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Sexy Horror Movies this year...
Hi all,
I am doing some research on forthcoming horror movies and am wondering if you could tell me if you know of any releases later this year/early next which are sexy horror movies- kind of old school alike, where you get the gore, suspense, stabbing etc but you also get naked flesh and some sexy scenes too? Id really appreciate your thoughts! Best wishes Jessica |
'Porn of the Dead'
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'Basic Instinct 2'. It tried to be sexy and ended up horrifying viewers (Sharon Stone is 104 years old this month). Luckily it was only seen by 5 people and it disappeared into obscurity faster than Kato Kaelin.
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Yeah, it's a wonder she didn't dislocate her hip filming.....and her back.....and her uterus.....you know that's got to be hanging by a thread.....
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No, Olivia, I don't, but thank you putting that mental image in my head for the rest of the afternoon now. ugh !
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Hey, that's what I'm here for.:)
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hmm...so Michael Douglas did mean it when he said "She's the fuck of the century"...
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He probably meant to say "She's been fucking for a century"
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He never said what century :D
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Yeah, formaldehyde does wonders...although there is that unpleasant smell....
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Couldn't possibly stink as bad as 'Basic Instinct 2: Electric Boogaloo'. I'd have to find one of the 5 people who saw it to ask. The movie will be like an urban legend now since no one will know for sure if it exists. :D
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What an insult to Breakin' 2.....maybe if they had thrown in some flying monkeys or a cameo by Bruce Campbell.....with the chainsaw....
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In the year 2040...
Basic Instinct 5 gets ready for release... Sharon Stone, with her wrinkles wrapped around her hair-curlers, is helped out of the back of the trash truck onto a ventilating machine. She lifts a shrivelled, bony hand to wave at the audience, who groan and boo her back as her hand creaks off the body and falls on the floor...Stone turns at her agent and indicates to him to apply more superglue next time... |
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Or maybe it'll just be her preserved head, like Walt Disney.... she'd finally be able to say she gives great head and mean it.... |
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'Porn of the Dead' is real as well. An actress of mine knows the guy who made it (and no, she wasn't in it).
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...those were the days :o |
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