if you would kill someone, how would you do it
 

what weapon would you use and stuff?

I guess I would just slash them open with a scythe, I love the thing

or a samourai sword, that's cool to

nice slice on the neck, funtimes over

if it would be someone I would really hate I would first play with him/her
slowly slashing the person up, the leggs, arms

aaah sorry, to many horrormovies and storys

** I had to come back and add this...I WOULD NOT EVER KILL ANYONE. Just to be clear. This is just a horror-related topic...not a plan. (I read through what other's had been writing about how this thread isn't appropriate because of recent events and thought I better make it known that I am not going to kill anyone...never have, never had the inclination to do so.) **

Excellent question! I wonder if it hasn't been asked before because people think others will think they're nuts? LOL

Me...I would certainly stab. Yup, big knife...grabbed from the kitchen supposing I heard a strange noise at the window, like someone breaking in...then I'd creep around the corner and--WEE, WEE, WEE, WEE (that, BTW, was supposed to sound like the scary shower music from Pyscho:rolleyes: ...but didn't really sound that way, did it!). I hear that stabbing can be pretty messy but I have two big dogs and a cat and they would love to clean up any mess that might happen;) ...and if any of you have heard of the BARF pet diet, well, it's "bones and raw food"...I won't have to buy meat for a little while then! Works out great for everyone. I get rid of an intruder and feed my dogs for a week! Whoo-hoo!:D (I am very protective of myself and my home...an intruder would NOT be getting out alive or at the very least without some major life-threatening injuries.) Mind you, in reality it would probably happen this way:

I hear a strange noise, my dogs are going bonkers, and the intruder runs off. By the time the police arrive he's gone and all that's left is foot prints in the flower bed...isn't that always the way. No raw meat for the dogs...no satisfaction for my homicidal tendencies...just kidding. I'm totally normal.;)

Agreed. Nice horrific question.

Personally, I always wanted to see how an axe cuts into someone. Unlike a blade that can slice threw skin, and axe only cuts if it has something to pin the flesh against too. So I wonder what swinging it at a wandering person would do. It'd hurt like hell, but I'm not completely convinced it would cut through. Even if it did cut through, it certainly wouldn't be clean.

But if I had some time, I'd like to see a person submerged in bleach from the neck down and slowly dissolved. That might be the scientist in me, but again, I'm just curious as to what would happen.

I would go Bang Bang muthafucka!

Quick and simple

This is probably a little more melodramatic than necessary. I would kidnap a large sum of people... likely transients and homeless, and divide them in two groups on my large estate. I would have them war between one another using paint guns... while I watched from a distance on video cameras. Then I would collect the losing side, remove their clothes & all body hair & bleach their skin. I would then have the winning team execute them... once again, with me at a safe distance.

I would continue this set up until I had a winner... this person I would ask to join me in my devilish quest for power and prestige.

Muhahahahahah!!!!

or I would do what I just do now and write them into a short story as something quite awful. Tis the easiest way to get vengeance, be sure of that!

I am farely big guy and would most like to do it in a fair battle mono e mono. hand to hand and using any resources available.
I would begin methodically on different body parts, perhaps targeting one to soften for a submission. I would most likeley go for their base and break their legs. Next after they are weakened I would pound their face in for a while. then after they were imobilized I would do "unnecesary surgery" perhaps expieriments to find more weaknesses in the human body(as we all know there are so many.).

Ah the old double tap 2 the chest quick and easy, if it was someone I truly disliked, torture, long and hard very painful. Would give em an IV just to keep em alive. Duct tape to a chair, barefoot, go to work on the piggies w/a 10lb sledge. After the toes look like hamburger. I think will stick a knife thru the foot to a tree or something slowly peel the skin off the leg like a banana and then cauterize the wound w/ a torch. Gunshot to the kneecap, depending on male or female subject we remove the genatailia, then we can eviscerate the subject. Wrap the large intestine around a stick thats laying around. Break each rib individually. Fingers spread out on a table walk a nice kitchen knife across them. Straighten the arm outand then kick the elbow braking that. Finally put the subjects head in a vise and twist it a little more everyday until the eyeballs pop out of the head. And if they are still alive after all that, feed them to a flock of hungry vultures. Hey you asked.


Nah fuck all that, just shoot em in the head be done with it already.

.50 Ae
 

.50 Cal Action Express from short range.

Yes, it probably WOULD break my wrist, but it would be worth it.

Or I could post on the boards with a threat to kill them.........nah ;)

mother of FUCK

Sorry, not used to the button layout on this forum.

Mods: please move to Ways to kill someone.

Please!

Let's ask FreddyFan.

Good question but by what method would one dispose of the body?

acid
I work at a chemicals plant, if I wanted to I could get real strong acid shit

Dump em in the Hudson? :cool:

Hmmm excellent question since we just had someone on the board arrested for threatening to kill people LOL joking... well I would have to say I would just hang`em high... BTW bad ass avatar mudslipstones

agreed:)

It would take a thread like this one to close this forum down,especially after what happened,think about it guys and ghouls.

hang on lets back up now... This thead is not threatening anyone specific so therefore nothing is wrong with it. There is tons of other threads like this way before this freddyfan stuff.. So are we to stop what we have been doing just for this one big mistake..:confused:

Has this forum ever been on the news before about another child wanting to take the lives of others? This forum is in the public eye now,and not everyone like us will like to see what is said here. I have no problem with the threads,I would hate to see this forum with it's many members get shut down. FreddyFan didn't think anyone would turn him in and look what happened,are you willing to take that chance to? Words do not have to sound like a threat,it's the content that gets twisted around and the media and the police are very good at doing that.

Re: if you would kill someone, how would you do it
 

r u turnin into another freddy fan?

I am not even going to start to argue about this cause now everyone is going to be scared to say "fuck" on here...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!
I don't think the issue is about profanity here.
This thread is innapropriote, considering events that have recently transpired. Whoever started this, if you knew what had just went on in here, and STILL wrote this post, you are a fucking inconsiderate retard. Not only do we NOT need people reminding us of the whole issue by thread-ing something that is very similar to what FF was thinking about, we don't need the negative attention this kind of thread could bring. I think it might be a good idea for everyone that wants to keep this site safe, to stop posting on this thread, immediately.

this site is called horror.com and this was/is a horrific question and thread... that is all I have to say....

Pretty naive for a security officer. I'd hate to hire you,there'd be dead people all over the place and you'd think it was only an act and go back into your guard shack and sleep some more.

okay first off you aiming a stupid comment like that toward me is very childish..... you dont know me eighter.. I have not aimed any comment like that toward you so why the harsh words... I was only saying should we just stop posting like we have been doing ever since this board has exsisted... ?? just because of this whole issue.... we are not the ones under investigation... we only helped.... so get off my back...

Believe it or not,this forum is now known not only by the local police but the FBI as well. They will use anything they can to make a strong case against this boy and use this forum as an example of why these forums should not exist. I apologize about the harsh comment I made to you,it was unfair. I will delete that post.

okay cool.. But I know what you are talking about but it just sux that all this had to happend..

I couldn't agree with you more. There are thousands of times that I wished I could turn back the hands of time and change things,but as you know it is not possible. Just have to keep taking everything one day at a time and hope for the best;)

i can see that people are going to get freaked out about everything we post from now on.......which is stupid. we're not all like freddyfan, i think people need to realize that. yes we are in the public eye, but haven't we always sort-of been???? its not really hard to find this site, and anyone can join. its not like we're a secret society or anything so chill. and ya the fbi will probably be looking at this, but the fbi looks at EVERYTHING on the internet, if they thought this was a bad site, it would not be here now. so just relax and breathe, eventually (like everything else) this whole freddyfan killing thing will die down and things will go back to normal. i think we should just post shit like we've always done and not let freddyfans stupid mistakes change anything. shit happens but we dont need to be walking on eggshells or this site will start to suck and people will leave. :( which is a bad thing

shit! i forgot to reply to the topic this post was originaly (sorry bad spelling) intended for.

i wouldn't ever kill anyone, especially if i hated them. for many people, life is worse than any death imiganible (bad spelling :(). i would just make their life worse by being the bitch that i am and beating them up everyday. death is the easy way out, when people hurt me i want them to feel like they made me feel, i want to embarrass them, so i would say just making their life a living hell is how i would kill them. to die unhappy, and miserable is the worst way, in my opinion

Good point...BUt whos stopping them from checking out threads and postings from the beginning of the site... anybody can so ....WE SHOULD CONTINUE on like before the proverbial SHIT hit the fan. It has gotten really bad when you have to second guess what you say on here..I have never had to before on here.. In all honesty I think the OPINIONS people post on here are protected by freedom of speech.... and can be argued as so.. But when threats are posted as such they were there is no way around that...People on this forum are not known for threats upon others or their own lives for that matter... Everyone I have encountered in this community..prior to resent events..has appeared to be very familiar to one another..meaning we all know if you have a question about a movie or Horror author..Avenger is your answer...you want to hear some one that can annoy anyone..talk to Josh..LOL..You have questions about music ..well hell I think Horror.com has it own little "subdivision"..we know who are ROCKERS ARE. This is a community where I have found others that share my interests..and can relate to ..We are ONE BIGG DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY...
Personally I think if they were going to shut it down the would have with in the first 24 hours.. But hey I could be wrong....There are other sites personally I can think of that need shut down..this one is NOT ONE OF THEM.
Sorry so long I had to VENT:D

Okay now that I have gotten completely off the topic here is my answer......I dont wanna give away my secret..hehehe..but it would include piano wire...a tree... a potatoe peeler ... and a hand held sander..oh yea and if I really wanted to get creative about the whole situation I would need a power drill, two pairs of socks and a spoon...ahhahahahahahah..now use your imagination with the tools I have mentioned and you might understand what I would do..oh yea the whole process could take a while too. But it would definately make people think. LIKE WHOA:cool:

to make things clear: I do not intend to kill anybody... that out of the way... hmmm.

I'll probably go with my surgical kit...HAHA! It cuts cleanly and its small enough to carry in your pocket... I would probably tie him up first with his arms spread like Jesus... then ill proceed to torture CUTTING him in place that are very painful... CUTTING HIM so that he wont loose too much blood...so that he'll last and FEEL THE PAIN FOR THE LONGEST TIME. Then, get some SALT and rub them all over his woundS... after that... i'll probably go to the pet shop and leave him there for awhile... I'LL BUY ANTS. RED ANTS and pour them all over his body AND watch him scream!!!

I'm not done yet.... now i gets bloody.... ill peel his skin and feed it to my dogs... with him watching the whole thing...HAHA! then ill take his tongue out and his eyes...AND I'LL WAIT TILL HE BLEEDS TO DEATH..

Once he'd dead.. i'll probably leave him there for everyone to see...

BUT THAT'S JUST ALL IN MY HEAD.........

DAMn Coldwhisper You are now officially COOL in my book..heheheh...OH yea I dont have Homicidal of suicidal thoughts either...OH FUCK THE BULLSHIT..I dont wanna have to clear that up evertime I post.....

hmmmm, what music should i play while doin' that.?.. hmmm.. Classical would be good...it unleashes the artist in everyone...haha torture needs creativity... torture is an ART.

thanks for that soulsurvivor.:)

Any suggestions???

not sayin you got it from there but: this is strait out of an Elric book. This is how they torture intruders to get information. They have a doctor named Dr.Jest, who hangs the victims upside down then he takes a small scapel and uses it like a paintbrush, making art through torture. He cuts in the places most sensitive and that wouldnt be vital. Sorry just reminded me of that. If you havent read the Elric Saga i think you would enjoy it. Just take what you posted there and combine that with The Lord Of The Rings. Thats elric.

Ohyeah, they are making a movie about it now too. But it wont be out for a while.

IF I WAS GOING TO KILL SOMEONE I'D USE MY BOOMSTICK.

if i was gonna kill some1 i wouldnt go through all this movie made up killing i would just put a bullet through their head:)

THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I SAID.

ok

Oh in case anyone was wondering I am not a serial killer nor do I play one on TV. Give me a fucking break, we should all watch what we say, well lets just change the name of the website to flowerpetal pussies.com. Hello, ever heard of the 1st amendment?? Public education probably doesnt teach that anymore. Yeah lets blame horror movies for FreddyFan, not his unattentive jackass parents. You need a liscence to drive a car, even own a dog, but any asshole can have children. Maybe we should round up Hooper, Craven, Carpenter, Barker, King and on and on and try them for spoiling the minds of our youth. Lets just do it for the children. If this website is going to get lame and start dancing around issues like this one we have lost the cultural battle and I am fucking out of here. Do you have any idea how many websites that are out there that are far worse than this one? Man boy love assoc., various hate websites for whites and blacks, Dem Under, Peta ecoterrorists on and on and on all advocating violence. Hell someone tell Eminem to shut up hes hurting the children. No more Slayer, King Diamond, Iron Maiden, Danzig, how much do I have to go on.. This country aint run by the fucking Taliban. People that cant take it need to go live somewhere where the govt takes care of them from womb to the tomb. Man this shit pisses me off. Goddamn Secularists. If the authorites checked every fucking website for this kind of shit and thought it was all bad thered be no internet. They are a hell of alot smarter than you think. FUCK