Done Anything Stupid (But Funny) Lately?
 

Umm...Yeah...I just leaned a bit too far to my right...And nearly fell outta my chair....


Well...Actually...The chair was going WITH me...So, I'm not sure what ya call that...But still...

It was kinda funny



I'm sure that if anyone had actually seen it, it would have been even MORE funny...The whole flailing, and catching myself thing:D



So...You guys embarassed yourselves lately...And got a laugh out of it...Even if only YOU were laughing?

last week i woke up in the morning to find a good 10 inches or so of snow. . . pissed off i quickly shoveled the walk and stairs and then, late and kind of pissed, i decided to throw my snow shovel over the back hedge (which is like 10 feet high) and into the back yard so I could head out ---needless to say, the shovel flew up and then landed perfectly into the high bunch of snow on the very top of the hedge. . . the next morning i had to get a ladder and a rake (balancing in another 3 or 4 inches of snow) to catch the shovel and pull it off.

it was funny, but not fun.

Aww...That REALLY got to you....You make me wanna kill a bitch...

its cool - i'm resigned to my fate. . . one of my friends said - "hey, that's cool, it makes you like Bill Murray or something" - so I'm hoping for a little Lost in Translation action (now, where is Ms. Johannson when I need her!!!)

I was at work real late last night and farted on the elevator thinking surely know one else was there..sure one floor later 2 execs get on. Tight!

LOL...That kinda sux...What about when you're at the store and no one's around...Then as soon as you do it, someone comes around the corner and walks right into it?...HAHAHA

I always do that, hell I'll do it anywhere I don't care what people think. I love the really rotten stinks, gross so many people out and I laugh and smile, makes my day.

I NEVER do anything stupid, unless you count trying to make interesting threads.:D

No, seriously,

I wore platform sandals the other day. That's stupid because I tendonitis in my left ankle from spraining it like a million times. The day I wore the shoes my feet were fine, but after that, I've been walking with a limp. This is not funny, but it is stupid.

Did I tell you guys that I fell down our stairs a month ago. That was funny. It hurt like a bitch and I bruised my butt bone, but in retrospect, it was quite funny.

By the way, Zombee, what is your av?

Em always doing stupid things..unintentionally..my actions just seem to come out stupid.

Ok with the gym thing comes a change of eating habits.. along with body functions..
Anways em at the gym doing the circut..then decide to have a go on the
cycle..
em going crazy , trying to impress my trainer..when i finished ..i went to get off ..and it was like my fart just fell out of me..
the gym was full n everyone kinda looked directly my way..em like farrrk..
All done i think..Nups..
go to aerobics and with every squat..a fart fell out..
Em wearing the stupidest of grins..
my support crew (my daughter n mates) who were beside me ..disappeared in a heap on the floor...on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM..(Insert red face)

I just threw a drunken bitch fit playing Mario Kart 64 and everybody made fun of.... I guess justly deserved.

Re: Done Anything Stupid (But Funny) Lately?
 

I called somebody and asked if their refridgerator was running

I don't know how many times I've hit my head on the damn kitchen counter! It is funny though.

I remember a few months ago, I was running through the house (forget why) and I ran right into the tread mill. It hurt like hell, and I was pissed off! I started yelling and bitching about it being in the middle of the hallway. Then, I turned around to go to my room, and I walked into the tread mill again, hitting the same damn toe! I was pissed at the time (especially because I broke my toe), but after awhile, I got a kick out of it!

BOOOOOOOO! Death to bad puns!! :p

I havent done anything overly stupid myself lately, but my friend tripped off a diving board at the local Aquatic Cenre yesrday, funniest thing Ive seen in a long while. He planning to run and jump off, but he tripped right at the end of the board, and just sort of flailed until he hit the water:p. He didnt get hurt, so we were all laughing hysterically:D

2 days ago. I had just took a shower and was coming out when i turned around and got wacked in my forehead by the self my mom had just hung up.. she hunbg it to damn low.. i also made a glass angel fall off and land on my naked foot and break on it...hurt like a mutha fucka....i did it agan today

Shit! I didn't even try to make a pun there! Honestly!

hahahahahahaha..!!
A mate of mine did something similar at the water hole.
He's climbing up this steep slippery hill to get to the rope swing..
Next thing all we heard was 'fuck fuck fuck fuck'..then we saw this black ass flipping head over heels down the bank.
He sunk to the bottom of the creek but we're all in hysterics trying to pull his nigger ass out of there..we almost drowned .

Numerous cuts and burns...mostly burns.
I'm sure it's much funnier from an outside perspective...I'm pretty indifferent, I'm used to it.

I always look at them strangley as if they did it. ;)

Ah yes, and have you ever bumped into an inanimate object (counter, door jam, rack at clothes store) and said "excuse me"? Not so bad if no one is around but...

Didja tell them they better go catch it.










didja?

No, that's not stupid that's kinda weird. I'm gonna go over here now.:D

I'm kidding. I think I've done that before. I was probably high, but it's definitely happened.

scaryminda15
 

i was walking into my school and i tripped over myself but not falling then i tripped like five seconds after the first it was kinda embarrsing but funny none the less.

last month when walking into school with yellow jacket. Well i don't know if it was my shoes or the floor but the next thing i knew i saw the ceiling rapidly going away from me. I had slipped on the hard floor and damn near broke my tail bone... hurt like a bitch i couldn't even breath for about 20 seconds......fuck that hurt and it happened so fast.. what a way to start the day

I got one...and yeah, it made just about everyone laugh but me, so I hope you all get the same enjoyment.
At college, I was on a break...now, I study in full uniform as per the college legislation here in Australia.., so, I had my apron off, and my "skull cap" (like a chefs hat, without the top) in my hand, and I needed to take a piss...so....I went into the bathroom, and put my apron and cap above the toilet, yknow, like where the button is? I wouldn't do this in any old bathroom, ours are kept remarkably clean...although it seems like they also keep the ceramic almost polished, for, about 5 seconds into my piss, the cap fell down, and into the toilet, and yes, I pissed on it.
So...I grabbed it with a toilet brush as soon as I could cut the flow, chucked it in the bathroom sink, ran soap and hot water into it for about 5 minutes.
I didn't put it on again, I got one of those disposeable paper hats (which are actually a lot cooler and more comfortable), for the rest of the day....the piss hat is currently being washed, and will be again...and even then, I don't know if I'm ever gonna want to wear it again.

- B

Yah, that might of had something to do with it. ;)

I decided to eat pizza and talk to my fiance about our upcoming wedding while playing with a butterfly knife. Slippery hands, knife slipped, went to catch it and got it... by the blade. Some stitches and a tetnis shot later I'm rolling my eyes and laughing at myself.

Tequila night.
Lots of lights of various types smashed via punch, stomp, roundehouse, axe and fly kick, with spal and friend. Re-broke one or two knuckles and cut my hand up, but only superficially.
bbq in a pool.

no, they cried about how they had no refridgerator because they got robbed the night before. So I paused a second and asked if they had Prince Albert in a can

Anything i do is Stupid yet funny.

I'm with you.

Same tequila night. Was walking back to the park we were drinkin at.. Kinda stumbled and tripped a lil bit. Kept walking but laughing hysterically.

Same night, stopped in the middle of the street , sat on my ass and just laughed. Haven't been that pissed in...actually. I dont think I have been that pissed before haha.

Oh I also kicked a box and a tree hit me.. :P

Okay, this is not something I've done, but it's something that keeps happening to me here in Columbia,SC

Everytime I go into a shop and buy some staples (not the metalic thingies, but general supplies) my total rings up to 6.66$

I shit you negative.

I must be Rose McGowan in Doom Gerneration, except that I don't particularly like Rose McGowan and I haven't actually seen the film. I just heard about that one part...

This could fall under the catergories of stupid and funny, but will probably only make it to stupid.

^^ Maybe if you buy a different brand of staples it might come up as 6.65 or something :p


Me and my band cleared half a bar full of people at a open mic night. Drunk as fuck punk kids (well not quite but we act like it)thrashin it out 10x louder than the previous boring ass dullards doin Bob Dylan covers and shit. Hahaa the looks on people's faces were fuckin' classic - kinda a shocked "What the fuck is this...?" deal.

Knock 'em backwards!

Anyway, what do you mean change my staples? By Pepsi instead of Coke, Malboros instead of Camels, Canada Dry instead of Seagrams Ginger Ale?

You may be onto something.