Only One Beer
 

OK - i looked in my fridge and have only one beer - the rest having gone to that great cooler in the sky (mainly my tummy!)

So, the dilemma i have is this: what does one do with only one beer? Sure, i could drink it (and probably will) but it seems such a waste - one beer!?! its like a beginning with no middle or end, an appetizer without a main course. . .

now, i could go out and get more - but its very cold and snowy and i'm just not that desperate (yet).

So, what does one do with one beer?:confused:

Drink... drink it?

but then its gone and i'm left alone without any of its 12oz siblings here to keep me company - - - it just seems wrong

So go get more. I went and dug my truck out of the snow and drove to the store for Gatorade.

...fucking GATORADE.

but its cold.......

OK - fine, screw it, i'm inspired by IAs heroic (acutally make that 'stupid' - who digs through snow for gatorade??) efforts and will go out to the store and retrieve more beer. . .


you may now close this thread

go buy some more, then drink it. easy solution. but then again, it depends on how much you need beer. like, NEED it..

the solution is simple

I needed to recharge my electrolytes... I gotta de-tox y'know.

fine - fine - you load of enablers - - - i NEED THE BEER

besides, i thought detox only happened with a court-order

*damn, i'm so weak*

Not when I say it isn't. Which is right now.

You drink gatorade? I surprised they let you buy it, you so don't look like an athlete... :D

oh, and drink the beer... slowly.

drink the one beer, then go get more.

Daaaaaamn....

I think I hate you now.

Now I'm gonna go stand in front of a full length mirror and look menacing like that nerdy kid in "Little Giants".

LOL

I don't think I've even seen you from the neck down. :p

Go out in the bitter bitter cold and BUY MORE.
What's wrong wit u?*smack*:D

ms. novarku spoke - i listened

i am now working my way through a 12 pack --- you only have yourselves to blame

Did you really have to start a thread for this?? GO GET MORE BEER!!!!!!! :D

You could've used it to make a beer batter for shrimp (did that with High Life because after the party was over nobody was going to drink that) and then GO BUY MORE.

an update for those interested:

i did get a 12 pack and drank too much of that - downstairs neighbor popped in around 11 with a bottle of jack daniels and we drank too much of that - then we decided that we both needed some fresh air. went outside and promptly slipped down the front stairs . . .am now in much pain and soreness in lower back and shoulders. . . regretting ever turning to HDC for advice. . . .

ouch

A good idea would've been to drink the lobe beer, and then drink your own urine numerous times.

..drink it ...then your local pub....I'm drinking a beer now ....

amateur:rolleyes:

i am humbled at the feet of my master


(and also pissed that i forgot to salt my steps last night - damn i still hurt)

I'm a bit pissed off that you would be caught on a friday night with ONLY one beer in the fridge...........sorry....still a little pissed....i can't talk to you right now.

*bows*

"i'm not worthy, i'm not worthy"