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if i want a shrunken head i'll just jump in a cold shower

Thank you for sharing that with us!

no - to do that you'd have to jump in with me!!!


I'm Talking Significant Shrinkage!!

I need a shower after reading that.

Have you been reading my diary again?

No,I stole it.And then i mass-produced it over the internet.Kind of interesting stuff I might say.It's about to become a best seller too.But,I get all the money since it was my idea.:D

You son of a bitch! At least give me a dollar for the section entitled "Puberty: What is it Good For?".

PuBerty!

(Ha - Good God ya'll)

What is it Good For

Absolutely Nothing

(Sing it again_)

Alright,I'll spilt half of the money with you.But you have to make me a promise first.










Make a sequal!Then,you can have it all my friend.

Fine! I'll call it "Yellow Jacket's Diary: Edge of Reason". Though, I'm going to have to lie to make it more juicy. I mean, the first chapter is going to be called "Wax On, Wax Off: The Closet Door Finally Opens".

"Looks on in amasement""He thinks to himself,and he hears this"



















CHING CHING!

Wait until you get to Chapter 7. It's entitled "Open for Business". It's about me becoming a gay prostitute.

I hear the money rolling in now!





But...I need more money,to pay this drug lord!I dear god help me!!Their going to take my drugs away from me!GET TO WRITING YOU PIECE OF TRASH!!!






NOTE:Kids don't become addicted to money,only to be bankrupped in a day in a half,simply because you have a crack fetish.

Just give the Drug Lord a copy of my new book. I mean, Chapter 5 is called "Drug Lords Shoved Marijuana up my Ass". I wanted something to grab the readers attention,a nd this was the first thing to come to my mind (and my ass).

Alright,it will be done my friend.Thank you for all the crack you have given me.God bless you.

No problem.

BTW- Be careful! That crack came out of my ass!

Shit!They smuggled ten pounds of crack into your ass!So,I guess that's why it had a funny smell.I have to tell them next time to bring a suitcase.I really need to shoot those bastards in the knee caps,to show them how stupid they are.

They actually onlt smuggled five bags of crack into my ass. I boght five more packs and had ot hide it from my parents, and that was the only place i knew they wouldn't find it.

Yeah,I wouldnt want them looking down there either.