The alkytrio666 Tourny or: The Tournament to End All Tournaments!
 

Alright, I know you're sick of 'em. But letcha' boy alky give it a go.

Here's how this one goes down:

This tournament will be 100% random. I will be picking things in pairs to face eachother off. Could be a food. Could be a movie. Could be whatever the hell I feel like posting that day.

The first..."thing"...to get to 7 votes wins the match. If I'm not here, you vote 'til I AM here. At the end of the tourny we will have two final, probably inadiment, objetcs left to face eachother.

This is gonna get reeeaal messy.

Let's get IT ON.

ROUND ONE:

This one was encouraged by my dinner tonight:

Chicken Enchiladas

http://www.southwestcuisine.com/entree13.jpg

VS.

Nachos

http://www.hollywoodonthequeensway.c...and/nacho2.jpg

*Gives you a look*

Here we go again... If this isn't fun, we're going to hunt you down and do things to you that you won't like.;)


Chicken enchilladas

Oh, trust me, we're gonna have a HELLuva time...

*Devilish grin*

1-0 Chicken enchiladas!

What she said, all of it!

Nachos

Are condoms going to be in this tournament to?

i hope condoms are! I vote DUREX!!!

Enchiladas!

I would love to see Durex condoms face off against Dawn of the Dead (original)!

yea that would be a real tuff match,

HA! Will condoms face Dawn of the Dead.

Do birds fly??

:)

No. They just jump and pray to God that they don't hit the ground! :p

Anyway, it'd be a tough match for me. I'd probably go with Dawn of the Dead, just because I probably won't be getting laid in awhile, so the condoms would do no justice.

Re: The alkytrio666 Tourny or: The Tournament to End All Tournaments!
 

dude... fucking... not fair... I literally JUST got5 on to make this tourny myself... holy shit... weird.

Re: Re: The alkytrio666 Tourny or: The Tournament to End All Tournaments!
 

Haha. Life sucks.


Now whats your vote, punk?

hmmmm... NOTHING. YOUR TOURNY SUCKS!.... nah, enchiladas

4-1 enchiladas

Even thought that picture looks disgusting, Im going with Nachos


By the way, Bloodrayne is right: there really are no original ideas. Even this was done before, by a great old member named Vodstok. Give me a sec, Ill find the link, I remeber there were some pretty good matches;)

Doug Wright

Here it is:

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...ht=random+crap


Still, this is one of few ideas that deserved to be resurected:p

Yah, well, this is new 'cuz it has enchiladas.

And it's the alkytrio666 tourny, not the vodstock tourny.

OK, before this ides completely turns to diahrea, I'm changing the required vote count to 5.

And throwing in my vote for enchiladas, making

ENCHILADAS the winner! 5-2

Next round in a sec.

ROUND 2:

Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey

http://www.ezydvd.com.au/g/i/p/3606.jpg

VS.

Watching Paint Dry

http://www.modulousa.com/images/Manhattan_close_up.jpg

2001

Watching paint dry

Watching paint dry... That may not be intellectually hip, but I don't give a fuck. I hated that movie.

2001

Tie: 2-2

painting the DVD of Kubrick's 2001 and watching it dry!

Ehhh...I'll count that towards both.

3-3

Watching paint dry

Paint dry...

Latex paint was a breakthrough in my eyes and should be watched once in a while just to appriciate the subtle change in color as it dries.

Ooh thats true

Oh look........another tournament.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...eadExplode.gif

Watching paint dry wins!

Mad Cow Disease

http://www.accessnorthga.com/news/topimages/mad-cow.jpg

VS.

Taxes

http://www.capsweb.org/Images/issues/taxes.jpg

Do I have to use the toilet from hell? See you guys are lucky to get to pee standing up.

I'm going to go with the butt crack, because I can always avert my eyes.

Well, the crack wins. Cuz the picture wasn't wroking, so I changed the match! Yee ha.

But please vote again, you're my favorite customer.

Mad Cow

This is possibly the hardest choice for me so far.

I'm not going to vote in this round, because I honestly can't decide which is worse. I mean we've all heard the saying that there are only two sure things in life: Death and Taxes. This round asks which you would choose.

It's and endless cycle, you die, you're born, you pay taxes, you die, you're born, you pay taxes, you die (In the Upunishads, the Hindu faith calls this Samsara)...endless... unless, of course, you reach Moksha, but that isn't 100% garuteed, because no one who reaches Moksha comes back to let us know.

hmmm... I wonder if foot and mouth/bird flu will pop up soon.
Seems we get all the shit here, those cows are getting a bit too big for their hoofs methinks. Need to thin down the auld numbers.

I VOTE BSE!

Mad cow disease just cuz the image of a mad cow makes me laugh!

Mad Cow Disease (fuck taxes!!!)