Fuck Sam the Egg
 

Seriously. Fuck 'im. He's a hypocritical, unpleasant, short, abusive, callow asshole. So I mean this with all sincerity to Sam the Egg: Go Fuck Yourself.
Now, you may ask yourself, why should Sam the Egg suddenly be ripped on like this?


Why? Because he made this thread to pimp his fucking movie (now available for your viewing pleasure):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JHVrDjlCT1k

Wow, the singing was great... and the togas were so... bedsheetish. I couldn't watch past the first couple minutes, eyes teared up with laughter, will try again another time.

Nothing wrong with shameless self-promoting.

Funny shit, dude. You should win some sort of award for something.

yeah fuck same the egg. The movie isn't playing either.

edit: ok I got the movie playing but it kept stopping every 10 seconds or so, stupid ghetto ass computer. What I saw was funny though, good job.

it's probably just loading slow

that bad, huh?

Re: Fuck Sam the Egg
 

Fuck you.

Nigga'.

eggs are incredible, AND edible.

good music and the walker was a nice touch.funny stuff....do you have any more planned?

this was actually the second one I did, the first one was called The Good, The Bad, and the Iliad. I was going to do For a Few Athens More, but I couldn't come up with enough good ideas and I want do do a more serious move next time 'round.
Although the next goofy movie I do will probably be my Ninja Bandits vs. Pirates movie called Salty Dawg: Gangsta Pirate

luv the title.

Your name is Stephen?

Actually, I think he's Kevin.

anyway...

I thought it was pretty funny...


The line after the flashback killed.

I'm watching again... man those songs are something. I've seen so many movie attempts that are just movies, nothing different. Cheers on the attempt to do something different.

nope

Oh, well, the guy playing Odysseus kinda looked like a picture you posted awhile ago, that's why I got that idea.

Heheh...pretty funny! Keep up the good work:D

Where was Circe (Pronounced Keer-kee. I learned that in my ancient Greek language class)?

Oh yeah, when you...I mean Odysseus won, you should have had the FF victory music. That would have been funny.


Or not

I didn't play Odysseus

haha. I watched the whole thing.. Cool stuff there Sam. Loved the sound effects with the ninjas :P . Pretty cool music also.

Oh. Well nevermind.:p

Getting the sword through the video game was really funny too.

if anybody's interested, I'm considering uploading the first one (Iliad) to YouTube as well

I am, if you decide to do so, post a link.

Let's see it. FFOO was pretty entertaining.:)

good enough for me. It'll probably be up by the end of the week (like, next week)

I'm gonna try to watch this tomorrow......it keeps stopping now....time for a scandisc & defrag anyway.

OK, I watched it all the way through on a machine at work (my crappy home machine doesn't play youtube video very well)

There's a lot of funny stuff, I laughed several times. Also liked the ninja battle at the end.

The main problem was the audio, I couldn't make out a lot of the dialog. Especially the guy with the walker.

yeah, we used live dialogue, which worked when we were filming places like the park and my Grandma's basement, but not so much when we were filming against the greenscreen in my backyard when cars were driving by