Discovery Channel wants to put you on TV
 

Twisted History: Vampires is a one hour Discovery Channel program airing on Halloween.

For our section on POP CULTURE-

We are looking for your home movies of trick or treating, costume contests, costume making, HALLOWEEN OR VAMPIRE WEDDINGS- AND anything that is VAMPIRE related.


Contact us about what you would like to submit then send it our way. Any format, DV to VHS is welcome. From the cute to the gorey - we want it all.

Want to be on TV? Here is your chance?

Compensation?

spam?

"Gorry"?
The Discovery Channel are kinda scraping the bottom these days, it seems...

payment?
 

Sorry, we can not pay you for your entries. Here is a taste of the characters already in our film:

John Carpender
Stephen Dorff
Camden Toy
Danny Trejo

Thanks, but I'd prefer not to. Good luck on your doc, though.

This is not spam. This is real - and a great place to show off your film making or costume making skills

What you talkin, bout? I once fed my dog too much.

I live my life on the edge... and I bring my dog with me.

Carpender? and...Characters? who plays them?
Like I said, they MUST be scraping the barrel...
:rolleyes:

Well, she DID say Stephen Dorff:D

char·ac·ter
n.

a. A notable or well-known person; a personage.

I understand IA75. My broom comes equipped with two side carriers for my dogs. My cats just nestle in the buisness end- the straw. Hey, a Witch has to have her familiars

Aaaaaannyyywayyy

Bugger off!! If you trick one of our more vulnerable members, it will go very hard on you. I mean, if you wanted someone to contact you, you would have left a contact means. What, we're supposed to go to the Disc. website and root around like pigs? Sounds too much like a pain in the ass to me.


And another thing...Why are the "supernatural" shows on your channel crap? They usually feature fifteen minutes of lore and forty-five minutes of idiots in costume. If you ever get a real vampire:rolleyes: let me know.

Our show is the exact opposite of that. If you are interested e-mail me directly at [email protected] no rooting around

just because it's "real" doesn't mean it's not spam



i think i'm forgetting something here......





....oh yeah :rolleyes:

Question: What the hell is the Disocvery Channel? Is it a channel where they show shitty shows or something? Oh, and who the hell is John Carpender? I've heard of John Carpenter, but not Carpender. Check your spelling next time you try to persuade us to send us our home videos next time. Thank You! :rolleyes:

Hey, that looks like one of my dogs...exactly. She's really sweet. I named her Tulip.:D :D :D

That dog reminds me of my ex-wife.



Ba dum bum

Looks like my ex-girlfriend. Though, that's a helluva lot cuter than my ex-girlfriend. And a helluva lot cleaner too. :D :p

Way to steal my joke, JERK!:D

I'm going to pray for the stupid people tonight...

Who says I'm joking? :D

Re: Discovery Channel wants to put you on TV
 

ah....no.

but i do happen to have osama bin-laden in my basement frozen in carbonite.YOU contact me and i'll give you a good price!!

how's that for an exclusive?i'm sure it'll be much more riveting than rivera opening al capone's vault.

GRRRRRR ;)