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slasherman 11-27-2005 01:49 AM

...is farting funny ?
 
..farting christmas..

wvhorrorfan 11-27-2005 02:42 AM

pu

stubbornforgey 11-27-2005 09:00 AM

This is something that has always dumbfounded me.
Why is it that when someone farts..everybody else in the room goes
'ooooh poooo'
then sniffs the air as if for confirmation???

:confused:

psiren 11-27-2005 09:07 AM

yes, it is funny dammit (all my girlfriends are scowling at me):p

ItsAlive75 11-27-2005 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
This is something that has always dumbfounded me.
Why is it that when someone farts..everybody else in the room goes
'ooooh poooo'
then sniffs the air as if for confirmation???

Same reason you wipe your ass then look at the toilet paper before you toss it in the toilet.

crazy raplh 11-27-2005 09:34 AM

yea farting is funny

psiren 11-27-2005 09:37 AM

...and how many other forms of entertainment are free these days?:D

MoonLit Meadow 11-27-2005 08:49 PM

Farting? What's that?;)

Madrigal 11-27-2005 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Same reason you wipe your ass then look at the toilet paper before you toss it in the toilet.
I thought I was the only one...

Haunted 11-28-2005 04:51 AM

A laugh a minute, especially when you live with two parents getting ready to enter senior status.

PR3SSUR3 11-28-2005 06:25 AM

Who on earth checks their shitty bog roll before dropping it in the toilet?

:confused:

Pervert.

Farting is funny, though not in front of women.

As Eddie Murphy says, some need to "grade" others' farts by pausing to smell it before leaving the area at speed, looking disgusted.

DraculaInDallas 11-28-2005 09:05 PM

It could be quite painful if you have your "Texas Longhorn" up her gas chamber when she lets it loose :eek:
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Spallalala 11-29-2005 06:48 AM

Yes....Farting is fucking funny..

I started one day when my mum and dad decide to have a farting competition.

I proudly fart now. Nothing wrong with it. I will always believe that if I keep it in its gonna hurt.
hahhahaa

stubbornforgey 11-29-2005 09:17 AM

do you actually check the paper u wipe ure ass with ...'snicker'
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
now thats just damned funny.

PR3SSUR3 11-29-2005 09:22 AM

Damned disturbing...

Yet, arousing.

:eek:

SKOOFx 11-29-2005 09:44 AM

Simply put....
 
YES

Haunted 11-29-2005 10:13 AM

In a direct answer to this question

1. Not on a first date
2. Not if someone pulls the blanket over my head
3. Not if it's really loud
4. Not if it's really smelly

SKOOFx 11-29-2005 10:20 AM

^ other than that..its kool right? ? ?:p

Zero 11-29-2005 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
In a direct answer to this question

1. Not on a first date
2. Not if someone pulls the blanket over my head
3. Not if it's really loud
4. Not if it's really smelly

you take all the fun out of life. . . damnit

pinkfloyd45769 11-29-2005 12:13 PM

I guess i'm the only one that thinks its rude.....and gross!

MoonLit Meadow 11-29-2005 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I guess i'm the only one that thinks its rude.....and gross!
OH c'mon....don't try and pretend you actually think that ;) I know that you fart and giggle about it afterwards:p

pinkfloyd45769 11-29-2005 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
OH c'mon....don't try and pretend you actually think that ;) I know that you fart and giggle about it afterwards:p
Ok, i guess it's funny!!!:D

MoonLit Meadow 11-29-2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Ok, i guess it's funny!!!:D
haha. I knew you'd admit...in fact, I'll bet you just farted...didn't you....DIDN'T YOU? ;) That's why you're smiling. :D

pinkfloyd45769 11-29-2005 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
haha. I knew you'd admit...in fact, I'll bet you just farted...didn't you....DIDN'T YOU? ;) That's why you're smiling. :D
How did you know???:o

MoonLit Meadow 11-29-2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
How did you know???:o
I could smell it, Miss Stinkypants ;)

novakru 11-29-2005 12:28 PM

It wasn't me!
It was the dog!
I swear!

barbra 11-29-2005 12:35 PM

farting is healthy, its the embarasment that's funny. I mean if the person is actually embarrased. and then of course there is the tortured faces of smell opressed people. reaction is pretty funny..... but farting is healthy.
and one last thought... haunted, don't try to pretend you don't like a good steaming in a dutch oven ;) and DID, watch out for air blasted corn/peanuts.

MoonLit Meadow 11-29-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barbra
farting is healthy, its the embarasment that's funny. I mean if the person is actually embarrased. and then of course there is the tortured faces of smell opressed people. reaction is pretty funny..... but farting is healthy.
and one last thought... haunted, don't try to pretend you don't like a good steaming in a dutch oven ;) and DID, watch out for air blasted corn/peanuts.

OMG! Where did YOU come from? I haven't seen you in forever. :) Ya damn......farter ;)

slasherman 11-29-2005 12:48 PM

..maybe I should have started a poll on this important subject..:p

IDrinkYourBlood 11-29-2005 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slasherman
..maybe I should have started a poll on this important subject..:p
its never to late

Lorre 11-29-2005 02:46 PM

My uncle can clear a house with his putrid smell. Whenever my brother is around he likes to grab him by the head and fart in his face. He thinks he's hilarious! I cannot believe I am related to these people. :D

knife_fight 11-29-2005 03:01 PM

absolutely

ItsAlive75 11-29-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Damned disturbing...

Yet, arousing.

:eek:

pervert.

Use more emoticons too...

MoonLit Meadow 11-29-2005 07:11 PM

I just farted. It was funny ;)

RoLLiNLiGhTs 11-29-2005 07:12 PM

LMFAO!!!! Nice!!!

MoonLit Meadow 11-29-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
LMFAO!!!! Nice!!!
HOLY BALLS. I was waiting for the invite to your funeral. Nice to know you're still alive ya bastard:p

RoLLiNLiGhTs 11-29-2005 07:34 PM

LOL!! I'm still kickin it.....I thought I smelled some kinda rancid smell comming from this board...I see it was you...LMAO!!;)

stubbornforgey 11-29-2005 07:36 PM

my husband..
for some ungodly reason..his farts make me sick...
everything he eats comes out in his farts.

MoonLit Meadow 11-29-2005 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
LOL!! I'm still kickin it.....I thought I smelled some kinda rancid smell comming from this board...I see it was you...LMAO!!;)
LMFAO. YOU CAUGHT ME ;)

I just showered though....so...hopefully that cleared the air a bit...probably not though ;) bwahahah.

pinkfloyd45769 11-29-2005 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMFAO. YOU CAUGHT ME ;)

I just showered though....so...hopefully that cleared the air a bit...probably not though ;) bwahahah.

I can still smell you!!!! :p :p


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