Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?
 

Hello my friends,

My name is Dan rierson, and I am here to post about the indie horror movie "CORPSES ARE FOREVER". It is responsible for the death of my friend Sandy, and not only his death, but the film is linked to a few unexplained sudden death cases around the US, and now I am hearing reports each day of things occuring in the UK.

I know this sounds crazy, but all I can do is warn you to stay away from the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER, because it has a strange power over people that is somehow sucking their lifeblood away from them.

Well, I don't want to get too Edgar Allen Poe here, but it is the truth, Please check out my website for more info.

thank you for your time,

Dan.

http://www.geocities.com/corpsesmovi...oviecurse.html

Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?
 

You motherfucking faggot ass shit head SPAMMER. GET the FUCK OUT OF HERE. DIdn't you get the vibe at the "new members" thread section? Oh no, probably not. You probably can't even remember the name of this site because you're just here to pimp your piece of shit website. WE DON'T CARE AND WE HATE YOUR KIND. WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HORROR MOVIES, WE AREN'T STUPID BRAINLESS IDIOTS WHO WILL FALL FOR YOUR DUMB SHIT.

Thank you, probably won't hear from you again.

-Kevin

Oh, man, I am so, so sorry...that your friend's name was Sandy. I mean, what were his parents thinking?

This might be the lamest one yet....get lost fucker

A foreboding prediction of things to come. Oh, please tell us great Nostomo, what is to become of my Great Aunt? Will she survive the operation on her foot? What about my cousin Chester's hurdle competition? How will that go? Badly? Goodly?

By the way, "Corpses Are Forever"? Is it about a zombie James Bond?

Well, I'm certain you're having a great day, because if your intention is to help us by warning us away from your film, then your mission is accomplished. Spamming here will detour so much traffic away from your site that doubtless many people have been saved, just by your single post. Great work!

Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?
 

so ... it's a musical ?

Did Sandy choke on Spam ? Get buried alive in BS ? Thanks for the warning. Now I have 2 reasons not to see it. Not only is your ploy lame, it's already been done by another film all over the internet with the "dead actor" angle to try to dupe people into seeing. I'm glad to see it's been shot down on boards everywhere. Hopefully the same will happen with yours if this is how you plan on promoting it. Once again, I'd like to stress sending screeners out to people (yes, for free). If your movie has any merit at all, I'm sure people will talk about it. Going for the morbid curiosity sale just sounds like a desperate plea of a bad film to me.
CK

Agreed there.

Notice that he's been long gone since about 4 minutes after his first post...I really hate spammers.

Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?
 

Yes my friends. Dont forget to stay away from 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' (only £9.99 from your local WHSmith. Yes I even shudder every time i say 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' and think about the free 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' T-shirt you get when you buy 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' at the 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' website 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER'.com.

Believe me that 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' isn't just hype my friends like when they said the same thing about The Exorcist and Poltergeist. 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' comes with its official 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' curse and a 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' certificate to proove it.

God save me. The 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' has changed me from a film maker to a 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' stamped nob head with 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' shit for brains.

DO NOT WATCH 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' YORSELVES or the same 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' curse will happen to you.

Thanx

Mike Rotch

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Sometimes they bother me, too, but just a little, tiny bit. I usually just ignore it :D LMAO I loathe nothing more than the drive-by spammers. I've been here for over a year now and I still won't mention a title of anything I'm working on. When I wrap up this Fall's shoot, I'll send out screeners to anyone here who wants one. That's just common sense if you want to get any buzz going about your film. People need to see it. Why try selling it under stupid circumstances like "someone died in it" ?
CK

maybe he died after seeing it...

his name was on the credits and they refused to take it off.


ps .. Sandy sounds like a dogs name - like a golden retriever..

Perhaps he died of embarassment from being associated with such a stupid PR plan. I wish Sandy the golden retriever would bury this film (and the genius behind the promo) in the yard. I'm sure it would make terrific fertilizer.
CK

What'd MisterSadistro get banned for?! And when? Or is that just what he wrote as his title...?

Just a title. I couldn't think of anything clever this morning to fit into the 25 letters or less space that could be humorous, offensive and thought provoking at the same time. I even drank coffee. Nothing.
CK

Ahh. i like, I like.

You live in Chicago? Right on, man. Illinoisans gots t' stick together.

Where are you located (without me looking it up or sounding like some internet predator LOL)?
CK

isn't this the movie where you die 7 days after you see it?

Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?
 

Dan, watch the damn movie yourself. And if the first viewing doesn´t do the trick, please watch it again, and again, and again, and again... Etc.

i have one thing to say.


http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00003/50/48/3088405_m.jpg

I heard about this one guy who put it on and fell asleep within 7 minutes.
CK

Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?
 

:rolleyes: jesus christ..... you've got to be fucking kidding me.

What's really funny is that they somehow hired Maurice Binder to do the opening credit sequence. They wanted girls jumping around naked in silhouette and stuff, but all they got was skulls floating slowly around the frame. At first they were upset, but then they thought, "Well maybe he's on to something here...let's work with him and see what he can do with it..."

They asked him to create a new version and speed up the skulls, and he said he would, but the redone sequence had the skulls floating at the saaaame speed...

spooky

Suberb near Barrington and Crystal Lake.

Nah. Sandy is the name of that hot little squirrel from SpoungeBob Square Pants!

I'm sorry that your squirrel died Dan... really I am. :( (see).

Oh, and Dan, what is the name of YOUR MOVIE again? was it SPAMMERS ARE FOREVER? FUCKSTAINS ARE FOREVER? Something like that... I'm sure.

At any rate, I can't wait to read your Autobiography "I'M A FUCKIN' MORON" By Dan "Spam Man" Rierson. I'm positive that people will have their eyes firmly fixed on it...unlike your movie.

Have a nice day! :)