A suggestion for his majesty.
 

As a loyal subject and possible Royal Beer Taster to His Majesty, Emporer the STE I, I have news to report.

The serfs are getting restless. Therefor, I suggest from now until you decree otherwise, April 21st hereby & forever more be known as "National Shut The Fuck Up Day."


Your subject,
-Flayed

a sound idea. We shall see how this being STFU Day goes before it becomes annual

The 21st is Bar Crawl day.... how's it gonna be both?

today is Shut The Fuck Up day. That doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be April 21st every year. It could be the 4th Friday in April, last quarter moon in April, or something like that. Besides, there are days that have 2 things on them

I was going to respond.....but i think its best if i just "Shut The Fuck Up".

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THAT was classic. Now shut the fuck up.

I don't see anything for Kwanza in there, you racist!

Damn, I knew it was lacking something.

also, now that I'm emperor, Boxing Day will be recognized as a national holiday

So does that mean it's a day dedicated to the pleasure of boxes? ;) (Terminally smutty)

sure, w/e

Oh, shut the fuck up. ;)

I was more doing it because it falls on St. Stephen's Day

Goin' out on a very unlikely limb here, but are you referring to the Grateful Dead song "St. Stephen". REEEEEALLY doubt it, but worth asking.

Saint stephen with a rose, in and out of the garden he goes,
Country garden in the wind and the rain,
Wherever he goes the people all complain.

Stephen prospered in his time, well he may and he may decline.
Did it matter, does it now? stephen would answer if he only knew how.
Wishing well with a golden bell, bucket hanging clear to hell,
Hell halfway twixt now and then,
Stephen fill it up and lower down and lower down again.

Lady finger, dipped in moonlight, writing what for? across the morning sky.
Sunlight splatters, dawn with answer, darkness shrugs and bids the day good-bye.

Speeding arrow, sharp and narrow,
What a lot of fleeting matters you have spurned.
Several seasons with their treasons,
Wrap the babe in scarlet colors, call it your own.
Did he doubt or did he try? answers aplenty in the bye and bye,
Talk about your plenty, talk about your ills,
One man gathers what another man spills.

Saint stephen will remain, all he’s lost he shall regain,
Seashore washed by the suds and foam,
Been here so long, he’s got to calling it home.

Fortune comes a crawlin’, calliope woman, spinnin’ that curious sense of your own.
Can you answer? yes I can. but what would be the answer to the answer man

nope, not a Grateful Dead fan. I like their Not Fade Away cover, though

Good song Mona:)

I was hoping someone would recognize it. :)

I know thy reason for a'celebratin' St. Stephen's day, ye cur!!!

So how dis STFU day go, anyway? What are the numbers? Results? Findings? Statistics? What do the people really think and do we give a flying fuck?

I also have another question: Is HDC a neutral territory or do we have to deal with embargos, tarrifs, foreign policy, and all that other imperialist bullshit?

Heh...'Saint' you aint...Stephen :p

Aye!!!!! *waves hook*