave has asian porn
 

Please Discuss.

You DO have asian porn :d

My asian porn is better than your asian porn! :p

What does OMC stand for? One Missed Call :D I am smart

Making hardcore porn with an Asian chick on my kicthen counter ;)

because omcdave is a rice king

You have a picture of Masumi on your little icon :D shes hott

yes I do. :)

http://www.imageaddicts.net/uploads/masuimi1_028.jpg

.faints.

I realy don't care about Daves porn collection, not right now anyway!

Whats your favorite thing about Asian women Dave?

in response to the origional question ..

educated guess.

I think everyone should be educated in the fine arts of Dave

Ah, the heavily unsexy spectacle of Asian porn - or, more specifically, Oriental porn.

I think this was briefly discussed a while back - all the clips of Orientals doing it I've seen have a thin man pumping away from the front, while a slip of a lady underneath pulls a rather strained face.

I couldn't even get a bonk on.

:mad:

I haven't seen any Oriental porn. Well except for that Fecal Japan pic that was on Rotten.com awhile back and a clip involving baby eels :D

haha that shit is funny. i like it when they looped it and set it to classical music.

Which movie- 'Asian Porn', or the film of my eventual bonk on?

OK. Now, that was funny.

dont you mean please dont get his bonk on?

This thread wins

DO I know hott chicks or what!? :D

what do you mean in a bottle? like a jeni or something?

What the hell is that from dude? It reminds me of Something I might see on Victoria street in Richmond.

I can't remember :confused: but all the limbs are made of bread

Bread, Now I can't eat toast anymore!

I wonder if one of those hands would even fit in a toaster?

I think it would be a job for the griller. They would be good for dipping in jam though.

Everything

They use hands in porn?

and feet???????

and weird ass machines

What about ropes, and knifes?

yeah and lots of leather....and a bannana if you're feeling peckish

no.....im not going there....look the stuff up yourself.....

im sorry dude.....really am but you got google

oh yeah i forgot bout that thread of us all proclaiming our sheer lazyness......but im gonna go make a cup of coffee and say hello to the cats

two.....yay.....mine are xander and willow....no prizes for guessin where the names are from.......i found a bottle of wine....ive drank too much coffee already today so this will do......its too late for coffee anyways (11: 46 pm)

in my room drinking some weird ass rose wine watching mark lawson talks to stephen king with my red wings jersey on to keep warm

olo! all that in the uk. tis 1:40 am and i is tired .....got some animation workshop bout puppets at 10am