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xDarthxBanex 12-04-2006 09:04 AM

Tyrants.......
 
Power giving by Fear, exposed and indulged......

We are here to change all that...



























Fear has a face......




Allow me to show it to you.






















I am Fear.

Spec7ral 12-04-2006 09:05 AM

I peuped muh pants!

Zero 12-04-2006 09:18 AM

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...GREYPC0060.jpg

Miss Olivia 12-04-2006 09:30 AM

Gaze into the face of fear.....
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ightthumb2.jpg

noctuary 12-04-2006 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Olivia (Post 518224)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Kill it with fire!

Vodstok 12-04-2006 09:34 AM

No.... Way....


After teh His Herald debacle, i can't for a second take this seriously, but holy hell would it be a great xmas gift for old buddy Bane to be back :D

Miss Olivia 12-04-2006 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noctuary (Post 518225)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Kill it with fire!


The dark rites of Botox and silicone have rendered him immune to flame.
We are helpless.

bloodrayne 12-04-2006 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 518226)
No.... Way....


After teh His Herald debacle, i can't for a second take this seriously, but holy hell would it be a great xmas gift for old buddy Bane to be back :D

You can unwrap it now and do a merry jig...It has been confirmed...THIS one truly IS Bane



This could be SOO much fun...Well, at least until we get bored anyway...

It's a shame you missed his other 2 threads...They were pages long, and a lotta laughs...Seriously, it was hilarious :)


But...SOMEONE removed them...Even though there was nothing in them that could be considered one of the reasons we would remove something...There was no incitement, no racism, no pornography, etcetera...Just a lotta fun...


Buzz Kill...

Vodstok 12-04-2006 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 518230)
You can unwrap it now and do a merry jig...It has been confirmed...THIS one truly IS Bane

YAY!


Dancing Merrily as we speak. I missed that little retard.

SausageCreature 12-04-2006 09:57 AM

Welcome, Dirk Bank. Have some chicken vindaloo.

http://sparklette.net/archives/405/chicken.jpg

bloodrayne 12-04-2006 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HIS_HERALD (Post 518234)
NOW HE HAS ARRIVED. . . THE ONE WHOM I PROPHESIED!

(of course the scary part is - i think this guy believes it - oi!)

Hey!...That really IS quite a coincidence...But, you said he was coming back in October...Bane is a bit late...lol


You guys could totally do some kinda grudge match or something...Fight for dominance/supremecy, world domination...The battle of the dark super powers...Or some stupid shit like that...That could be a really funny read

Makes me think of evil Superman VS Lex Luthor...If they were on crack...or if they thought they were dieties or feigned some other psychosis like that ...or...something

You could start it off with "My malevolent psycho is better than you"...Or whatever...be creative...

X¤MurderDoll¤X 12-04-2006 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xDarthxBanex (Post 518207)
Power giving by Fear, exposed and indulged......

We are here to change all that...



























Fear has a face......




Allow me to show it to you.






















I am Fear.

you should write erotic novels. ;)

bloodrayne 12-04-2006 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 518237)
YAY!


Dancing Merrily as we speak. I missed that little retard.

HaHa...Believe it or not, a lot of us did

I never had a problem with him until he pulled some VERY offensive shit here...Which would have been removed no matter WHO did it...Bane has always been given the same opportunity as everyone else...Until those 2 threads were removed yesterday

It wasn't like he was flooding the entire forum with shit, and hitting every thread with it, like SOME people do here

Now that we ARE able to remove anything that should LEGITIMATELY be removed, I don't see what the problem is...And of course, we can ban people now...If necessary

He hasn't done anything wrong this time...Yet...

bloodrayne 12-04-2006 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 518242)
you should write erotic novels. ;)

For REAL...You wouldn't BELIEVE some of the sexy shit he laid down yesterday:eek:

All about pain, pleasure, the consumption of the flesh, domination, screaming...Had MY bells ringin'...:D :D :D

stubbornforgey 12-04-2006 10:28 AM

say whom :o

Spec7ral 12-04-2006 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X (Post 518242)
you should write erotic novels. ;)

maybe he can't last that long... :D

Spec7ral 12-04-2006 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SausageCreature (Post 518239)
Welcome, Dirk Bank. Have some chicken vindaloo.

http://sparklette.net/archives/405/chicken.jpg

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...tf-Posters.jpg

http://people.brandeis.edu/~bgrammer...slides/wtf.jpg

Miss Olivia 12-04-2006 11:12 AM

Now my eyes hurt.:(
And to be perfectly honest, the sharpeis make me wonder if David Hasselhoff is circumcised, and I NEVER wanted to think about anything of the sort.
Damn stupid brain.

Zero 12-04-2006 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Olivia (Post 518280)
Now my eyes hurt.:(
And to be perfectly honest, the sharpeis make me wonder if David Hasselhoff is circumcised, and I NEVER wanted to think about anything of the sort.
Damn stupid brain.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - now the brain virus has mutated into me. . . .

Miss Olivia 12-04-2006 01:13 PM

It's part of his evil plan to convert the world into Hasselzombies who have an insatiable appetite for foreskins, the evil bastard.
Okay, sorry. That even made ME a little ill.:p

monalisa 12-04-2006 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloodrayne (Post 518247)
For REAL...You wouldn't BELIEVE some of the sexy shit he laid down yesterday

All about pain, pleasure, the consumption of the flesh, domination, screaming...Had MY bells ringin'...

Dammit, I always miss the sexy stuff! :mad: :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Olivia (Post 518333)
It's part of his evil plan to convert the world into Hasselzombies who have an insatiable appetite for foreskins, the evil bastard.
Okay, sorry. That even made ME a little ill.:p

Ack! I would have never pondered the existance of David Hasselhoff's foreskin without your help. Gee, thanks...bleeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!! :p

BTW Olivia, I love your sig animation! :)

Miss Olivia 12-04-2006 05:46 PM

I'm only here to help.:p

And thanks, I found the gif at three in the morning and it struck me as hysterically funny for some reason.

ShankS 12-06-2006 01:23 AM

As zwoti would say... there must be a new Star Wars release out.

bwind22 12-06-2006 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xDarthxBanex (Post 518207)
Power giving by Fear, exposed and indulged......

We are here to change all that...



























Fear has a face......




Allow me to show it to you.






















I am Fear.



Who the hell let your queer ass back in?

Vodstok 12-06-2006 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bwind22 (Post 519028)
Who the hell let your queer ass back in?

I'm sorry...


I left the door open, and he crawled in through a hole in the screen like a mosquito...


I hope he doesnt carry west nile... Or EEE....

stubbornforgey 12-06-2006 08:44 AM

erectile problems i say :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Vodstok 12-06-2006 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stubbornforgey (Post 519124)
erectile problems i say :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

He's a mosquito who carries erectile problems? Eek... thats a scary new breed. On the plus side, that isnt deadly, just sad.

"I'm sorry honey.. You see, I was bitten by a mosquito..."

Haunted 12-06-2006 09:08 AM

This just in from the Centers for Disease Control: A new virus has been found in parts of the world that causes erectile impediments. This disease can be transfered by the blood and can be carried by the bite of a mosquito. There no known cure and no vaccine.

These are the most telling symptoms:

Beginning to resemble David Hasslehoff
Muttering unintelligible bullshit about darkness, pain, suffering and hell
Total penile failure

If any male you know begins to develop these symptoms he must be shot on site. I repeat, shot on site.

Good night and good luck.

urgeok 12-06-2006 09:10 AM

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...tDeadHorse.gif

Miss Olivia 12-06-2006 09:25 AM

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...2006/bunny.gif

Spec7ral 12-06-2006 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Olivia (Post 519157)

GOATSE!!!!!!

Vodstok 12-06-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spec7ral (Post 519191)
GOATSE!!!!!!

Goatse bunny with a pancake on it's head. that is all kinds of internet-nerdism in one place. all it needs is to shout "All you base are belong to us! we Pwn j00!"

Haunted 12-06-2006 10:04 AM

SCREW THIS POST

The Flayed One 12-06-2006 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haunted (Post 519194)
My all purpose picture, as I don't see any of you guys owning anything except your own over infliated egos and a bunch junk.

Not true at all. I own some old taco shells and a half empty bottle of bourbon in a brown paper bag.

Miss Olivia 12-06-2006 10:21 AM

That makes me sad.:( I'll mail you a beer.:)

And yes, it was DEFINITELY a kiss my ass thing.

monalisa 12-06-2006 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Olivia (Post 519157)

Hee-hee, I love it!!!! :D


Quote:

Originally Posted by Spec7ral (Post 519191)
GOATSE!!!!!!

That's so funny because my BF and I were just talking about Goatse earlier today and I didn't know who or what it was, so I looked it up. OMG that's gross! How the hell is he able to do that? Wait, never mind, it's probably best that I don't know. :p Funny though that I just looked it up today and now there's a reference here.

I love the bunny!

Elvis_Christ 12-06-2006 05:17 PM

Rodent ass :(

Haunted 12-06-2006 05:44 PM

There are worse things.

Elvis_Christ 12-06-2006 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haunted (Post 519367)
There are worse things.

Probably...

Miss Olivia 12-07-2006 02:18 AM

I think a rodent IN your ass would be much worse.....but there are people who like that too. Personally, I think it's a waste of a good hamster.


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