Uwe Boll.. He's THE MAN!
 

http://www.bollfans.com/us/index.htm


his official site. in case anyone had ever missed it. He is so misunderstood...

Uwe Boll's comment on the IMDb:

"...guys writing all the Internet bullshit about me and sitting in their houses where mommy pays for everything."

http://vnpassport.com/VnpUpload/Daff...ontactus1a.jpg

Lol :)


read the comments on the center column of his homepage. i knwo english isnt his first language, but this forum has people in the same boat who dont have phds that can at least string together a coherent though in english...

Judging by the title of the thread, I was ready to shoot someone. :p

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Call me crazy, but I have a hunch Postal will be the best videogame based movie made so far. I guess it helps that videogame based movies are generally very bad and even the best ones aren't that good.

I think Uwe Boll is just in the wrong genre, I hope this movie is a big success so that:

a) he realizes he's just no good at horror and continues with action movies

and

b) he can stop crying himself to sleep at night after he reads the imdb boards. I feel bad for him now :(

Come on, Uwe. You can do it, make a watchable movie.

cinematic genius. . .












in getting people to fund his crappy ass films while John Carpenter has to sit around playing video games all day - pity

"How can the President of the United States maybe think that DARWIN is bullshit but ADAM and EVE were actual made by GOD? How can they teach that in some states in USA - this is an insult to everybody who actual has an IQ over 100."

-Ewe Boll


Hehe. IQ over 100? Does he have such an IQ?

no way hes making a movie aout of postal?

fucking ewe bollsack.

Oh.....My.....God.......

getting mad at Uwe Boll for making yet another shit film is like getting mad at Lucy for pulling the football away from Charlie Brown - it's what he does.

Like the scorpion and the frog - he'll fuck you everytime.

Good point...:confused:

Yay.... another Uwe Boll bashing thread :rolleyes: like this hasn't been done a million fucking times. Who cares. He's shit, blah, blah he should stop making horror movies blah, blah.

Not only is he making a Postal movie but he challenged reviewers who wrote disparaging remarks about his films to fight him. He'll televise the boxing matches and include some of the footage in the movie... or so he says.

How big is he?


I'm 6' 2" and 220 lbs... really strong arms.. I bet i could smack his sour kraut eating ass back to the kaiser days...

The funny thing is, the fight would be loaded with bullet-time effects and have several shots of tits under water.

:)

Nothing wrong with submersed boobies.

Normally, i would agree, but Boll managed to screw even that up in House of the Dead.