best ever murder weapon
 

ok time for the best ever object used for a death... doesn't have to be from a horror movie.

(kinda like the chopstick from the Last Samurai, or the milkshake blender from the Toxic Avenger myself)

Best ever murder weapon.....

Ooh! America?

Scythe...My character is going to use it...so it has to be pretty bad.

The four barrel shotgun used by Reggie in Phantasm 2 or 3

Croquet mallet in {remake} Dawn of the Dead

Make a plastic mould, in the shape of your preferred weapon, say a hatchet, dagger or mallet
Fill with water, freeze. The "mould" would have to be fairly thick so as to make strong ice weapons. Handle only with plastic gloves...and leave when you're ready to kill someone relatively nearby, you may need to case the situation, and figure a good location, or even consider investing in a freezer unit say, in the trunk of your car.
When ready, remove the weapon from the mould. Torch the mould on your way out. Kill your victim, drive/walk away, let it melt inside their wounds/nearby.
The mallet would probably be best, or you could just bake bricks of ice to throw? I'd go with the mallet.

There you go, a MURDER weapon.

Bare hands.

You're a pussy if you use anything else.

nm.

The giant rubber phallus from Lock Stock.

pure genius.

Is there a more embarrassing way to die than a dildo to the head? I think not...

I was gonna say a block of ice....cheeba stole my thunder.

i still dont think you can beat a chainsaw.

the lawnmower

the tiny knife from Clue. You can just stick it in the envelope and hide it away.

good one

fossil fuel consumption


sure its very slow but it eventuall kills everyone

indeed, if Braindead has taught us anything!

The overly complicated head severing device from "Trauma" and the silver spheres from "Phantasm".

Did anyone say tongs
 

How about a pair of Tongs?

If You don't believe Me, read: "The Story of My Suspension" thread in the general forum......You just might change Your mind.:D

Ha! poor ravage. I think ripsaw beats chainsaw anyday. Ripsaw is like the saw in hightension, it just looks 10 times as frightening.