Broken bones
 

One of my roommates just got a call from his ma saying his little brother was on a bike trip (what the fuck is a bike trip by the way?) and he fell and broke both of his arms. I started laughing because his life is going to be difficult to say the least for a while, but my roommate was pissed.

So this begs the question... Ever broken any bones? Which bone and in what situation?

I broke my nose when my friend hit me with a golf club. The doctor said if he had hit me a few inches to the left, I would have lost an eye.

My 3rd toe, on my right foot....3 different times! My moms Drunk friend smashed it the first time, about a year later I dropped a caller ID box on it, and while it was almost healed from that time...a giant speaker fell on it. It's a bit crooked now:o

Ripped all the tendons in my lower left leg- falling down the stairs

Left Arm- Tire Swing

Right Ankle Numerous times- Skatebording

-right wrist,forearm and shoulder....

tight end came across the middle, we both went up for the ball when I came down I stuck my right arm out to break my fall what I didn't know is that the tight end was about to use me to break his fall, so 450 pounds fell on my right arm.

-left shoulder....

other team did a fake reverse, I didn't buy it so it was just me and the running back, he decided to lower his head at the exact same time I decided to get low and square my shoulders. He got a concussion and a collarbone fracture, I got a cracked shoulder and a pinched nerve.

-left knee....

running back came around my corner, I was about to make a plan old routine tackle and some asshole receiver chop blocked me. Haven't played since.

None here.......Yet



OH...But...When I was 12, I fractured the bottom right point of my pelvic girdle (the ischium) when I did a cartwheel off of a stage and landed in splits...The impact caused the bone to sever muscles that were attached to the top of the back of my thigh, thereby rendering my left leg useless for about 6 weeks......That one kinda hurt....




The circled part is what I fractured...

Ouch!! :(

No broken bones here. I have had a few bad sprains, but nothing too severe. I have been lucky. I did run into a table with my face one time......that was pretty scary.....and I looked pretty scary....:eek: They had to tie me down to the table to stitch me up...my grandmother had me convinced I was dying...lol....a lot of blood that night. I was four at the time, I think.

LMAO!!! No, I didn't actually injure myself .....though there were some close calls....:p

i broke my wrist and my right shoulder playing football when i was 12. but i have a friend who broke his pelvic bone. he says it was from fucking to hard but i cant see anyone being able to have that hard of sex. like im sure you could try but i dont think superman could thrust hard enuff to do that.

I was coming out of the shower, slipped and fell penis-first on the floor

LOL...Did you break its spinal cord? :p

no, it broke through the floor into the basement and broke my dad's shoulder

LMAO....not at you, at your friend's story....RIIIIIIIIGHT ;) Some guys take bragging to a whole other level. :p

Oh...and no broken bones yet :)

I dunno, it might be true. I remember one time I was doing anal with a girl and I did it so hard I broke her xyphoid process

Did i ever tell ya about the time i made a girls nose bleed?









wait....that wasn't me.

so? I gave a girl Alzhimer's while giving oral to her!

I almost broke my back trying to give myself oral.








wait...that wasn't me.

not my fault I'm really good at it

I don't see how someone could hurt their back giving themself head. Of course, not everyone has a 23 inch penis.

LOL...How could you injure the front of her chest from the lower back of her........Oh yeah, 23 inches...Nevermind...lol


Oh...So...Is she dead then?

Wow, this took a turn for the worse pretty quick.

I got this surgery in Mexico to make it somewhat retractable when erect, but the spinal chord kinda hinders that particular trait

:rolleyes:

You are all so full of it.....:p

except for maybe Newb throwing his back out trying to give himself oral....that I would believe....;)

she is now. It happened a while ago, and she didn't die until recent.

Here's the most recent pic I could find of her
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image..._ap300body.jpg

so was she ;)

I'd like to have one (not that big though, just normal size) for about 24 hours...Just so I could see what I could do with it....Pee standing up...Write my name in the snow...Stuff like that...And I'm sure that if I DID have one, I'd come up with other things to do with it, too...lol ;)

you can borrow some of mine, I've got plenty to spare. If you cut part of it off, it regenerates its self, and the part that was cut off forms a new one, like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2

Yeah, but then it wouldn't work right...All the nerves and vessels would be screwed up...I don't wanna floppy one...lol

Thanks for offering though...That was very generous of you :)

LMAO!!! Well, I would guess so....

Geez....this thread has gone to a very disturbing place.....of course many of them do...:D

hey, the floppy ones can be fun sometimes. Ever hit someone in the face with one? More fun than a three way with a Vietnamese prostitute and Scott Baio

yeah, I think I gave myself carpel tunnel syndrome

I have to use both hands, one hand won't fit around it

How do you think I feel? My thread's ben reduced to a bunch of dick jokes.

It's like watching your daughter in a porno.:p

I did that once, she was good

Well if you think about it breaking bones is pretty grotesque and morbid and not much fun.

hey, my post was supposed to be just some throwaway joke about "bone" = erect penis, other blokes were the ones who...I can't think of any way to word it that doesn't sound dirty

Wait, now you don't want to sound dirty? Hmmmmmm.....interesting....they did kind of take it and run with it, didn't they? The joke I mean....not your penis....:rolleyes: ;)

actually, they could've taken my penis and run with it, too. There'd certainly be enough slack for them

Wow...I just tuned in....even *I'm* amazed at where this thread has gone ;) Sick bastards, all of you! Now carry on ;):p :D

my penis is so big, girls have to get restraining orders against me so that we CAN have sex

oh, I've lasso'd girls with it before. Plus this one time I hanged myself with it cause I wanted to try asphyxophelia