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Seri just got back from the mall...She bought a black leather whip!:eek:


Okay...Should I be worried?


Or...Should I be pissed because she looked at me and said, "Writhe in jealousy....And...No, you CAN'T borrow it!"?


And....Demon Seed wants it, too!




Where DID these kids COME from?

:D :D :D


*dammit Seri...Stop that...You nearly hit me*

HAHAHA!!!...She just cracked Stupid Shane with it...It's all good...:D

Dont be worried....whips are awesome!

if its to hit shane/you don't be worried.. if its for anything else then be worried

May I borrow the whip?

Seriously, I can see bad things coming from this

Rayne just decided she's gonna get a couple tomorrow, for the love of god, help me

I say get whips of your own. You could make a game out of it.

Hmmm you could be on to something here

Sweet. If Hasbro or Milton Bradley pick up on this and make it their own, I'm kicking their asses!

Hurry up and get that patent....and I want a cut of the money since I'll be testing it out probably tomorrow

Post pics tomorrow so we can all see how many eyeballs got lacerated.

Let me think of a name first and then I'll copyright it. I could use some suggestions though. Here are mine:

Whipster
Whipper Tripper
The Whip of Death
The Whip

looks like bloodrayne has another quote to add to the "what do you want your last words to be" thread.
"hey mom! look at at this whip i bought! look what i can do with ..... oh shit... sorry!"

Whips and Ladders

Heh..I won't be aiming at eyeballs;)




Anyway...I gotta get out Seri's baby book...



First tooth...First steps...First words...First whip....



Awww...My baby girl just got her very first whip...*is so proud*


:D

LMAO...I just busted out laughing at that....Awesome :D

LMFAO!!!

:D I made people laugh!

Whipopoly?

Those young whipper snappers

Is that where that term came from?

I had a nice big bull whip when I was six or seven... wish I could find it now.

The Whip-O-Matic (but Ronco probably already has a patent on that name) :)

A little more simple...

"Whip It"

That way you could advertise with Devo and anything that sells itself using Devo sells well.

Oh, stop wussing around. Wrest the whips away from her and USE THEM! Pretend that you're Indiana Jones, and she's some poor fuck that Indiana Jones is whipping the shit out of.

:D*WHAP*:D

btw, I got a riding crop and a cat 'o nine tails (although there were actually 10 tais. I guess it was a boy cat) in the CHILDREN'S section of one of those christian-run off-highway souvenir shops (it was called Ozarkland, that should give you a good idea as to what type store it was)

you read my mind ;)

hahaha, I used to live a few blocks from that place. Unless there's another one now...was it a big red barn lookin place?

not sure about red (similar colour at least), but yeah, looked like a big-ass barn. Had a sweet section of knives.

awesome:) I miss that redneck lil town....*sigh* (although I think its haunted)

I probably wouldn't last long in a redneck lil town. I'd be all like "STOP BEING SO FUCING STUPID!" and they'd be all like *shooting me in the face with a shotgun*

haha, we used to act like hot shit down there cos we worked at a yacht club on Marina Bay and we got to hang out there after work...but in reality we were 6 people in a one bedroom house that had a pet chicken. Yep, just a few more rednecks:cool:

What was the chicken's name?

Cock McDanglyfish

Sam the Chicken

I prefer riding crops to whips, less recoil. Someone mentioned having a cat-o-nine tails? You wouldn't come over for my birthday and give me the official 28 lashes would you?

Rayne, we gonna have some fun now!!!:D

i had a bullwhip as a kid - used to run around cracking it like zoro - (until i cracked it back and caught myself in the face, taking a chunk out of my cheek - I still has a scar under my right eye - ouch)

I love men with scars...;)



:D

Well...I wasn't able to get out of the house today...been too busy...BUT...Seri just came back from the mall again...AND...She got me a whip like hers...I'm not sure if she was trying to be sweet:rolleyes: ...Or...If she was just afraid that I'd use HER whip...lol


Anyway...She also got me some cool black, wrought iron candle holders:cool:

I REALLY need to get out and do some shopping...Even though I hate shopping...Cuz, she said they have some great deals right now, and I'm a sucker for a good bargain...Especially on stuff that I need ;)