How will you commit Suicide?
 

Take the quiz:

http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=3277

here's my result:


Shooting Self

You will take the EASIEST way out. You want to be gone. No one will expect it to happen, you just one day will be. Be careful, stay and make peace and there is no easy way out anyways.

"You will cut yourself to bits and pieces and bleed to death, and I doubt that it will be the first time cutting. You so alone, so sad, don't let others bring you down. Stay away from knifes and enjoy life."

Lame. How can I stay away from knives, they're my living...I never cut myself quite THAT bad.

Hanging
You will hang yourself. You probably have thought of numberous ways to die, but this seems the easiest to you. You just wanna stop breathing. Don't let other people bring you down, just

Shooting myself

I didnt take the quiz but I would just blow my brains out. But if I wanted to be creative I would slice myself open and decorate my room with my innards. I love shit like that. ;-)

Haven't taken the quiz but i'd probably do it like a true Samurai and fall on my own sword.

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It said I'd shoot myself, but that quiz is fuckin' stupid. It spells the word "mourn" like "moron"...

How are people gonna "moron" my death?

If I died, they'd mourn the death of a mormon moron.

Hanging.

Never saw that one coming. :rolleyes:

Didn't take the quiz, but I can say that I'd either shoot myself in the head with the family gun or just overdose on lithium.

It said bombing. Fuck that.

Patriotic is the only way to go, refreshing the tree of liberty with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

By the way whoever designed that website should be shot.

I think there enough "how far can you stick your finger in your anus" surveys on there to even make fookin pedophiles blush.

I guess some teenages have nothing better to do.

Well, I didn't have anything to do as a teenager except go to class and play Diablo...before that, it was hangin' with the worst pieces of shyte known to humanity (and I have a legitimate reason for feeling this way).

I don't need a quiz to tell me that at least three times a week I have brush with death via "the water of life."

Not enough choices... c'mon, how do you want people to react? Where was the "Laugh and talk about the way you did it for years on end... you got em' good". Where's the whole build a shelf above your door like it was for water only... you know bigger. Then kill yourself on the shelf by slitting oyur wrists so there's a lot of blood and then when somebody comes to check on you your corpse falls on them! What a laugh! I'd never kill myself no matter how hard things got though, cowards way out.

Tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree

That's sexual suicide, not the "kill yourself" variety.
Reminds me of that joke about the traveller and the farmers daughter...

I cant believe there is a quiz for this! I think I will skip it, Id shoot myself anyway, less pain!

Bombing
You will strap bombs to yourself and blow something up, including innocent people. You wanna kill everyone you can when you die, take as many as possible, preferably the ones you hate the most. Relax, not everyone hates you. Even though you hate them stick around to piss them off more. Don't let the losers win, just stick here for a bit longer.