General Discussion (NO MODDING ALLOWED)
 

yeah, that's right. You can say whatever you feel like in this thread.

Has anyone ever started a fire making macaroni? I really should have payed attention in home ec instead of throwing flour at people. :(

It smells so bad, good thing I'm the only one here.

your father was a hampster and your mother stank of elder berrys?

I started a t-shirt on fire I was trying to finish drying in the microwave. Doused it in the tub and it flamed up again while it was in there :D
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CK

haha nice. I was just outside lighting stuff on fire. no reason. im like Beavis too. i love it.

We can say ANYTHING?

Hmmm....

Native Americans are a fad, it'll phase out in a month or two.

That sounded like something Jesse Ventura would say.

I hate plants

I love them, but they hate me. They always wanna die when they move in here:(

that's the spirit. :)

A man walks into a bar. OW!

Two men walk into a bar You'd think the second would have
ducked.

i just bought 200 dvd-r for 39$

Umm...urge...you're not invited. See the (NO MODS) section of this thread.

:D


Hell, I'm probably not invited either.

i'm not 'modding' though !!!!

i'm not an action, i'm a noun

You're right. I was just messing with you.

However, you might want to rethink your last statement. In other words, you might want to say, "I'm not a verb; I'm a noun." It sounds better than insulting your "action" if you follow me.;)

i almost said adjective hahahahaha

A minor mistake in grammatical termonology is still better than saying something against your action. I mean, who are you without your charm, movie collection, and "Action." You're Urgeok, for Christ's sakes.

or terminology even :p

:o :o :o Whoopsie!!! I fucked up my spelling.

Now tell me Urge, did you know that or did you have to look it up?:)

stood out like a sore thumb ... and the only thing that made it worth mentioning was the irony (in a related way) of the post's subject :)

I see your point. Good call. I fell right into the Irony's woeful trap yet again.

Oh...I'll mod the HELL out of this thread:p ....Just kidding...And by the way...I think I'm more of a juxtaposition:D...Or perhaps an oxymoron....Then again...Maybe just a moron...lol

lol

I can say whatever I want here? Really? Wow....okay....

and I have absolutely nothing to say....damn that never happens...:p

You can tell what exactly? Proceed very carefully here....;)

Weiner pies

I wouldn't call Irony's trap woeful. Actually, I'd say it's more jaunty than anything else

here's one..

a baby seal walked into a club



...


get it?

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender looks at the horse and says, "Hey why the long face?"

yuck yuck yuck

Rayne- You aren't a moron. You're like the period before the Yin-Yang symbol...CHAOS.

STE- A jaunty? What a possitive attitude about that little monster that likes to ass rape us from time to time.

Barbra- You are diabolical, but that's probably why we love you.

A WASP-ish middle class family walks into a talent agency.
"We'd like to get a theater booking." says the dad.
"What's your act?" asks Gregor the Talent Agent.
"We go out and shit on the stage."
"...what do you call your act...?"
"The Aristocrats."



but it's fun rape

Complete with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder kits...unless it was pleasurable ironic situation because it either happened to someone else (very extremely funny) or worked in your favor (NIFTY!).

Two kids walk into a bar. The bartender serves em' and the get really drunk. Then they try and drive a car home. The car crashes and they both die.

Eh?

Ehhh?

You sick fuck.:eek:

I have guitars on my boxer shorts.

I just ate a little ice cream with Heath bars in it.

theres a gingerbread man in my room

Hey...I got Dustin some like that...They're black with flaming guitars :cool:

i've got a clarenet IN mine ! :D

I was actually waiting for someone to use that joke, but I was expecting "trombone".

"clarinet" works too though.

No, Hellboy. The flute is MINE. I don't have any musical panties, but I do have some with martinis on them.

My martini panties are clean, and besides that...they've already been claimed.