Titles for Movies You Wouldn't Rent
 

Now these are not titles of real films. They are imaginary. But let's say you walk into a video store and you see something that just says "Don't rent me---ever!" because the title just does not do it for you.

(Hey, you market research people, here's a freebie! Read this thread and get an insight into titles people DON'T want to see!)

I'll start off with two titles I definitely would not rent, no matter what I might have heard or read about these films...........

"EVIL POODLE"

and

"McDICK"

Shaft of Terror

I would buy Evil Poodle in a heartbeat.

Titles I probably wouldn't consider:

Love fungus

Lament of the Bricklayer

Billy the Amish Buggy Goes to Florida

I would never rent THE LOBSTER BOYS' MARINADE DAYS

The Golden Rod of Orifice Maximus

I've got that on VHS - uncut, too.

the big breasted chainsaw hookers

Letter to the Mayor

Good God! These ARE some of the lamest titles I've ever heard! You people are fantastic.

'Straightforward Sex'

How about ones we would rent, too?

Captain Gutgore Bloodrink and His Band of Neo-satanic Cannibalistic Rapist Zombi Nazi Ninjas

Nipple Biters From the Planet Kookamunga

Whoreticulture

Thirst for Vengeance

WWW.HORROR.COM: The Movie

That's the scariest one of all ;)

John Hopkins Critically Acclaimed Story of Mormon Passion:

Dan, Alice, Patricia, Wendy, Sandra, Lucy, Grace, and Ginger- The Everflowing Bed

Macrame: Death forgets us knot


*Hangs head in shame*

OMG OMG. You just took me back to the 70's for a moment, when everyone either made it or had it hanging on the wall...the macrame landscape.

It was a headache to look at even then, but....I miss it

Friday The Thirteenth Part XX...Jason Takes Gilligan's Island





Okay...I'd most likely buy it....lol:p

March of the Penguins 2: The Massacre

Your suggesting that because you want to be typecast as the lead, aren't you?

Anything that starts with...

''Uwe Boll Presents...''

bloodrayne: HDC mod of doom?

lol...That would be pretty boring....My life isn't very exciting.....And...Neither is this forum :eek: :o :p

Third World Girls Gone Wild

I wouldn't buy "Bloodrayne's Home movies, Season's 1-100":D

HaHa...But, I have some awesome ones from when Seri and Alex were little...Birthdays, Halloweens, 4th of Julys, Easters, Christmases, Playing in the snow, Vacationing in Galveston, Canada, Seaworld (Seri feeding Shamu when she was 4...They picked her out of the audience), and a LOT more....Holy hell, that's almost 18 years of home videos! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Search for the killer V...

Lmao.

I'd also hesitate to rent something like

"Zero acts serious" or "Ste gets a job"

Posher Goes A'Spammin'

newb: the Sober Years

Dante:Life like no other........vol. 2

Considering the person you're talking about, that comes off sounding like porn.

The Haunted Mansion

Synopsis: Eddie Murphy plays a door to door Flubber salesman who invades Haunteds' house while she's trying to enjoy a cold one. She chases him around for a half an hour with a frying pan.

Actually, I might watch that.

One more from me....then im done.










The Downward Spiral:Life of the swirling turd.

HaHa...No shit...

Hahaha. Thanks, that made me laugh. Well i'm off to the lake for the weekend, see you guys on sunday night.

Lucky you, I gotta go to work and deal with a completely asshole.

As opposed to hanging out with us complete assholes?:D