I'm fucking so bored I could scream
 

Sorry, too much caffeine today or whatever. Somebody talk to me! And it's after midnight in my time zone so you can't use "Shut the fuck up day" as an excuse.

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I should be asleep. :(

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Yah, me too, but it ain't gonna happen for a while. Thanks for responding though. :)

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:)

I'm too tired to think of something to talk about so you're going to have to start. :D

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Shit, you're gonna make me think, damn. OK what is spring like in Vermont? It's my favorite time of the year in Minnesota. The only reason I put up with winter, although winter does provide for a killing season for the bugs and stuff so they don't get so big up here. But I still love the tropics.

FREESTYLE RAP OFF!

Huh?

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We went from winter to summer this year it seems, it's nice though. :p

Sorry, need sleep... must crawl into... bed *passes out*

Curses...your rhymes are...too fresh for me...*omg dead*

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OK, hope you have a good sleep. Thanks again for humoring me and my boredom. :)

You makey no sense, but then I'm easily confused. Try something new and be kind!

*rewinds*

OK, call me stupid, but I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. BE NICE if ya can.

I didn't call you stupid, I rewound

Arg! Humor me I don't get it! Stick your damn penis in my ear if ya have to just fucking explain!!!

oh, I plan on sticking my Penis in your ear

Well, goody, something to cure the boredom. But you still didn't explain what the fuck you're talking about.

Didn't think ya could. And yes, I responded to my own post, electronic masterbation.

I'm going to give you song lyrics from the Dead Milkmen. The song is called: The Bleach Boys. Everytime I'm bored, I listen to it. Download as soon as possible. I swear that the Dead Milkmen always have the cure for what ails ya.

Ahem...

The Bleach Boys:

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
you know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach
My pals and I all drink Clorox
or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
understand the reason why
Bleach does more than whiten socks
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach
No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk
we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk.
I wanna die with clorox within reach.
I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where midgets run for mayor?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
I had 26 friends in the beginning
but now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast others love to bet
still others snort coke in a private jet.
But drinking bleach is my way of winning.
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach (repeats line several times)

Thanks! I shall seek out the Dead Milkmen, don't have any of there stuff yet, but it's fun collecting new things. :)

But freestyle rap, is the shit, don't make it enough, for what I get. I got no more time, for the rhymes, but you can't tell me no more, so when I leave, I'll slam the door.

I'm bored as hell, can't you see, I ain't got shit to say, so don't ask me. I'm gonna go, so I can go to bed, don't let my rhymes go to your head.

You think you can rap, but what you get, is what's called crap, ain't down with that shit. I'm can freestyle, all day and all night, ain't a rap battle, cause I don't wanna fight.

I'm gonna leave, so you can stand, as I walk out, bow down with your hands. Kiss my boots, so all will know, I'm the Vampire Clown that runs this show!

Those rhymes are as fresh as Mr. Belvedere,
and that shows been off for 22 years.
Face it, you failed worse than Vietnam.
You get all your shit off of rhymezone.com

I let loose the linguistics like high flyin' ballistics,
check out my dick bitch, you know where you can stick this.
My phrases round up women like the Lifetime Network,
then I fuck em' hard until it makes their necks jerk.

So run on back home to your warm little bed,
and dream of REAL rappers while your ma gives me head.
Maybe some day if you try REAL hard,
you can slobber on my cock like a St. Bernard.

I have to give you both a little credit. IA, you're being a little unfair, now. *wags finger* You are a writer. Do I also detect so Beastie Boys influence? Maybe?

That was funny about the St. Bernard.

I take whatever advantages I can... this IS a rap battle, I gotta edge these suckas out. Not really a fan of the Beastie Boys, actually influenced more by the songs at sickanimation.com