This is me....
 

I'm 32 and live in a very small town. have no one to talk horror to and am going insane. My girlfriend thinks I'm weird. i have a 500-pound ape that looks a lot like a guy in an ape suit. I keep him in a cage and have given him the brain of a young girl. All my attempts to raise the dead have failed.

Seriously, though---I'm into all horror, from classic Universal stuff to Lucio Fulci. I take this genre very seriously.

welcome to horror and have fun on the boards:D

I too take it seriously, and from your posts I can tell you do. Welcome to the site.

Welcome, and remember The Saw is The Law.

Good to have you on board, doctor!

From your posts I can tell we like the same stuff... looking forward to hearing more. Welcome.

greets to you...you would get along well with my neighbur, he altso has an ape that looks like a guy wearing an ape siut

Welcome.

Hi!

Welcome to the Site, hope you´ll have a lot of Fun with us.

hello, welcome. hope you have a good time here :)

WELCOME!! :D

you been drinking?

MABEY!!! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO???

I'M digging up BONES!!

I know :D I was gona say ...goddamn, some old threads, nearly a year old.

lol

It's all good Let's just have a couple more BEERS!!

lol It's 4.55am in the morning here... You can drink the beers for me!! :)

Dam we better go to bed Oh I meen you!!! ;)

we can if you want, but I'm virgin to cyber sex ;) so be gentle :D

LMAO :D She fooled me. I was just about to fire off a few " fuck you n00b " pics and I saw the dates and I said WTF :confused:



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