Poo-Nuts
 

Lately I have been saying "Poo-nuts!" a lot, it is my new replacement for saying "Aw, crap!" or "Sonofabitch!" And its much better really. I'm talking about when something minor happens, like, say, you spill your drink on the carpet or the cat claws a shirt that you like and makes a claw-hole, you say, "Poo-nuts!" or maybe "Oh, POO-NUTS" and it makes the misfortune sound funny and then you feel better. It's kinda like saying "Peanuts" but it's "Poo-nuts." Try it you will see it works

I tried it, it's great:D
I was fixing myself a bowl of cereal and accidently spilled a little milk.Instead of swearing I said poo-nuts, It worked I felt so much better. :)

hey - you can both just kiss my poo-nuts!



(wow - it does work --- LOL)

:eek: that sounds so wrong,funny,but wrong

but it feels sooooo right



LOL - :D

I'm such a pirate, but I'll try it. I just don't know if it's going to be as satisfying as "fuck."

is there anything as satsifying???

...yes, ''cunt!'' :D that's my usual, Solomon says i swear way too much.:o so i'll try ''poo nuts''

my friend in Kansas says he never heard ''bollocks'' before i said it, is it just a British word?

yep - i had to ask someone what it meant when i lived in the uk

(at the very least they don't say it in Kansas - they only say "gosh darnit" and "dadgumit")

lol, my friend was running around yelling it at every opportunity, it took months for the novelty to wear off!

my biggest linguistic adjustment after moving back to the US was to quit saying "toilet" (i.e., "I have to go to the toilet" or "where is your toilet?") - in the US the word "toilet" is taboo and one must say "rest room" - I still find myself slipping and saying "I've got to go to TOILET!"

hahahahaha
i said 'poo nuts' after i kicked my toe
and got laughed at..!!
not giggles kind of laugh...em talking
the HAHAHAHAHAHA POO WHAT???
kinda thing.
They sed it sounds snobbish...but ..acks
pooh nuts to them too :D

kick them in their poo-nuts!

I had a feeling this was gonna cause some laughter...heh heh heh

POO-NUTS! hee hee hee hee hee!

(BY THE WAY, I forgot to mention that you should only say "poo-nuts" when you are alone--well, you don't have to, but if you do say it in front of people, it is very possible that they will laugh at you!)

This is sort of inspired, actually, by a guy I remember from high school, a nice fella but sort of snooty, never cursed because it was beneath him........and when he dropped his books or whatever, he would say, "Oh, poo!" I just added the nuts. Like I always do.

well, in the North of England and Midlands where i was born we say 'bog'!
in London one ''goes for a pony'' (pony and trap-crap):p

Cunt- one of my favorite insults.

I can't believe you didn't know what it meant, Zero.

Re: Poo-Nuts
 

it's akin to "dingleberries".:p

yeah......yeah......yeah.........it is a little like dingleberries (giggle)

except.....it is a little more like..............

POO-NUTS!

hee hee hee hee hee

No offense, but my friends would verbally kick my ass if I said poo-nuts on a daily basis.

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to see how many people would try it. Remember I didn't say you had to say it around other people--it's funny even if you're alone!

Well I'll try it by myself once I do something wrong, but I never make mistakes... so...

and I thought this was a hardcore horror forum.






;)

mine too, poo-nuts is for sissies.:D

well i think you guys are really stupid when it comes 2 this shit,to agree with haunted the word fuck is fun to say along with some other words...
But Poo-Nuts??? thats just too funny

Hardcore poof forum is more like it from the looks of things, Shanksie...

Well, out of boredom, I have gone ahead and bumped the questionable "Poo-Nuts" thread, the official thread for mild expletives that are more humorous than shocking. I am still using this term "Poo-Nuts," I try to use it several times a day at least, and it continues to be funny. I strongly suggest you try it while it is still fashionable! Here are some variations you might like to try:

1. Try calling your favorite pet a "little poo-nut."

2. Double the words and say "poo-poo nuts-nuts."

See, it is meaningless AND versatile! Try today!

No thanks. I'm perfectly satisfied with swearing properly. When I don't I already tend to say "Booo-urns" and that is enough for me.

Are they saying BOO or Boo-Urns?

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Growing up watching endless repeats of Red Dwarf (anyone outside the UK catch this?) I discovered that saying 'smeg, smeghead or you smegger' was a good way of swearing without it meaning too much to most people who heard it. Its a good word.

Exxxxxcellent suggestions from everyone...I will add those to my notebook also.

I've tried to use poo-nuts, but it's just not hearty enough for me. I like "fuck" and "cunt" (often together such as cunt-fuck or fucking cunt) too much. I will admit that poo-nut's silliness is entertaining.

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me Too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAUNTED ..SISTER BOO !!!!
WB..HUGS AND XXES..
oops ..soz about the caps. '

Thanks, you three. I had to step back for a bit. Some things came up in my life, and I remembered the last time this happened. I brought it to the concensus, and people ended up getting banned. I figured, it's my shit, and I'll deal with it.

I will say, though, I missed every fucking one of you everyday. I actually just really enjoy coming here.

Re: Poo-Nuts
 

some manditory information here.

I just did, and I laughed my ass off! Now, I'm going to stick with my casual fuckin' swearing, but I'll say "poo-nuts" every once in awhile *chuckles*. POO-NUTS!!! It's even fun to type! :D

Hey, we missed you too.

And remember folks, "poo-nuts" is not a serious swear word, it is only intended for small misfortunes, never for anything big. And it's specially designed to lighten things up...it's for when you need a quick laff, a giggle. Try it! Try! you will like it yes

Ahh,Poo-Nutts...










Nope i still feel like shit.:(

hahahahahaha..
i said poo-nuts at my x-lan crew meeting last night..
all the guys reckon i sounded gay..
next thing i know..one of them dropped one of the cables an he goes..POO NUTS..
and everyone larfed..em like wtf..
LOL..according to them ..it sounds better coming from a guy.
'stubborn shakes her head'