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the tournament of things that I like
If you think about it, all of these tournaments are kindof skewed to what the starter of the tournament thinks. If I started a Best Movies Ever tournament, I wouldn't very well pick movies that I didn't think were some of the best ever.
So here's one that doesn't beat around the bush (and serves to partially make fun of Thomasgeorge, who shall remain nameless). Fortunately, all the things I like are awesome anyways. First match in a second |
Round 1: Match 1
Coke: http://nadav.harel.org.il/cola/newhome/coke_can.jpg Truly, the greatest of all the soda and soda-related beverages (no matter how good it is, I don't think Clearly Canadian is a soda, Fresca is pushing it...) VS Irony: http://gallery.spacebar.org/images/r...rust-oleum.jpg The first of several rather vague entries, but who doesn't love irony? |
Irony. Because irony stings more while it's going down.
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Irony.
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If it was tragic irony maybe... but coke.
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2-1 Irony
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Re: the tournament of things that I like
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Irony
Coke's not funny. |
irony
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5-1 Irony, next match in a second
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Round 1: Match 2
Slacking off: I didn't feel like finding a picture VS A lot of money: http://www.texasmoving.com/images/Main/PileMoney1.jpg Specifically, I like having a lot of money to spend |
if ya had a LOT of money...you could slack off.....a lot of money is my answer
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i tend to like a combination of both...
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2-1 for money (Mothman's answer = lazy, laziness = slacking off)
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Money.
Lots of it. |
Cha-ching!
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5-1 money, next match in a second
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Round 1: Match 3
waking up early and realizing it's Saturday: http://www.serenityhealth.com/sunris...m_descript.jpg I love that feeling. I'll wake up at like 7, be all bummed about having to go to school, but then I'm like "hot damn, it's Saturday!" and I'll go back to sleep until 10 vs Penis Jokes: http://www.jantjeblokhuismulder.com/...ns/rooster.gif get it? |
The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. penis jokes |
What do a cobra and a two-inch cock have in common?
Nobody wants to fuck with either of them. Cock jokes. |
Hard choice
Gettit? HARD choice? Penis jokes:p |
3-0 for dick jokes
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1 more for dick jokes
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Hmmm..... While a good penis joke is funny every once and a while, they can get old. I don't think waking up early only to realize it's a day off will ever be able to get old, so that's where I'm voting....
Early morning realization that it's Saturday. |
'atta boy, bwind
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I'm sure it's a great feeling, but everytime I got up Saturday I was sore and/or had to go to practice.
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Waking up early on Saturdays is one of life's simplest pleasures. It only comes along every once in awhile....like once a week. As this thread demonstrates, penis jokes can be found anywhere.
Saturday gets my vote. |
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating." "Wow!! This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!" |
Penis Jokes win 5-3, next match in a second
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Round 1: Match 4
Vagina http://www.weetal.nl/begrippen/vagina/Vagina_groot.jpg Who doesn't love vagina? vs Calvin & Hobbes: http://www.accugraphic.com/chad/zbin...d%20hobbes.jpg Best comic strip ever (fuck you, Penuts!) |
I do loves me some vagina, but I don't have to get Calvin & Hobbes drunk to enjoy it. This=more beer for Flayed, therefore C&H for teh win!
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Garfield kicks the shit of of C&H.
http://www.snowcrest.net/cafemocha/i...%20Popcorn.gif see? what a badass. Vagina wins. |
I love my crotch more than Calvin and Hobbs.
No contest. |
vag is up 2-1
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Im gonna go with C+H, just because that is one ugly vagina pic.
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Well, Calvin & Hobbes isn't all that funny to me, so this is an easy one....
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c5.../pink_taco.jpg |
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