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Be One Of Us---Be a VAMPIRE
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=EmpressOfDrac
See you there mortals...just look for EmpressOfDrac...LOL! |
I was the vampire cocksucker, I drank no pints of blood and rank was fresh corpse.
Sigh. |
Empress, baby, I can't see myself as your little bitch.
"You will be my foot stool, and you will lick the dogshit from my boots," Selma Hayek, From Dusk til Dawn. See, that's me. But anyway, as a Witch, my occult job keeps me busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest. So, I really don't have time to be a vampire. Me and the Wicked Witch of the West are still trying to devise a way to get her shoes back.:D |
Razeth Vect. See you there.
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Re: Be One Of Us---Be a VAMPIRE
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Does "delusions of granduer" and meglomania run in your family or are you just the black sheep?
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Charming...:rolleyes: |
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Wonderful. You can send it to Empress_of_Drac in a giant mug.;) |
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i literally just spit coffee all over my computer screen (maybe i can put that in a cup and send it to Empress as well - LMAO) |
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Words can not describe how fucking stupid this type of shit sounds. Dorks like you make the Star Trek fans look like a pack of Fonzies. [IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=vampires+suck/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=129sin57h/EXP=1138896067/*-http%3A//members.aol.com/vinnietee4/VampiresSuckgif.gif[/IMG] |
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No no
It's exposure to sunlight or is it reality cus I can never tell the difference with these twits.. :p
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STOP it! BAD! |
take cover, there's a riot brewing....
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Ummm..I don't get it....:confused:
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That's some funny shit. Maybe we should misintupitate her. I think that probably kills vampires. I'm a vampire You know what I mean When I do my little dance In the graveyard In the graveyard, yeah I shake my little thing In the graveyard. "I fart cobwebs," annonymous vampire |
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baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire! i want you - nothing you can do, i'm a vampire! watch me do my dance for you, i want you - nothing you can do, baby get ready - i'm coming for you, i'm a vampire! come to my world, child of the night, come out of your darkness and into my light, looking for you all of your life, don't be afraid - it'll be all right... god grant you serenity, you bring out the best in me, let my love take you higher, guess what... i'm a vampire! baby get ready - i'm coming for you, i'm a vampire! i want you - nothing you can do, i'm a vampire! watch me do my dance for you, i want you - nothing you can do, baby get ready - i'm coming for you, i'm a vampire! in your head you always hear me close your eyes - i'm all that you see, for lust, for life, my intimate fire, nightly dances, dance in desire... god grant you serenity, you bring out the best in me, let my love take you higher, guess what... i'm a vampire! baby get ready - i'm coming for you, i'm a vampire! i want you - nothing you can do, i'm a vampire! watch me do my dance for you, i want you - nothing you can do, baby get ready - i'm coming for you, i'm a vampire! (let's be together... don't be afraid... you called me... i was what you wished for... you held me here beside you... i was what you wished for... i came for you... i came for you... i was what you wished for... you taste like honeydew... be careful what you wish for... i wished for you your whole life... be careful what you wish for... let me be you tonight... tonight...) baby get ready - i'm coming for you, i'm a vampire! i want you - nothing you can do, i'm a vampire! watch me do my dance for you, i want you - nothing you can do, baby get ready - i'm coming for you, i'm a vampire! |
Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you (drum roll) Shanks!:D
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