Party Atmosphere and Ugly-Faced People
 

So I stopped by my friend's house last night because she just moved in and was throwing a party. Much to my suprise, there was a crap-ton of people there, it was packed.

I'm hangin' out, and all of a sudden this girl comes up to me and goes, "Hey, didn't I have a class with you 3 years ago?" And I just stood there.

First of all, this girl was in an accident or something. It looked like someone stood on opposite sides of her and punched her face at the same time, because it was all smushed and stuff. If you've ever seen the Clayface episode of the animated Batman cartoon series, you'll get what I mean.

But on to the point. Don't you hate when people you obviously don't know bring up some weak friendship or bond from years ago? We're obviously not gonna become friends again (if we were at all), so why do that?

Uhh... yeah, didn't I see you at Guitar Center 4 years ago when you got those new strings?

What?

Hehehe...

I do that for fun sometimes. Go up to random people Ive never seen before....Hey man, s'goin on? Waddya mean you dont remeber me? Good ol' Jimmy, you always were a joker.

On like that...it's great fun.

Yeah...this happened to me not too long ago...

I was at the mall, and some guy taps me on the shoulder...and he's like "Don't you remember me?" And I was like "Umm....I think you have me mistaken for somebody else" and he's like "No, Robin right?"

So now I'm completely freaked out ;) And I'm staring at him, trying to place him...and finally he's just like "Dan (insert last name here) from Junior High" I was like "OOOOOH YEAAAAH....DAN" ;):p

Scary....uncomfortable....ick.

Yeah, I didn't really know what to say to him...he was trying to have a conversation...find out what I was up to...it was very odd.

I've also had this happen with people I knew in high school...who I never hung out with...that's why I refuse to go to any HS reunions...I'm not gonna sit there while we all confuse our memories into thinking that we all liked each other back then;)

LMFAO!!!! I was actually WITH my bf at the time....so that just made it even MORE uncomfortable...it wasn't cool having some semi-creepy guy come up to me while I was with him, ya know?:p ;) I was really embarrassed:p

Well see, when strangers come up to you like that, they don't take into account how awkward YOU'RE gonna feel. They just jump up at you, "Hey remember me we swam in the lake on blah blah blah blah" and you just have to stand there and go all Memento to remember their uninteresting encounter with you.

Well whoever he was he musta lurrrrrrrrrrrved you from afar. At least he talked to ya. "Creepy" is when they just follow ya. mm-hmm

LOL...yeah, I thought of that too...my bf was joking about that with me...he's like "Looks like you had a secret admirer back then" ;) *dies* :p Otherwise...how the hell would he remember me from that long ago? Crazy:)

OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL NO ;)

I OWN UP to *MY* gas...if I fart in a 'vator or anywhere else for that matter....I'd be all like "YEAH BITCH! I DID IT...NOW WHAT? CHECK IT" ;) WORD. :p ;)

-Waldo

I once farted in an elevator and when someboydy made that "Ugh" sound I just started laughing. I was laughing for like, 3 floors, so everybody knew it was me.

That's very LOL. "go all Memento" "we swam in the lake"

This sort of thing has actually NEVER happened to me, I don't think. Generally I remember people I've met and they remember me, or they pretend to. If I didn't remember someone, I would probably just stand there going "Ahhhhhhhh hmmm? I I I I I" like that.

Now THAT would be a sight to see:D

hahah....Birdcage.

There's a gay bar near my parents' house called "The Nutbush"... blatant.

Oh, and good Seinfeld moment there, Hellz... "Not that there's anything wrong with that!":D

OMG...This happens to me ALL the time...How do so many people 'know' me, when I don't know them?:confused:



Anyway...Right after Seri was born...I mean like 2 weeks after...I was pushing her in her stroller at a store (My mother MADE me go shopping with her...It was awful)...And this guy that was working there came up to me, kinda excited and said, "Hi Kathy...Remember me?"...And I said, "Oh...No...I'm sorry, I really don't"....He said, "Well, I haven't seen you since high school, I guess I could have changed a bit...But, you still look the same"...I said, "I'm sorry...I really don't know who you are"...So, he said, "I'm...(some name I don't remember again...lol)...I was captain of the football team...You STILL don't remember?", So, I told him..."Yeah, I feel kinda bad about it...But, I just don't...Have a nice day, anyway"...He just shook his head and said, "You, too"...


So, after I walked away...My mother said, "OH MY...I would have remembered HIM" and she winked........What a dork...

Well I don't know who he was, but he musta lurrrrrrrrrrved you from afar!

hahahaha the captain of the football team works at a grocery store hahaha... that's every bad Melissa Joan Hart movie ever made!

LOL..That's funny.....But, seriously, I didn't know ANY football players...So, I don't know why he thought that would jog my memory:confused:

Heh...It was a Sam's Wholesale Warehouse...I don't know if you guys have heard of those...

maybe if he had his long black wig and eye liner on you mght have remembered him :p

I have a sister... So i've seen ALL those movies. Like that one with the cheerleaders who rob the bank at a grocery store and go to jail, but the B-Team cheerleader bails em out and then she gets to be the head cheerleader on the A team cuz the head cheerleader at the time is pregnant and can't do the cheers...

Yeah, that one.

HaHa...I don't think the football players dressed like that...Not even HERE ;)



Oh and @ Hellboy...It was actually the Captain of the BASKETBALL team (is 'captain' what they're called?...Anyway, the main basketball guy)...That drove a hearse to school every day...No lie, I swear it on my LIFE...His name was Jim Dunn...I probably only know HIM because of the hearse, and he stood out cuz he was the tallest guy in school....Anyway, his hearse was white (But, the curtains in the back were black)...So, I really didn't like it much....Everyone else thought it was really cool though...

Still...He just dressed like a basketball player, too...lol...And he had really short, blonde hair.

Last time something LIKE this happened to me I was at a friends party. She introduced me to this guy and his wife, ya know, I did the whole "Hi, nice to meet you" bullshit, and they said did the same...but the guy was lookin'a at me like I was crazy during this whole introduction, even though he himself didn't say anything more than "hi". SO, I went on my merry way, mingeled, talked, yadda, yadda, yadda. Almost the entire night went by with me talking to everyone, including having group conversations with this guy, before he said something totally that hit me...ONLY THEN did I realize this guy was my ex- boyfriend! We dated for a little while back in like 98 or so, and he was quite a bit older than I was, so he looked SO different. But once I really looked at him, and listened to him, I felt to stupid.
Yeah, he knew who I was the entire time, just didn't want to call me out as his "ex" in front of his wife. !BWAH! Now since then, I've seen them around town a few times, and he's always quick to wave me down and say hi to me...but his wife gives me the shittiest looks now. Sillyness.

To Itsalive: So how many coors did you have to drink before you hooked up with "the girl with the smashed face"? haha

You DOG you!:p

None, I walked away from her and went home alone... as is the tradition.:D

Yes...skeevy strangers at a bar=skeevy diseases down below!!!!:eek: ;) :p

Not as good as bringin' home a good lookin' girl, much better than bringin' home an "only a mother would love" girl.

This happened to me and my gf just about a week ago. Some guy passes us up starring her down then comes back taps her on the shoulder. We both turn around and he's just all giddy....''Hey, how ya doing?" She just starred him down......''It's Jack.....Terry's cousin'' So basically he's the cousin of an old friend she no longer associates with, how retarded is he. Anyway She says ''Oh right Terry's cousin(and just to be polite)....how's she doing?'' At this point we're expecting a ''she's good...nice seeing you'' and then he takes off but no he says ''She's ok, I've been cool myself...so what have you been up to?'' Movie starts in a couple minutes and it's on the other side of the mall so I look at him tap my watch and say ''Dude we gotta go''. He looks at me like he wants to slit my throat and walks off, what a f'n weirdo.

Nothing like that has ever happened to me. As a matter of fact, if anyone from my past ever approached me, I'd pull the Jennifer Grey manuver in Ferris Bueller's Day Off: that is, kick them in the face several times and run screaming.

Hahaa I did that in the supermarket the other day.

No one ever remembers me....:( Which is kind of weird when I think of it.....I mean, I stand out. Maybe people are just too damn scared to say anything to me.:D

Oh, I KNOW what you're talking about...I remember that night all too well.....:p :D WALDO knows ALL ;)

How many times do I have to tell you I wasn't even there that night!!!! :mad: I was.....somewhere else......yeah, that's right somewhere else. Nowhere near MM....:D

And I don't speak up? Ha! Weren't you the one just implying the other day that I couldn't shut up? :p

You know...maybe it WASN'T Jenna....she was too busy harrassing the state border goblins about the password ;):p :D

Bah! I'm not worried about the password....keep your password.....I know how to get past those goblins.....it is all about the cash, what did I tell ya before? :D

AH YES...but they're even GREEDIER than before...they've upped the admission fee...a $20 just won't satisfy anymore ;):p

That's when you give a good swift kick to bring 'em back to reality.....cause they are not getting more than a twenty from me......I'm cheap....:D

LOL...that's cool....they also enjoy when a lovely lady whispers sweet nothings in their ear!!!! ;):p

Watch it, mister....I'm pretty sure that if I chose to do so, I could cause you some rather intense physical pain....:D

That's big talk for such a....

Nope, I just can't bring myself to say it....*sighs*

little man.....hey, I could bring myself to say it....;)

Yep, a short joke, what are you going to do about it?:p

You might have smelled funny or something.

Please....:rolleyes: You'll think of nothing, you are powerless....

Maybe your friend had amnesia....:p