Touch my penis for only $1.00 !
 

Sorry. I just love to come up with outrageous thread titles when I'm drunk since they show up on the main board here LOL
I seriously would not let you touch my penis for $1.00 unless:
A) It was cash
B) Your hands were clean

I bet this thread gets more looks than any new ones tonight. Shame on all of you. Good night :P
CK

Sad young man.

Re: Touch my penis for only $1.00 !
 

Not no, not hell no, but hell fuck no!

I know as if anyone would want to touch it

Herpes cost $1.00 now!? I remember when it was free!
;)

Not even for $1,000....

No
 

Not even if you washed it & blew dried it.

Can I use those purple latex gloves, and be sure and have a bottle of that sanitizing gel on hand, for you and for me.

Seriously icky thread. Bleh.

Exactly.

Oh...the mental images.. I dont need to endure more. I mean as if class wasn't enough with the teacher saying "squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze" really really fast.


ewwwwwwww

True, very true. This was a testing ground. Considering no penises were actually touched or hurt during this experiment, this thread got 163 views within a 24 hour period. That's a lot (even by non-penis toucher standards LOL). Considering my non-spamming standards, I could tell a lot of people about my movies in a very short time and that word could travel pretty quickly. Of course I wouldn't be me if I ever did such a thing :)
CK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
look at the replies..
You actually got replies ..
holy fuckin 'ell'

Damn. There's not many replies, but the views themselves are through the roof. Ya know what this means ? If and when I decided to go evil and spam whatever the hell it that I supposedly do, I would already have a collective audience. Scary.
CK

You thinkin' about spamming us huh? Sadistro goes to the darkside :eek:

thats gross

Not as gross as your posts, Ragbag.

:p

Mission accomplished:p