Favorite sayings
 

Does anyone have a favorite saying? Something that really strikes them such as:
knee high to a grasshppper
or
busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say...

And that Doctor Seuss thing that Vampenquin knows...I don't feel like trying to remember it word for word right now...

*has a headache*

"I think his cheese has slipped off his cracker"

"I think his noodle pot has done boiled over"

"Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree"

"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer"

"Love me or leave, but don't forget to hide the cutlery"

"Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger" (Brother to the one legged man) :)

I know more, just can't think of them now. But here's a start.

Never mind, thanks again BR. :D

Check out that 'edit' button sometime ;)

Aw, crap, I have a tendency to overlook the obvious. Thanks BR!

"she's one fry short of a happy meal"
"you're not the sharpest tool in the shed"
"he's not the brightest crayon in the box"

"Fuck you you fucking fuck"
"fuggitaboudit"
"Fuck me running" ( there's many different variations that I have to this)


There may be more to come.....

Oh yah, one of my favorites:

"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart!"

"FUCK"

thats really all I got

"There's no accounting for taste."

Time lost cannot be found again

"crazy as a sprayed roach"

or

"crazy as a runover dog"

"Smashed as a wabbit at easter"

"Jesus tits, man!"

"Well butter my butt and call be a biscuit"

"Lick my hoochie"

"Jesus Christ in a cartigan sweater"

"It's hot as balls"

I have more, but I can't think of them. *has headache as well... again*

Dont bite the biscuit before you hear the crunch

Empty vessels make the loudest noise

You cock-smoking wank stain

that's what daddy always called me . . . ahhh

Never afraid to cut to the heart of emotion eh?

Whenever my great aunt (keep in mind she was in her late eighties) saw a good looking young man, she used to say:

"He can put his shoes under my bed anytime." :)

A long drink of water... It describes a tall lean handsome man.

As tight as a mouse's ear

As dry as Gandi's flip-flop (usually said when thirsting for a pint)

I have heard my mom say
"I'm outtta here like a herd of turtles."
:confused: :confused: :confused:

I like to say "I'm not gonna lie" a lot... actually I don't like to say it, I just usually do.

he/she don't know their arse from their elbows...

- "You fuck the chicken, I'll number the feathers" (You do it, but i'll help)

-I'll fuck that goat, you raise the tail" (I'll take care of it, but you help me)

- "I'll ram my fist down your throat, grab 'hold of your asshole, and turn you inside out!"

-"I'll body slam you so hard, your soul will fall out!"

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't min" - Dr. Seuss

You're welcome BR:p

"Marriage is a three ring circus:
engagement ring
wedding ring
suffering"

"Useless as tits on boar hog"

"Well, slap me and call me silly"

"Just for shits and giggles"

"I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers!"

"Come hell or high water."

"There's no fool like an old fool."

"Kick your ass/arse so hard you can wear it for a hat."

"As dumb as the day is long."

"You/he/she/they don't know rat shit from rice krispies."

"What goes around comes around."

"Happier than a mule eating huckleberries."

"If assholes had wings this place would be an airport."

"Same dog different fleas."

"Jesus Christ on a crutch."

"Does a bear shit in the woods."

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick
Cold as a well diggers ass
As hot as a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire- one of my dad's.
I'm getting fehklempt
Fuck you and the horse you road in on
Get fucked!
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
Nervous as a long tailed/sore tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Rode hard and put away wet. (Describes bad luck)
As funny as a fart in a diver's helmet. (Another one of my dad's).