My whacky crazy mixed up day...thus far
 

I got up this morning and took a shit.......looked in the bowl and thought...hmmm....."I don't remember eating that."........It can only get crazier!

I got up and realized that there was no orange juice in the fridge which has just thrown my whole day off track.

Oh Yea, Well I woke up this morning...Just to go back to sleep then i woke back up around 8am :D

Are you making fun of my falling down the stairs thread?:(

Yes.

Not so much "making fun of"...this is an homage.

Yes, um............we're...not laughing AT you, we're laughing WITH you.

My day is wacky. I haven't even slept yet, so its a continuation of yesterday. It rained, and my windows in my car are broke, I deliver pizza for a living so I got soaked. I came home, played around on the computer, went to the diner for late night dinner at 2 am, went to a girls house, hung there till 5 am, came home, went on the computer a bit more, went to breakfast, bought a shit load of DVDs at Wal-mart and EB games, and then came home to post here. Now I will go to bed for 3 hours, wake up and do it all over again. Work, stay up, eat, fuck, shit, sleep, repeat.

Newb, you're a genius.

@Posher, nobody's makin' fun of you. This is more of a lampoon, a parody of your thread. All in good fun.

My day is crazy so far too... I'm very hung over and I have to go to work at the food court and... and serve people.

I always find that too damn funny when I'm at a resturant and the waiter is drunk.

My own giant piece of poo this morning smashed through the hard porcelain of the toilet, and bounced down 20 stairs only to land on its feet.

Anyone else have any zany shit stories?

I've had several not very good days in a row just recently, but this morning is starting out okay and for that I'm thankful. Goona make some breakfast now and contemplate the things what must be done.

<^> (O_o) <^>

hehe, jk

moral of the story: dont fall down stairs

Also moral of the story: shit bounces?
Hmm....there's money to be made here somewhere....

Sounds like "The Great Mighty Poo"

http://www.conker-base.com/Bilder/ch...lar/sp/gmp.jpg

Ooh...Serve them to WHOM?...Or...What?




Sorry...That made me think of "How To Serve Man"


And then...Soylent Green...



And...Thanks a LOT Newb...Now I've got that stupid song stuck in my head...

"I...am...the Great Mighty Poo...And I'm going to throw my...."...yeah......Chocolate starfish and all of that...

I haven't taken a shit yet. I can feel one brewing so I'll let you know the out come. Maybe another coffee and a bananna will make this a epic shit to remember.