I'm fucked. And pissed about it.
 

I took my dads car out last night. I got in a fender bender.

The fucking hood won't fucking close, my dad just found out about it, I'm at a minimum going to have to pay a lot of fucking money. I have no job, no steady income, and I'm shit broke.

I love my life. :)

Sorry, my sympathies to you dude :(

your or your dad's insurance won't cover it? :confused:

Good job man, good job;)

How are ya going to pay for it?

Whoring himself on the street is always a sure money maker :eek:

man that sucked so bad...since its a mini van and slanted at the front it just slid right under the guys jeep...at least you didnt fuck his car up at all...then youd be in more shit but that sucks man...howd he find out?

He just noticed by walking into the garage. I'm grounded for awhile, and I have no idea how I'll pay it.

The Life of a Teenager:

Enjoying the few weeks in between bad things that happen to you, waiting for the next pile of shit to fall into.

No. That's pretty much what's on tap for the rest of your life.:D

Well you seem to be taking it well, that's good. Dude, fuckin' cars... they aint nuthin but trouble.

Dat's da truth.

I'm sure it seems bad, but believe it or not, more or less.....you're gonna be okay.

Enjoy your teenage years...they are by far the EASIEST you will have it! Once you get over the initial 21 year old fun time, its all down hill from there! Not fair at all!

hehe. i once crashed my brother's car. he almost cried cause it was partially his fault. good times!

seems like shit now... no, correction, things ARE shit now, but believe me, you'll laugh about it later.

how about being a sperm donor? :D

Eww, grosse. You're sick. I'd never do that.
























*Quietly weighs pros and cons of being a sperm donor...*

:)

If the hood won't close, its more than a fender bender......ya bent the fucking hood as well.

Suck it up and take the punishment....you'll be a better man for it.








fucking kids today.....sheesh.;)

Not much to ponder..dude you get paid for jerking off, it don't get any easier.


:p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Re: I'm fucked. And pissed about it.
 

You need worry, look what some twat did to my car yesterday!!!

Holy shit..'note to self..don't let anyone from here drive my fucking cars'

Be prepared alky ole son..there will be many more fender benders in your life
time..
Next time..make it worthwhile..
Jump online and learn how to fix it
yourself ..FAST.:D

How much an hour alky?

Eeeeeek! Sorry to hear about this alky...hopefully insurance will cover some of it...and...hmm...maybe you can pay your dad back the rest when you're working again? ;) I don't know what to tell you:( Just about everyone has been there...I totally know how you feel. I know it seems really bad now, but you and your parents will find a way to work through it:)

One dolla' a' hou'.



Thank you, MM, and it's nice to hear from you.

Yah, I've cooled down a little. It's just hard right now 'cause I just recovered from a traffic ticket (blowing a red light) w/ 4 hours of traffic school and then I scraped the edge of my garage hardcore with my dad's car...and now this.

I really need to work on my driving skills.

Awww...well, if it makes you feel any better...I totalled my first car within 6 months of having my license...have gotten in about 7 accidents (though most of which were not my fault), and gotten hit by a drunk driver...in which my second car was totalled ;) So trust me...I know how you feel. Maybe you're just getting all of your bad driving experiences done with quickly...and you'll never have another one again ;) We can only hope;) Hang in there Alky...it's just the way life goes sometimes...and even though it really sucks for the time being...you're going to find all of this extremely funny in a few years;) I promise.

Thank you MM. You seriously made me feel better.

:)

kiss kiss kiss kiss

Re: I'm fucked. And pissed about it.
 

Good luck with that! Somebody probably already asked you this, but I don't feel like reading all of the post right now (yes, I'm that lazy). How the fuck did this happen?!?

and we are quoi ? chopped liver ??


i knew i shouldn't have had that last glass of wine. :o