lets talk about sex
 

Anyone out there feel like talking about sex? Maybe you can give me some pointers???:o :o :o :o

I love sex.
I also love goth chicks...any hott goth chicks wanna talk about sex?? moo ha ha:cool:

What the hell is sex? ;):p

LMAO!!! Well I'm glad somebody can answer me...I'd like to participate in this thread, but I'm finding it quite difficult considering I don't know what sex is.:p ;) You learn something new every day though, so I guess it's time to be schooled! ;):p

LMFAO!!!!! ;) Oh....is that what we've been doing all these years? I'm glad I can finally put a name to it!!!! YIPPPPEEEEE!!!:p ;) :D I can't wait until he gets home from work, and I share with him what I've learned today!!! ;)

OMG! He KNOWS, believe me ;)
Besides which, I don't think he'd be into doing something that would cause me to get a bloody nose...I doubt he'd find that sexy!;):p

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OK,You did say something about your gag reflexes running amok because your pg.
That is something alot of woman experience,to the utter dismay of the baby's daddy....
Here's a tip:
hand to hand combat(no,I will not get graphic)
Nivian is the best for this,or if baby's daddy is in the shower-soap works just fine.

Am I being too vague?
I really don't know how else to say it without getting xxx.

Whew!
cuz I had NO idea how else to say it:o

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I've got a pointer I'll give you...

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Oooooh! He's taaaalkin about his wieeeener!

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He was? Man, I'm glad I have you guys around to fill me in on these things...I'm SO NAIVE ;):p

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Actually, I was talking about my trained Rape-Dog, which happens to be a pointer, but your explanation works too

:eek:

HAHA!! if i could even remember how that was done im sure id have something to say

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Do you have to end all your posts with :o :o :o :o :o ? Are you in constant embarrassment?

Ima virgin :(

Go figure i post on a forum! :D

You just need a shirt that says "man slut" or something on it. I can make you one, with sparkles!.

Sex is overrated.....ok its not....as long as your with the one you love and kids.......DON'T FORGET PROTECTION!

SWHEET! As long as you can put nipple tassles on it as well..

You need to get out more to earn the right to call yourself a man-whore............ How poetic was that?:cool:

nothing wrong with being a virgin,
the first girl you fall in love with and decide to make love with,is going to be extremely happy that you are.
trust me

Can one actually forget? :D

:rolleyes:

fuckin' lame thread........ this place is hitting new lows.

:rolleyes:

She's going to be pissed off when he does a really bad job cuz he's never done it before. Trust me.

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you have two choices.

pay for it up front or get married and pay for it the rest of your life,or at least until you get divorced(god forbid).;)

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Why's divorce so expensive?

Cuz its worth it.

^^ lol :D

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amen!!:D

:( http://www.fci.org/images/early_care...l1_divorce.gif

She will be thrilled to find out her first love isn't a walking advertisment for STD's
TRUST ME:)

well
 

I needed a pointer from a guys perspective. Here it goes, okay oral sex, what's the best thing to do to a guy to make him finish that way because I want to be the best, can someone help me out here????:o

Suck long and hard, and make squelchy noises.

And fucking swallow, bitch.

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i can't
 

i can't swollow it makes me throw up, you didn't tell me anything i already didn't know bitch.!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

hmmmm... lets see... i think the penis goes in the vagina right? repeat, rince and go at it again?

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Mind the stepchildren.

Know what? I think sex is stupid. I'd rather read.

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Why not just ask the guy you're with what he likes? Good lord ;)

:confused: :confused: :confused:


Stupid in wich way??

Aha! See, I was sure it wasn't so easy to forget....;)