If you had a super huge penis...
 

LOL I just wanted to see how many peope were on but not "public" by the views. I can do the math to figure out who's who. Suckers. Anybody else as bored with this life as I am ?
CK

There's at least 7 other people on here who aren't public. What's up with that, guys ?
CK

meh..... :confused: *shrugs shoulders*

Dammit, and here I am thinkin' I get to talk about my gigantic wiener.

Re: If you had a super huge penis...
 

What do you mean if?

I am no longer an "invisible user".

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ttooforweb.jpg


I am bored with life. so I have committed to piss everybody off by getting my sleeves done.

Starting with this. Color to come in the next few weeks. 5 hours was more than my artist could stand without a break.

I have really stopped giving a fuk if the rest of the world doesnt like tattoos. So from here on out its all public.

Almost forgot, to answer the original question.

I envy the dog laying in the middle of the floor licking his balls.

Does that answer your question??

It's not the size that......


...who are we kidding?

Like the tat MTC.Show a pic when it's finished too:)

...Awsome tattoo, creeper.....Can't go wrong with an Eddie tat....:cool:

If I had a huge penis, it obviously wouldn't be attached, since I'm a woman. So, being the feminist bitch that I am, I'd burn it in protest.

...Or...maybe give it to a needy guy.

Well, i wouldn´t wanna walk around with your huge cock in my pants, Haunted... Sorry, but that´s the kinda gal i am. :o

that's a horrible, horrible, thing to say.

Nice. :cool:

I figured there'd be some kind of ulterior motive that the thread title served....still don't get why so many people give a fuck whether or not a person is "visible" though...
I mean, if you're here to post, you post, visible or not.
If you really wanted to just "spy" on what was going on here, you could just NOT log in, even if you WERE visible, could you not?
Point is - who cares?

Oh yeah, and if I had a SUPER huge penis, I'd cut half off, cook it, design it as a specialty "weiner", and go donate it to some third word charity someplace, leaving me with a moderately sized sawn-off, and something evil to chuckle about.

kinky

I don't know. It's just kind of creepy being the only one on at whatever hour of the morning and as soon as you say something, people "appear" long enough to say something then are suddenly gone again. It's like R2-D2 getting watched be Jawas or an evil surprise party LOL.
Beautiful tat, Creeper.
CK

:D

What part? Burning the fallus? Or calling myself a feminist bitch? If it's the latter, I have to remind that the last time I acted on my instincts in matters concerning feminism, a bunch of people got mad at me and Urge left (hopefully not because of me). So, I figured when people think of me as a feminist, they think I'm a bitch. Maybe I'm wrong.

If it's the burning of the fallus, well, I have stories to tell that incite my rage at male sexuality. (hetero in my case) There are two penises I wish I would have chopped off before they had a chance to do anything. In that case, I wouldn't be paying money to see a therapist every week... just maybe every other week.

I'm not sure what you're getting at. I was just trying to explain why I responded that way. I hope I wasn't offensive (again).:o

Yeah, you're wrong. I'm a person, and I can tell you that in my case, my perception of you has absolutely NOTHING to do with your femenist views. Glad to be of assistance;)

Uhm, well...sorry to hear that, and thank you for sharing...but that ain't what I meant. All I was saying is why waste a perfectly good dildo? :)

HEY HEY, MISS!!! There´s a guy attached to the other end, thank you very much. ;)

There goes the thread. I like to be invisible it adds to the mystery.

You're attatched to a dildo?!? or...did you mean there was a guy attatched to the other end?:p

LOL

Shut up you!!

well, she DID say it wouldn't be attached....but if it were, then that's REALLY wrong..not all penis is evil penis.

My penis fights for justice!

I am female! and I stand up for the equal rights of all penis! (almost)

My penis works for the highest bidder.

Kind of like a mercenary.

And in this free world, my penis has a dream...that one day all penises, of any shape, size and colour should have the right, in turn, to "stand up"...for all females!;)

Chicklets, or gummi bears?:D :D :D

preach on Brotha Cheeba!

Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, my penis'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, my penis'll be there. My penis'll be there in the way guys yell when they're mad. It'll be there in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they built - It'll be there, too.



Oh, and around drunken high school girls...

THERE, as in there, pulsating, in your hand?:D

Pulsating in SOMEONE's hands, not necessarily mine

also, handS. Trying to hold this thing in just one hand could break your wrist

Every time it rains,
It rains penises from heaven
Don´t you know each cloud contains
Penises from heaven

You´ll find your fortune?s falling
All over the town
Be sure that your umbrella is upside down

Trade them for a package of sunshine and flowers
If you want the things you love, you must have showers
So when you hear it thunder don?t run under a tree
There´ll be penises from heaven for you and me




Thank u very much


:cool:

Not just toight, against your toight pannnntsh?

Penises from heaven :) see? They ain't evil, they're from heaven.

Oohh, poor ignorant Marroe.

I think i better have to tell you a bedtime story, young lady. (Coz i´m going to bed now);)


It begins a little like this...


Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
evil dick don't care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick.

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil dick
he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said
I wasn't shit!
I said, "It wasn't me, baby.
it was the muthafucka
evil dick!"

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."
Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

And when evil dick has its way,
it sounds a little like this.
AH, AH, AH, AH, OH, OH, OH, OH
COME HERE BABY, COME HERE BABY,
AH, AH, AH, AH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OH SHIT, OH, OH
OH, OH... DAMN DICK!

Evil, dick, evil, dick.
Evil, dick, evil, dick.

Late at night evil dick he comes to me he says,
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone."
Late at night evil dick he wakes me up he says, "Don't sleep
alone,
don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep
aloooooooooone."



Nity-nite

;)

hush shhhh shut it
I'm ovulating and very sensitive to all this penis psuedo-sexual talk.:cool: