If I were to murder you...
 

How long do you think it would take before someone reported you missing?

Do you live in a bad part of town? Are you an easy target? Someone who is alone most of the time and in an area where it would be quiet easy to escape unseen? Do you live alone or just avoid your family so often that they wouldn't notice?

On a scale of one to ten, rate how easily it would be for someone to get away with it. 1 being like you're a celebrity, 10 being you're like a homeless person.

Uh............... (loosening collar and looking towards the door)

......why would you....wanna know....something like that???

(looking around room for an object I can pick up and use to defend myself if necessary)

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*stabs*

I wouldn't kill you because I'd have too well known a motive.... You hijacking my threads all the time. :mad:

:p

How long do you think it would take before someone reported you missing?
Within a day, if I dissapeared without notice, and didn't inform anyone, my gf would be making enquiries - if those turned up nothing, she'd report me missing within the correct time frame.

Do you live in a bad part of town?
There's bad elements, but you can easily avoid them, not to mention, it doesn't hurt having contacts that are more or less the bad element itself.

Are you an easy target?
2 years judo, 2 years thai boxing, I'm pretty large, alert, and
I would not hesitate to hurt someone I perceived to be a threat.
Oh, and I generally carry a large knife, yknow...to cook with.

Someone who is alone most of the time and in an area where it would be quiet easy to escape unseen?
I'm alone sometimes, but yknow...my side of town really isn't all that bad at all...people have been known to get mugged, but yknow, few and far between.

Do you live alone or just avoid your family so often that they wouldn't notice?
I don't live alone. My family wouldn't notice as I don't live near any of them, they'd notice if I didn't contact them within a week.
The gf and friends, they'd notice.

On a scale of one to ten, rate how easily it would be for someone to get away with it. 1 being like you're a celebrity, 10 being you're like a homeless person.

Hey...homeless people aren't THAT easy to take out...I mean...the majority have some kind of affiliations with eachother, and I personally wouldn't want the potential of being ganged up on by about 10 people that weild things like broken glass, syringes and big sticks...
However, assuming 10 means "easy", I think I'd be about a 3 generally, 4-5 if the person had a weapon. But yeah...I'm pretty confident that I wouldn't be a victim.

Between 2 and 3... martial arts, usually always carry a knife or two, in constant contact with fiance and with work. I'd be noticed gone within an hour at the least.

That fear I expressed was just an act, baby. My friends know that I'm here. And if they don't get a phone call from me within a specified period of time, well, you know how it works. Any funny business and we'd have ta unleash the Biting Cat on ya and he's real mean, I guarantee it!

Id say about a 4.

7-8 :(

Pepperspray, a mini claw hammer, a "choke chain" collar or two, or a trolley handle, carried under clothing should sink that number a little;)

Aside from my lady and kids, if they werent around, 13.

I live like a fukin hermit, am a thousand miles from nowhere, and I have few if any friends.

I havent talked to my mother in months, and my father, well he's dead.

My so-called friends are only around when they need something from me.

And my work, well they just see me as a drifter, even though I have been working there for 5 years.

But usually I would be the suspect in the murder, not the victim. I mean I fit the profile in every respect.

Oh sorry. I didn´t pay attention.

I thought we were rating how long time it would take for people to discover you were dead. 1 = famous & 10 = Bum.

My bad. :o

So then...what's your "official" answer?:confused:

Weeell...... Considering my 3 years of Tae-Kwon-do study, i would have to say........ 5. :( Maybe 6.

You should do some thai boxing....you'd love it.

I dont even wanna get into if I'd be an easy target...I already have been a few times. But would anyone notice if I went missing? I dunno, I dont see many people here, and sometimes I ain't the easiest person to get ahold of (by my choice) anyways. So, I'd think they'd notice just because I wasn't showing up for work. But, my boss would have no way to contact my family, and I'm sure my family wouldn't notice themselves for a few days at least....eh, kinda scary to think about. All I can do is hope the people I do talk to on a daily basis would figure something was up if I disappeared without notice.

Nooo, i´m too old for that shit now.

The reason why i took up Tae-kwon-do waaay back, was because i was a huge martial-art-movie fan when i was a kid. Could do splits and all kinds of insane kicks back then.

But when i got older i realized an important thing about myself. I´m NOT a violent type of guy. Quite peaceful actually. I never get into any fights and i haven´t intented to start, so why bother training fighting skills? I mean... It wasn´t like i thought it was fun to study Tae-kwon-do. I just liked to do insane kicks.:)

I'd probably be about a 4. I know enough people and Iowa City is a small enough college town to where folks would know pretty quickly.

I have 2 roommates and I call my folks once a week so hopefully people would look for me.

I'm an easy target though... cuz I'm so awesome, lots o' fuckers would be all totally jealous and shit.

I am a terminator I cannot be destroyed

My family and friends would definitely notice if I were missing within hours. I keep in close contact with pretty much everyone. My neighborhood is extremely safe, though I do have a weird neighbor. If a person has a weapon, I figure physically I am out of luck, but I am fairly strong and if a person didn't have a weapon they might be surprised by how hard I would be to take out. So I would say maybe 4-5.

Id be discovered missing extremely quickly seeing as I live with my parents. When Im not home or at school, Im generally at work. If I didnt call in, someone would be pissed that I wasnt there.

To clarify:

What I meant by an easy target is: Do your individual patterns of a typical day make you an easy target. Your lifestyle. I don't want to hear about how big and strong you are, unless you don't bleed. In that case, I'lll put you down as a 10. :p

Note that I also said "Rate how easy it is to get away with it" not "Rate how easy it would be to kill you"

I know if you're big, you're almost automatically ruled out as a serial murderer's victim, but I'm talking about someone who wants to kill you and only you. (Kind of romantic, no?) ;)

Ah.

Well then I'd be all Jean Claude Van Damme in Hard Target, because my killer wouldn't wanna follow my pattern... unless he wants to wake up every day at 5:30 am and follow me to work.

LOL

you're lucky you're funny, TD. :D

Otherwise what... you'd murder me?

I'd like to see you try... my door has a deadbolt.

What are you gonna do when I knock, huh? I'll wear a hat and a novelty moustache so that you don't recognize me.



(I actually meant the people that have to put up with you every day. Even though I'm sure you're a cool guy when you don't have any threads to derail :D)

So will I.


So now what.

You got me there.

I'm only cool when I get my 7 hours of sleep... which I need to do now.

I'm gonna have to learn to love the TD nickname...:D

Atleast you know what it stands for, right? I used to call this girl I worked with "Fat Anger. She never did figure out why we'd always refer to her as "F.A". :D

Thread derailer... although I didn't think I did it a lot... even though I think I've done it to this thread.

hahahahahaha

My kids (and Dustin) come looking for ME if I'm in the basement for 15 minutes, and no one saw me go down there:rolleyes:


I wouldn't make a very easy target, I hardly ever leave the house, and my house is always full of people



I'd say it would take long enough for these people to get hungry (which wouldn't be long)...Then they'd try to find me:)

I'd rate myself about a 4 or 5. I live in a fairly small town, and most of my family lives here too. On the other hand, I have no significant other at the moment, and outside of a couple close friends, I'm somewhat antisocial. The people I work with would definitely notice my absence though, within one day at the outside. Basically, you'd probably get away with it for a little while, but not forever. Unless I've really overestimated my importance in the lives of those around me.

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mmm.. I would say a day before I was reported... maybe less.

I live in the ghetto. No joke neither. Bad neighborhood. People have been shot, stabbed, robbed, all down my block. Some people have been killed in my apartments recently (I have a lot stories). I am only one of a handful of white guys, I would say I am a easy target. I don't wanna sound tough, like some people. But I ain't scared. I've trained Jit-jitu, Kick-boxing, wrestling, and judo for five years. But even the best training can fail. I only carry a knife late at night. My girl has to carry mace at all times. Who I live with.

I live around a lot of meth addicts, its better not to start shit. My likely they carry guns. I have a lot of stories about tweakers.

1-10... 3 ?

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Damn...I would move....Seriously...

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You CAN'T find cheaper rent anywhere else in this city. Just lock your doors at night and try not to go out pass 10.

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No Babydoll...I'd move out of the city...And as far away from it as I could get...I can't imagine living in fear like that...That's terrible

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No fear. That's how it is in most big cities. I
been raised here and I love it. You can't buy this entertainment. :cool: but seriously don't worry. I ain't in a gang, I don't wear any colors, I don't sell rocks, I should be alright.

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You're right...That's why I avoid big cities.....I'm sure that you know how to handle your business if you lived there all your life.....I just think that people should feel safe and secure in their own homes, and it really sucks when people don't have that kinda comfort.....It's really commendable that you're able to resist the usual 'pitfalls' of big city life :cool:..... I guess I'm too much of a mom, I worry about you guys...

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But he likes feeling like Charles Bronson :p

depending on what ive been up 2 that week; the number can fluctuate.

but if i WERE to get murdered. Damn....MD would HAVE to be the one to do it.

What a way to go. (ive always had a thing for the "sheri-moon[in HOATC]" type of gal- not really comparing you to her, but basically saying that if i were to get wacked, a hottie slasher is the way)

Just as long as you get on top of me...stab me 10 times and scream RUN RABBIT RUN! (que psychotic laughter)