Feature Script available to read online
 

The Amulet is a 105 page B-movie noir-meets-monster tale revolving around a Bogart buff and the MacGuffin of an ancient Cthulan amulet that has gang-lords in a frenzy trying to locate it. It's based on my novel. The Midnight Eye Files: The Amulet

http://www.files.bz/files/2907/AmuletScreenplay.pdf

If anybody wants to make it, drop me a line :)

Willie
http://www.myspace.com/williemeikle

make the movie, or make it with your willie ?

Kmob jokes - the sanctuary of the intellectually challenged
 

Ho ho ho ... I've never had people making fun of my name before... thanks for that....

Now fuck off, dickhead.

It's one thing to try to sell your scripts here - we're being patient about that...most poeple who come here just to sell shit get flamed pretty badly.

but topping it off by insulting...:mad:

Please leave the forum.

Sounds to me like someone liked Bubba-ho-tep a lot...

And I imagine that positive, friendly attitude will get your script sold, lickety split.

Yeah, just try reading it...I dare you

A hackneyed and lazy assemblage of cliches, bad dialogue and flat characters

not exactly "cinematic"

he cant help it - he's scottish .. bad tempered bandy legged gits the lot of them !

Hmm....

*quickly disables my new "williemeikle" account*

Yeah... I didnt like it either....

In all honesty, i couldnt be bothered. 105 pages available for free on the internet? I wouldnt expect it to be Citizen Kane... You knwo what they say, you get what you pay for....

thing is - i was just goofing - not trying to be a prick or anthing ..

this guys a bit tightly wound ..

i liked the idea of what he described but now that i've seen what a mean spirited little caber tosser he is i aint gonna read shit !

and i aint gonna make his film either. (i'm putting my wallet away as i type)

na na na boo-boo

whats a kmob joke?

Im wondering that myself...

isnt that mean bastard scottish groundskeeper on the simpsons also named willie ?

Yep. Grouundskeeper willie.

"Achh! I have to save the wee turtles!"
*covered in baby turtles*
"Achh! Someone save me from the wee turtles!"

Yes I admit I can be bad-tempered - stressful job (cleaning up the mess of drunk drivers, bastards :mad:) but I'm only a nationalised Scots person - am infact English, so there!! racist. :p

i am of direct scottish descent
:D

i wish i was.....:(

my grandads father was scottish and my dads father was scottish so its in there somewhere

I drink scotch... Does that count?

i guess its a better alternative to the other possibility one thinks of when you say "i have a little scotch in me" :D