Go play with yourselves
 

May is National Masturbation Month.

Re: Go play with yourselves
 

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Don't talk or i lose concentration

You know... i'm pretty sure it isn't national.

Masterbating monkeys.....kinda redundant.

Since I didn't need a holiday before this is good enough for me ;)

too bad it wasn't a federal holiday..I could get paid double time for it.

Weeeeell now us singletons have something to do every night this month instead of eating ice cream and reading stupid Dan Brown novels.

Yeah....because us marriedtons get laid whenever we want.:rolleyes:

Oh? You mean there are times when Madame Newb has not fallen for your wiley wiles?

Re: Go play with yourselves
 

Sweet! Now I get a month that honors my habital hobby. Now, off I go to the store to get some Playboy mags. :D

OKAY,That's funny.I'm single.I want a woman to do it....so i dont have too.:)

Lazy :p :D

Re: Go play with yourselves
 

It's metal month (on vh1)

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:D

Re: Go play with yourselves
 

thats more like every month for me:p

yeah, I haven't seen any reason NOT to masturbate on a constant basis, so I don't see much difference for this month

i dont think ive gone a week without it for at least 3 years now. im serious:p

a week? Hell, I can't get through the day without popping a load off. I go to school with an egg vibrator in my ass

I started in 2000 at least 3 times a day.:)






(Sarcasm)Well,that's why women rolled their eyes back when we did it.;)

good way to stay in shape:p

Notice i posted the (sarcasm) thing.But women really do role their eyes back when we do it,Damn i need a girl friend right now.I'll be back!









:D

WHAT THE FUCK?!? :confused: :eek:

Sounds like you guys have alot of free time on your hands. :p

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they've got more than time on their hands. :D

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I was thinking the same thing! :D

LMFAO!!!!!,......"On your hands":D Damn.....i hate this.I want a girl friend now!






"Is a single man looking for a woman.
Interest's include,Music,movies,video games,Swimming,Four play:D and other things."........bah.

what, you never tried prostate-stimulation for masturbating?



also, "egg-vibrator" is NOT a pun on my name. It's just that wearing pants while you've got a butt plug in is uncomfortable

In celebration of National Masturbation Month, I am going to masturbate with my left hand.

Ambidextrous! Very impressive! ;)

I kinda had to learn to beat it with my left hand. I can't work the mouse with my left hand

I used to say halloween was my favorite holiday...




but I celebrate this one way more...

Yeah, it's pretty much a daily event for me. Kind of like the English having 'Tea Time.'

I see, you're all a bunch of wankers:D

That'd be impossible for me. It'd me MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!!!

I'm going to try with my right foot tonight.












LONG LIVE THE WANKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Should we declare this a "foot massage"?

no, it's a foot job

I can grip almost anything with my toes, of course to do myself with my foot I have to turn myself into a pretzel. Hmmm, I like a challange though. I'll be back in a little while. :p

If you don't stop... YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey...where's my monitor? :D

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a guy I work with said his father told him if he quit playing with it it would grow...he said he lied.

play on

I don't need to see to jerk off