The Vod Thread
 

Okay, so i was sitting here feeling completely narcisstic, so i figured i would start a thread about me, for me, by me.

Me Mi MEE

I enjoy seeing the channel abbreviation for "Video on Demand" on my digital cable, because it is "VOD".

There is a "Vodstok" vodka, which, incidently didnt hit the market until after I came up with the name. cheap bastards.

I have written some articles for http://planethalflife.com, but they have yet to be published. i think the one i wrote about the gravity gun should be out this sunday, i will keep you posted.


Anyway, enough about me on me. How about you all on me? I mean about me, not "on" me. i think that would piss my wife off.

liek me?

Dislike me? (yeah right....)

Why?

Your aiight.









:D

BTW.....What the fuck happened to scaredyet.net?


I wonder if my beer stein will be a collectible?

Dont worry, i was a day or two away from posting up a brand spanking new version of it when i got super-sidetracked, then never got the old version back up. it will beback to normal in a couple-few days, and the new new version will be out someday. i just need time.


I have a bunch of new features lined up, plus i am actually doing reviews now.

Oh yeah, and how did i know that you would probably be the first one to respond?

And I have 2 questions:

Is urge really banned or just being a smartass?

And where the hell is Shanks?

Urge isn't banned, he just never post in the general forum. Shanks took off about the same time you did I believe, never came back.

I guess I liek you so far.
At least you have a sense of humor.

No I don't.


Some peopel say I'm a smart ass. They are wrong. :)

So, are you saying you're a dumb ass?

more importantly, did you win the race :p

Vod is a lot like Ramen Noodles - nothing you'd really WANT to eat - but if you are hungry enough they do the job. . .also a bit like McDonalds. . . unless you are a little kid you never think "oh my god, i want to eat a McCrap Burger, but if you are stuck on the road and hungry enough. . . well it'll hit the spot.

(hmm, oddly enough this is how my ex-girlfriend described sex with me. . :eek: . . i guess Vod and I have something in common!)

:D

In my mind, yes. :)


Oh, and with my love of fast food, i find being compared to McDonalds quite flattering.

Vodstok - Over 1 Billion Served (and counting)




(what a slut!) :D

You obviously didnt know me in high school:

Vodstok: Closed due to lack of business

This is possibly the most self indulgent thread witnessed so far.

Is that OK?

are you like katrina wanting attention i think i'll start my own thread !

Vod isn't anything like Katrina, he has been around here for a long time, and he is a good guy in my eyes.

Glad to see ya back bro.

ok i'm sorry vod! :(

He never said it was cool to see me posting. :'(

It IS self-indulgent. i thought i was being clear on that point :D

Yes yes, but are you regretting making it yet?

:confused:

There is nothing wrong with self-indulgence. I learned that in Junior High health class.

Being kinda new I say: Nice guy, but sometimes comes off 'I'm better then you'

Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices.
I live about 40 min. from E.I.

Coming this Fall to NBC: Vodstok: Self-indulgent Realtor

starring David Schwimmer as Vodstok and Haley Joel Osment as little Voddie

The arrogant thing is a little bit of an act. Not entirely, but a little. I am basically a nice person, though . just been hurt a lot.

David Schwimmer? you bastard.... i could fit in his nose....

Vod is a lot like Ramen Noodles - nothing you'd really WANT to eat - but if you are hungry enough they do the job.

ramen noodles are the foulest things I have ever put in my mouth.... but i have made soup with them out of necesity... they are so bad...!

sorri zero, I stuffed up that quote from you, i'm pissed...

Really? The foulest thing I ever put in my mouth was water from a bottle that had been used as an ashtray for a week. THAT was fucking foul. Ugh.
Ramen noodles are heaven in comparison.

hell oh, miss olivia, we finally meet... ha hu hu

Hello.:)
I didn't drink it on purpose by the way, I just didn't pay attention to which water bottle I picked up.
I'm not retarded, just careless.

I once took a swig out of a bottle of twisted tea that had been sitting partially closed and un refridgerated for a week.

It had skin on the top and tasted of moldy raspberry vinegar. It took over an hour to get rid of the taste, and needless to say i dumped out the rest of the six pack and never had a twisted tea again. it was the only thing i have ever experienced that tasted so bad it hurt.

That's enough to put you off tea forever. At least the ashtray water was steeped with enough nicotine to take the paint off a Buick, and scalded my tastebuds into insensibility after about thirty seconds of puking.

Once i went to take a swig of my beer, it was dark, I was watching Silver Bullet with my girlfriend who I had just started seeing, I nearly swallowed a cockroach, we watched movies in my room after that...

I chewed up a little beetle on a dare in the third grade. It was really bitter, and that night I had a dream about the beetle and woke up and puked.
Fond childhood memories. That was before my goldfish-swallowing phase.:D

a few weeks ago I woke craveing jam on toast, so I went to the corner store and bought a jar of jam, then when I got home, I went to the bread and there was a spider roaming around inside the bag i could see it through the plastic window, it screwed me...

More about me :)



I saw a spider walking past the led on my VCR once. i went to kill it, only to realize that it was INSIDE the vcr, walking on the LED itself. For some reason, that was very unnerving. I had a hard time getting to sleep.

are you sure it wasn't a cockroach they live in those places, then they lay eggs and you never get rid of them until you get rid of your equipment.

Huh. I guess it's a good thing you didn't have crabs.

are you talking from experience, I've been lucky so far

Of course not. I shave.
Anyway, I hate seafood.

crab curry, yummmmmm

I wasn't asking to be a smartass,I was really wondering about prices at the beach-but NM.