If you were going to kill yourself...how would you do it?
 

I would go out like a sissy.. Either sleeping pills and booze or Carbon Dixide poisoning. I could not pull a trigger on myself or jump off a building.

I would rob the National Treasury in D.C. and plan for months how to get in and out without trippin any alarms..I would steal something worthless but prized-like Abe Lincoln's pipe he smoked before he got shot. Then on my way out I would "accidently" shoot the snot nosed senior tour guide and wait till everybody cleared out and the FBI would be called out,all lined up on the steps...I would act like I was about to surrender,then pull out a small pistol and get shot a few million times.


Then they would write all kinds of articles about what and why an how I did what I did,always with the unanswerable question"Why did she steal a PIPE??"

I don't realy know how I would do it... but it would have to be somthing spectacular... blow myself up would be good. I would want to make the clean up as messy as possible. :)

take a straight razor and slice up NOT acrossyour wrist!!! that should do the work bex tc!:rolleyes:

Yeah that would be messy... But I want someone to have to sweep up little gooey chuncks of me. That would be the worst job in the world.

And I want an open casket with dry ice packed all around, so there would be that cool smokey effect

Well this is a pleasent topic....

I'd just shoot myself.

I would die of boredom.

I'd sit around and stare at the wall or watch public access until I died of starvation, dehydration, blood clots, whatever...

Re: If you were going to kill yourself...how would you do it?
 

I wouldn't I'm not weak minded enough to do some pussy ass shit like that....Plus I love myself too much...


I would kill you first though, no questions asked.:)

Re: Re: If you were going to kill yourself...how would you do it?
 

You hush you!! You´re banned.:cool:

Re: Re: Re: If you were going to kill yourself...how would you do it?
 

Shhh don't tell anyone... ;) ;) :p

I thought this question was "if",
as in- you had nothing,even your health?

I wouldn't either, I can't think of any circumstances that I would unless maybe a very serious health issue.

But I will answer the question; I also would just shoot myself.

I really don't think I would ever go that far, but if it did come down to it, I'd choose hanging. If you do it right, it's very quick and nearly painless. Something about it seems nearly elegant, in a disturbing way.

What a morbid topic.

Plus your feet do a little spasm thing and it looks like your dancing :D

That's just an added bonus for whoever finds me.

kidnap a news reporters child and send jay leno pecis of the kid. then try and rob a bank with the kid ( take hostiges in the process) i would demand to talk to the parent of this child and jay leno then have a gun battle with the police where i'd be killed.

I think you might have thought about this a little to much.:D

I was gonna say carbon monoxide poisoning as well.
You could take some sleeping pills to make Yourself sleepy, pull the car in the garage, keeping it running with the garage door closed, I'd probably listen to Smashing Pumpkins "Melloncollie and the Infinite Sadness"while I headed for the deep sleep.

I would never kill myself though.:)

Well, I'll get a rifle then point it straight unto my head...click the trigger...and that's it...that's the quickest and most painless way to die...am proud of my cranium...and my crashed frontal lobes...well...whatelse I have to do?...

You could always start typing in coherent english, that'd be nice.

Sounds relaxing.

Am I totally alone on the large blender thing? Come on, think of the ghastly scene you'd leave behind.

If im going to kill myself, i say i take everyone down with me. I would ring someones door bell,ask to use their phone..& shoot them with a silenced gun.

go next door...&do the same thing to a few more houses

Then,l i hop in my car...drive somewhere miles away..and keep doing the same thing...the pattern would be so random....by the time i get caught..and i shoot myself..i would have left a bloody trail of hundreds of dead bodies. Leaving the legacy as the fastest and most notorious serial killer ever,