Christmas Break
 

I can't say Winter Break because apparently Jesus is a republican, and I don't wanna be a terrorist.

Where's everybody goin' for Christmas Break? I for one am going to Chicago to deal with the monotony and drudgery that is listening to and looking at my family. I'll be home Saturday and the very next day I have to go to a bar my dad's band is playing at. My dad's 56 years old and he's in a rock band. Mmm.. but the beer is free, so that's cool.

So where ya fuckers goin?

Give me a hollar when you're in town, Alive.
CK

That I will, Mister Man.

Im going to Rehobeth Beach, where no matter what time of the year it is the water is always freezing

I'm going to Chicago too!!!!

Well, not really...but you two kids have fun:p

To a better place

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...ahah-small.jpg

More people commit suicide during the holidays than any other time of the year.

hahaha you do that yourself?

Wow, Canada really IS a cold, desolate wasteland.

Yes, I realize now that using photoshop for the blood was a bad idea. Then again, nobody likes to get sticky shit in their hair.

It is cold and desolate, but atleast it's not Iowa. ;)

touche.

I wasn't knockin' the picture, I think it's cool. It's just that Canada looks like an average day is very... grey.

And even Iowans hate Iowa. Some comedian once said that's why Iowa doesn't have any tall buildings. Cuz if we did, people'd be lining up to jump off it.

unsure yet .
everybody usually congregates at my house for the day..
this year em gonna be taking my children to as many family attractions as possible..
rainbows end..waingaroa hot pools..umm zoo..stuff like that..
anyhows..prolly won't see u all on xmas day..so will get in now.
Merry Xmas

It's funny cuz it's true. :D

I shrunk the picture big time, I might fix this one and do more. I want to go all out and make some really realistic looking ones and see if I can pass them off as real. I probably won't though, too lazy. (plus don't want syrupy blood shit mess) hah

I humbly submit a poem by Bill O'Reilly. George Bush talks to Jesus, ya know... and Bill O'Reilly talks to George Bush.

'Twas the night before Solstice, and all through the land
the ACLU was watching to keep things in hand.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while forces kept Christmas out of their heads.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed and heard desperate chatter.
Someone had seen my manger display,
And wailed very loudly - go away, go away.

How could I be so crass, so utterly wrong
So show the infant Jesus and sing him a song?

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
An ACLU lawyer, looking stern and aloof.
No manger! No caroling! he said with a snort,
And if you don't comply immediately, I'll take you to court!

He was chubby and plump, a right surly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself.
He dallied no more, but went straight to his phone
Lamenting the manger, in a most pitiful moan.

But I in the spirit, said nothing unkind
Christmas is forgiveness whatever you find.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

Christmas will survive, the folks will demand it,
Even if secular lawyers will not understand it.
Then I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Happy Solstice to all, and to all a good night!


Doesn't it make you all warm inside to know, somewhere out there, Bill O'Reilly is making sure EVERYONE BELIEVES IN CHRISTMAS....

I say go for it. All press is good press.

Try doing one where you're putting a Pat Boone cd on with one hand, and you're holding a Dr. Phil book in the other.

St. Louis

LOL maybe I'll take suggestions.

Witchata Falls










help me...............

Yeah, like Saskatchewan isn't hang yourself boring.

Me too


murderdolls pictures made me smile for some reason....good job:)

As Wichita falls, so falls Wichita Falls

I think I know why har. Cheeba would probably get a kick out of em too. ;)

i'll probably go into my front yard and shovel snow - then i'll go back and open another bottle of wine . . . happy freaking christmas



:(

:confused: they're cool...you did a good job.

and the witchita linemannnnnnnnn
are still on the la la la la la linnnnnnnne!!

'stubborn hollers'

Hey, be proud. Drunk during winter goes together like cookies and milk.

I plan to sit back in my new basement, watch movies, and do NOTHING

Oh, thanks. :)

mmmm cookies mmmmmm

lol:D