I have a degree in science or something
 

Yep.... now I have answers to give to people too. It was only a matter of time. BUT, I could give two shits and a giggle about your personal problems, so any questions you have about God's green Earth and everything on it I can give you an honest (and most of all) accurate answer... yep.

Do you happen to know anything about rose bushes? I was wondering when im sipposed to cut it back for winter.

Do you think your thread will be as successful as mine?

Rose bushes were invented in 23 AD by Agrarius Chanceworthy. They started out as a medicinal cure for the "itch", which at the time was nothing more than in fact... an itch. They grew so quickly and so wonderfully that Chanceworthy had no choice but to destroy them.

But then someone else invented them a few years later.

Not in the slightest. You're better looking than I am and I'm an asshole.

Are you also a virgin?

Nay, I've spread my seed.

Why is the sky blue?

In 1945 a Prussian scientist discovered that millions of tiny blue microorganisms live up beyond the atmosphere of Earth. As the Earth rotates, the shift kills many of these microorganisms. Thankfully, they multiply at such an exponential rate that the loss is not that important.

Wauw!:eek:



Why is the sun yellow?

After Hitler conquered Poland, a series of events led to the change in the sun's color from a dull bronze to a bright yellow. Once Hitler's armies were conquered the sun darkened a bit to a grittier yellow. This leads to the hypothesis that war causes a change in not only the sun's temperature, but its color.

can clouds be contained?

DAMN you´re smart, boy!!:cool:


I have a few other questions for the delicate brain of yours...

Why is:

Grass Green
Mars Red
Ocean Salty
Clouds White
Steel Stainless
Sunsets Red
Water Wet
Moon Big
Snow White
Clocks Clockwise
Oceans Blue
Uranus Red
Metal Shiny


Enlighten me.;)

what's the least painful way to go about removing a splinter?

Yes, but only by a wizard. First, two sets of twins need to contact the wizard in person, each twin sacrificing an as compensation for the wizard's knowledge and expertise. The wizard will then use what we call a "holding spell", which forms a sort of barrier that keeps the clouds from entering our world.

Filmmaker could tell you more.

Grass green- lightning during the day
Mars Red- Alien urine
Ocean Salty- Fish urine
Clouds White- Reverse-gravity snow
Steel stainless- a combination of man-made chemicals
Water Wet- Angel urine
Moon Big- The fusion of large and small rocks formed by the Big Bang
Snow White- Pollution during the Great Depression
Clocks Clockwise- A conscious decision by the inventor of the clock
Oceans Blue- A dye that was injected by the Vikings
Uranus Red- It is?
Metal Shiny- A coating known as "Uglumus" invented in 1892

Quick and precise removal of the afflicted limb.

Yeah for real, dude. You should see a doctor about that.

ba dum bum

What makes the bubbly stuff in soda pop-bubbly?


IA75 hates me:(

I can answer this one :) Carbonated water.

During the manufacturing process when the soda is transmitted to the bottle (or can), flakes of metal from the machines gets into the bottles (or cans). The chemical mixture in the soda, reacting with the chemicals in the metal flakes, mixes. This not only deteriorates the metal, but causes tiny bubbles.

And I don't hate you! Love ! LOOOOVE!

why do dudes pretend to be women?

Cuz that damn penis keeps getting in the way...

why won't you admit i have your baby brewin inside me?

Why do people say you shouldn't mix hard liquor and beer?
I mean,as long as you NEVER stop drinking,there's shouldn't be a problem-eh?

Thanks in advance Dr.Nie:D

Because most people are blowhards.