Hello....
 

My name is Damien and I was born on the 6/6/06. My father is the Devil, AKA Satan. I have a adopted mother and father. When I was born, I had a 666 birthmark on my head.

I will rule the world one day.

welcome damien we will protect you here!

i'll give it a day

The Devil and Satan are...ONE AND THE SAME?!?! AHHH!

i find you slightly delusional.......but welcome.


have fun and please leave your plague problems at the door.

I am the queen of salsbury stake,now bow before me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!_____________________"dies "

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D :eek:

Well, I knew that the Salsbury Industry made mailboxes, but never stakes. Are they vampyr hunters? Unless of course you meant http://www.steveuncentered.com/storie1.jpg :eek: ;) :D , which is a completely different matter.

Anyways, welcome, and why the hell are you spamming a remake of a classic horror movie in your first post?

Dante likes Stake!but oh well Dante will move on.Yes He also likes it bloody:D With just a hint of tiger sauce.







:o That was sad^ And yes your not Damien....for no one knows who he really is and if he came on this board he wouldnt tell anyone who he really was.




I have a secret to tell all of you........................................















I'M THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.:eek:

LMAO!

The reason I chose to "spam" the remake of a total classic, was because I like the purpose and story of the Omen.

it's not nice to spam the antichrist! NOW YOU MUST DIE!


*pours gas on damien666 and lights on fire*

:D

"We got a twitcher!"





"kill that motherfucker"


(pulls out AK47)


Now this will stop you from twitching...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!



i think he stopped dante you can let off the AK now!


it's gonna b ok....... *patting dante on the back*.............it's gonna..... uh o *steps on damien's head*........ b ok!

Yeah good thing you told me to stop,cause my finger just went numb.




Atleast he stopped twitching.:)

Nope, still not dead! You will just have to deal with me for the time being....

it's all good! the only reason we killed ya is b/c we like ya!





not really!








j/k;) :p

Not me though.






I'll fuckin kill ya.:D :p



"begins satanic laughter"

excuse him, i forgot to give him his lithium today!:p


play nice now!:)

Whack him in the back of the head with that salisbury stake and give him a visit to the bottom of the gravy vat! No one can resist gravy. And he'll be so moist and tender after several hours. MMMMMMMMMMM....good eatin!

:)

I want cake...

i want........ alot of things

...marry me. I'm house broken;)

House broken...um...ah...I'm not. Is that a problem?

:p

thanks everyone for giving me a good reception. I thought I would get slaughtered!
I was wrong...

soooooo sick of stupid antichrist wannabes bringin they're garbage in here.:o

Shhhhhh Posher, I have all the veggies and stuff all cut up, and the gravy made, for the stew. don't scare him off NOW!

:p

That's it,your grounded.

Oh my god, that is so unfair! :(

Yeah,no movies either!Untill you think about what you did mister!....




.....oh yeah and brush your teeth!

Were kept on short leashes these days.:rolleyes:


Welcome to HDC.

Hello, nice to eat you....I mean, MEET you.....hey, where's the salisbury damien? *pouting*

I dunno... I think i left it in my mother's grave..... Hmm, must go and check....

Dante... honey... muffin... the word is "steak" not "stake" A "stake" is what you put in the ground for your tomato vines or what is traditionally thrust through a vampire's heart to kill it.

A "steak", on the other hand, is what you eat either rare or medium rare preferably cooked so well seasoned that you don't have to use any sort of sauce.

By the way... There is really no use in drawing out a stupid thread. Don't humor people unless they deserve it.

So I guess I should put away the Damien Stew fixin's away then.

:( Oh, alright.

Yeah,I knew i was missing something there.I didn't notice,untill about 2 days,that it was "steak" not stake.But thank you for pointing that out.:o