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empressofdirt 06-02-2006 09:13 AM

Sexy people in movies
 
How many of you will hunt down movies just because they have a certain actor/actress that you want to diddle in the movie?

Or... just because they have said actor/actress partially or fully nude in said movie?





Personally, I like Jennifer Tilly movies. I plan to see them all. :)

ItsAlive75 06-02-2006 09:19 AM

If Christopher Walken is in it, I usually try and see it... y'know, to see him nude.

Angra 06-02-2006 09:23 AM

Never.


....Oh wait! Does the question include porn movies?:rolleyes:

_____V_____ 06-02-2006 09:25 AM

uh...does porn count?

Posher778 06-02-2006 09:26 AM

Uma Thurman

Miss Olivia 06-02-2006 09:26 AM

I started watching Hellraiser movies because I developed a thing for Pinhead. Even when he was only a soldier, he still was bangable. Don't ask me, I can't even guess which part of my psyche THAT little tidbit comes from....of course, I've always dated weird guys, from gorgeous down to not so gorgeous....but they've always been....interesting.....:D

You know, I could have swore there was this same discussion somewhere else....or almost the same.....

Best to swim in safe waters where there's less of a chance of being bitten by a shark, huh?

You might even catch a couple of fish;)

Angra 06-02-2006 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by _____V_____
uh...does porn count?


Asshole.

_____V_____ 06-02-2006 09:28 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
Asshole.
reminds me of someone...wait thats me...nvm :D

Angra 06-02-2006 09:31 AM

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Originally posted by _____V_____
reminds me of someone...wait thats me...nvm :D

LOL

Fair enough.

_____V_____ 06-02-2006 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Angra
LOL

Fair enough.

I gotta confession to make. I only watch chicken porn. :o

http://www.rainbowplantation.com/images/chickens.jpg

Thomasgeorge 06-02-2006 09:58 AM

chickens smell eachopthers bums its funny oh no thats a dog. I like jennifer tilly

Miss Olivia 06-02-2006 10:03 AM

I've never seen an eachopther....is it like another bird?:confused:

mothermold 06-02-2006 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by _____V_____
I gotta confession to make. I only watch chicken porn. :o

http://www.rainbowplantation.com/images/chickens.jpg


Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?

_____V_____ 06-03-2006 02:58 AM

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Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?
You cannot legally fuck one in Georgia...why? Read this :-

Once upon a time, there was a quaint little community known as Gainesville, Georgia. It was filled with lots and lots of poultry farms, and prided itself on being "the chicken capitol of America!" Some major poultry processing plants operate out of Gainesville, and employ lots of good, honest, hard-working bubbas who pluck and clean and prepare those chickens for our dinner tables.

But one day, the managers at one of the biggest plants made a shocking discovery. Some of the naughty boys working on the chicken assembly line were "having their way" with the poultry. Apparently the workers believed that since the chickens were going to die ANYWAY, and be all cut up, nobody would ever notice!

And so, for a time, many a foul fowl was being processed alongside pure, virgin birds.

But thankfully the shame was exposed and the workers who'd been enjoying their chickens uncooked were arrested. There was only one problem: neither the quaint town of Gainesville nor the bubba-headed state of Georgia had any laws under which the miscreants could be convicted for this crime against nature. They could only get them on misdemeanors involving health ordinances.

So, in their infinite wisdom, the same political system that brought you Newt Gingrich and Joe Barr, enacted new legislation to make sure that the next time some bubbas decided to go chicken-fuckin' on an assembly line, they could charge them with that crime. Explicitly.

And that is how the state of Georgia came to have a law against doing the deed with cluckers who eat seed.

now...BON APPETIT!

:D

monalisa 06-03-2006 03:05 AM

Hey! This thread went from "do you ever watch a movie just cuz there's someone you'd like to boink in it" to laws against chicken fucking. All in one page! We all sure get off on tangents don't we. :D

_____V_____ 06-03-2006 07:40 AM

The SPCA called in the morning...and issued this manual mandatory to everyone around. Get your copy today.

pinkfloyd45769 06-03-2006 07:19 PM

I watch anything that has Matthew McConaughey in it.

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I watch anything that has Matthew McConaughey in it.
Even Sahara?

PR3SSUR3 06-03-2006 07:29 PM

The slut in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) can I have.

pinkfloyd45769 06-03-2006 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Even Sahara?
Yep :p

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Yep :p
Lame....totally lame.:D

pinkfloyd45769 06-03-2006 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Lame....totally lame.:D
Boooooooo!!! :D

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 07:52 PM

"Wooooooooooooooooooooo!":D









Okay mine would be..Uma Thurman and Milla Jovovich.Hah now i see where the women are coming from.

Elvis_Christ 06-03-2006 07:53 PM

http://all-naked.com/membersV2/hothu...sabelle30.jpeg

I'm down for Katherine Isabelle.

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
http://all-naked.com/membersV2/hothu...sabelle30.jpeg

I'm down for Katherine Isabelle.

Crap, i forgot about her.Well her too!

Elvis_Christ 06-03-2006 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Crap, i forgot about her.Well her too!
Fuck off. MINE! :mad:

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 08:00 PM

I get Milla Jovovich then.:)

Elvis_Christ 06-03-2006 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I get Milla Jovovich then.:)
I bet she's really happy about that :p

_____V_____ 06-03-2006 08:08 PM

Aside from all chicken jokes...I d watch anything for her

http://www.jesper.nu/community/uploa...Knightley5.jpg

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 08:08 PM

I guess so.:) I hope my girl friend is when i get her.:eek:

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by _____V_____
Aside from all chicken jokes...I d watch anything for her

http://www.jesper.nu/community/uploa...Knightley5.jpg

She's very pretty.

_____V_____ 06-03-2006 08:16 PM

I agree 200%. She takes my breath away...:D

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 08:19 PM

Mine too.







(My MSN is finally working again,by the way.)Althought i really liked Rachel Weisz.She is sooooooooooooo pretty.

_____V_____ 06-03-2006 08:21 PM

I just nudged you on MSN :p

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 08:24 PM

Got it.

_____V_____ 06-03-2006 08:27 PM

What about Jessica Alba in Sin City? **pant**pant**pant**


http://www.simnet.is/gandalf/dagbok/...ssica_alba.gif

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 08:31 PM

Shes cool i guess.

_____V_____ 06-03-2006 08:33 PM

http://img340.exs.cx/img340/3134/chi...ba231hq4mw.gif

Miss Olivia 06-03-2006 08:41 PM

Here's my kind of man

Dante'sInferno 06-03-2006 08:48 PM

This guy pwns bitches..


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