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George Bush does not care about black people.
"George Bush does not care about black people."
Did anyone catch Kanye West's impromptu speech at the Katrina Relief concert last week? I almost crapped my pants laughing at the reaction from Mike Myers when Kanye said that. Whether Bush cares about black people or not, putting two celebrities together and watching one of them go completely off script into an anti-Bush rant while the other stands by in sheer horror is pretty damn funny. |
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i don't george hates blacks.he hates poor people in general black or white. he probably has the same mind set as his mother.. who after visiting people left homeless from the storm said " aww well they were already poor so they should be use to these conditions" not a excat qoute but you idea
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Bush hates idiots
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Good to see ya.....even if for a brief visit. |
Kanye West is a moron. First I see him saying that stupid shit, then i see him complaining that he didn't win an MTV Music award, then I see him doing a football pregame show with that guy from Maroon 5.
He just wants to be everywhere. |
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BTW, that NFL kickoff performance was TERRIBLE!:eek: ;) |
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But they have less or nothing to say than before. |
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The average person has problems that they would shit their pants if they had. Money has taken all their problems away. For all the Middle class/Blue collar people that voted for them, They have no idea about the people that are in office. |
Both Bush and West are idiots.
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Bush Eats Baby, Republicans Defend President
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans across the nation are scrambling to defend President George W. Bush after he ate a baby during a visit to the White House kitchen early last evening. Eye witnesses report that the president left the White House residence at around 8:05 p.m. eastern time wearing what appeared to be a crudely stitched "woman suit made from actual women". He then entered the White House kitchen where he ate a baby with a side order of "a Cobb Salad containing raw puppy heads". "I'm a baby eater. An eater of babies," the president told reporters this morning in the Rose Garden. "That's my job. My job is to tell the American people what I eat. And I eat babies and puppies while wearing suits of women. At least you know where I stand." The presidential "Suit of Women" has been confirmed as having been fashioned from obese D.C. area residents who were coaxed into a nondescript van driven by Bush and his senior political advisor Karl Rove. The women were forced to, "Put the lotion on their skin or else they get the hose again," says an anonymous White House source. The skins of the women were then harvested and sewn together into a costume which, when worn, makes the president appear to be an actual woman. Photographs of the suit, which is allegedly flattering to the president's groin region, have yet to be released to the public. Officials have not yet confirmed the identities of the women or the baby, but it has been confirmed that the president dropped the two-week-old child into a blender, set the device for "liquefy", then drank it down in only a few short gulps. He then decapitated several puppies, dropped them into a bed of lettuce and, "Scarfed it down like a Viking," said a White House kitchen employee. REPUBLICANS DEFEND AND SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT "Our goal isn't to play the blame game during an on-going investigation because the investigation is going on in an on-going kind of way indicative of an investigation," White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters. "There's a time for that and that time isn't now." Republicans, however, are already calling for an investigation into the "inaction" of the White House kitchen staff for allowing this to happen. "I'm not going to engage in the blame game. That baby was stupid for not running away and calling 911 for assistance," said Republican Senator Trent Lott. "And I've seen the president's woman suit up close and I can tell you, it's better than mine. Never-the-less, the kitchen staff should be held accountable for letting this happen on their turf." "Those women should be penalized for allowing themselves to get so fat and thus ripening themselves for skin harvesting," Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) commented on a Pennsylvania cable access show. Santorum had no comment on the puppies. Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh blamed former president Bill Clinton, "Folks, the eees-syooo here has nothing to do with babies or women or blenders or puppies. This has everything to do with Bill Clinton -- you know something folks -- Snerdly is telling me to cut it, but -- ummmm -- the nigg -- you know, I mean babies -- Clinton had eight years to stop babies from being ingested." BLOGOSPHERE REACTION While progressive bloggers are calling for the immediate arrest and impeachment of the president, denizens of the right-wing blogosphere immediately weighed in with their thoughts on the presidential crisis. "Whiny libs are fags." -GOPawesome420. "Shut up traitors attaking the prez is just showig your faggy lib colors." -Dittofan56. "You lost, we won, get over it you whiny homos." -Nospinguy57. BUSH FAMILY REACTION The president's mother, Barbara Bush told reporters during a visit to Texas, "Those puppies were going to be used as fishing bait anyway, they're much better off now. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HA!" "It hurts me to the core that the liberal elite have begun to attack my boy," former president George H. W. Bush said Friday. "I know my boy and he's a compassionate, caring person. He could've eaten the baby alive, but he took the care to blend it up first. Round and round doing that thing a blender does down there." LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND Congressman Tom DeLay added this morning, "I bet the baby thought it was an amusement park ride. The blender must've been like a merry-go-round then the president's throat was like a fun water slide." |
LMAO:D That's too funny.
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How you holding up Austin? |
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[B]Bush Eats Baby, Republicans Defend President Laugh My Fucking Ass off!!!!!! Man, that's some of the funniest shit...:eek: :D :D :p |
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Not great but good enough, just happy to be breathing, thanks for asking.:) |
newayz!!!!!! this is a fucked up, and also a STUPID thread?
get over it !:rolleyes: not about how austin, but bush in general |
who cares he will be gone soon
plus i think Kanye West is an idiot but oh well |
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With amazement and shock I read that some misguided person is suggesting that Clinton should be back in office. If Clinton, who had multiple sexual encounters with an intern in the Oval office, was nearly removed from office, was apparently involved in multiple shady dealings, and probably many other shameful things, is the standard by which performance is judged then we are in more difficulty than I had imagined. We are fortunate to have a President who has integrity and acts forcefully in difficult situations. He demonstrated that after the 9-11 event and his approval ratings soared.
Now the whining liberals have finally come out from under their rocks. They have lost two elections to the better candidate and they still cannot accept that. They continue to be aided and abetted by the media which is totally incapable of factual reporting. Inventing news and sensationalism to sell media time is how that business is run. Those who rely on the media for their information and allow their opinions to be formed by the media are being misled in ways that the propaganda from the past had never succeeded. This country was founded and developed by people who were self reliant and hard working. They made sacrifices and took risks to create the nation we now enjoy. Each of us has a responsibility to take care of ourselves just as they did. Cooperation and helping those unable to care for themselves is also a part of our nation. Unfortunately the liberals in this country have used the efforts and the structure that hard work has established to create a welfare state in which a large segment of the population has become dependent rather than independent. A person's situation is created by a choice or choices they make throughout their life. Foregoing the opportunity for an education, development of skills, or an unwillingness to make the sacrifice needed to do better are some of those choices. Many people who are now considered well off, or wealthy, or rich got there by making choices such as education, hard work, and saving their hard earned money. The liberals continue to seek ways to deprive, those people who have been successful, of their just gains. They seek to create a welfare state in which those who have not been responsible for themselves can have access to the same life style as the people who worked to achieve it. We now have a large segment of the population that has become totally dependent on those who have achieved something in their lives. They want free housing, free health care, and the list goes on. When any unfortunate incident happens these dependent people expect instant response from the government and society in general to take care of them. What happened to the self reliance and hard work that built this country? The answer is apparent it has been overwhelmed by a desire to create a welfare state!!! If you want to see where that leads just look at the countries in Europe - mired in socialism, flagging economies, large segments of the population on welfare, high unemployment and the list goes on. People find it easier to take a welfare check rather than work. That type of social structure is doomed to fail. |
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Nationism makes me sick. America isn't better then Canada or England. Their Economy is stronger and better then us. There money is double the value of our money. After the War cost, and the damage of Katrina. We will be a REAL welfare state. There is no agrument with you because you think you understand everything. Listen to your Fox news, keep in your bubble. I have a idea, how about we kill all the poor people. They are scum! low-life trash. They are all on welfare, its creating a welfare state! :rolleyes: Your the type of guy that tells a homeless guy too "get a job" and then spits in his face. |
Bush has integrity??? He's a politician, I'm sure that out of the thousands there are some who are honest,hardworking and really want to make this country a better place but for the most part they're all crooked and as far as Bush is concerned he's definately the latter. Bush...integrity? Get the fuck outta here.
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i have serious doubts that we will EVER have a fair election again. |
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Comparing Bush to Hitler is totally naive, Canadian money isn't double ours, it's less than ours and Canada's 'free' health care system is a joke. People die in Canada on waiting lists to get the 'free' operations they need because their health care system is so backed up. (People wait months, sometimes years, to get the medical attention they need.) "You need a new kidney? Get in line." And you say that he thinks he understands everything? Take a look in the mirror dude. You are posting stuff that is just plain incorrect like it's a fact. Anyways, I'm not trying to get down on ya or anything, but if you are going to be such a stickler, you oughtta check your facts. As a matter of opinion, Bill Clinton absolutely should not have been having an affair while in office. (Calling it 'Getting a BJ' or simply refering to the act of oral sex downplays the bigger issue. He was not a wholesome or trustworthy person. He did not set a good example. He certainly wasn't a role model.) The guy cheated on his wife in the Oval Office while serving as American President and then lied about it under oath. (And just for the record, that is the exact same crime that Lil' Kim is now serving prison time for.) That being said, the Bush administration has pulled some of the shadiest moves in American history time and time again. The 2000 election was shady. Our pretenses for going to Iraq were shady. Dick Cheney is one of the biggest crooks in Washington. Condoleeza Rice is perhaps the most skilled person alive at dodging direct questions. In short... I hate politicians. They are all corrupt and the few that aren't yet, will be soon. It's the nature of the beast. I'm holding out hope that Barrack Obama and Norm Coleman (2 of the most legit US politicians in my opinion) will end up running for the Presidency before Washington gets their claws into them too deep because right now, they both seem like very legitimately uncorrupted people. |
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The Electorial College is, in itself, unfair. Until we do away with that, you are right on. |
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I don't see that happening, which is also why I don't see him(or the other you mentioned) winning the presidency. |
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Not really. People have to wait for a donor anywhere they are, but if you have the means, you can pretty much get what you need taken care of. In Canada, their hospitals are so backed up that people could have a kidney sitting there ready to roll and die waiting 3 months for an available surgeon. Quote:
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Holy shit did we just agree?...lol. |
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:eek: Yikes! That's freaky! We'd better start talking about football or something... I don't see any chance of agreement there. :p |
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Uhhhhh...you're overrating the Vikings defense..no Moss no Playoffs. |
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I firmly disagree. Our division is weak as hell this year. I bet we can get in at 9-7. (Not that we'll do much once we get there though!) Besides, the Saints will probably finish 4-12. :p |
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You just had to get that low blow in at the end didn't ya?:rolleyes: :D |
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Ok, we better de-hijack this thread now:p |
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If Clinton lied under oath is debatable from which side you look at it. Undeserving of the Witch hunt Republicans caused. Also, it seems very unimportant compared with the mess we have TODAY. Lil Kim did lie under oath. Also, I believe it was a violent crime. correct ? which she was protecting her friends. Bill Clinton was only trying to save his own ass from his Wife. haha, I am sure you could understand why. Like I said before, Clinton was a perfect president COMPARED to Bush. Just depends which issue is more important. Lying about getting a BJ or exploiting a horrible event for your own benefit. Here we go again :cool: |
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