Your Horror Deaths
 

I've always wanted to make horror films (don't we all) So, I usually think of cool deaths for my horrors that I hope to make someday. So, I decided that since a lot of us do have the "horror" fantasy, why not post the deaths that you would put in a horror flick. I'll go first, of course!


*IF YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART ON GROSS SEX DEATHS, YOU MAY WANT TO LEAVE THE THREAD NOW! IT'S ABOUT TO GET NASTY IN HERE!!! *

A couple start having sex (typical horror move.) So they get goin', but unbeknownst to them, a tiny demon (don't worry, he can do damage) crawls into the guy's dick. He just thinks it's the sex, so he keeps going. After a couple of seconds, he's about to cum. As soon as he does, the little demon is the first thing to pop and goes straight into the woman's uterus. As they start to get up, the girl says she's having a pain in her lower stomach. The guys acts all tough and buff and says, "That's just me, baby! I'm so..."

SPLAT!!!

The demon used his sharp, fiery nails and slices through the woman's stomach. Blood and guts are flying everywhere!

Now the guy starts screaming like a pussy (so much for tough and buff) and tries to dart towards the door. The demon blasts a fire blaze right in front of the door. Then, he quickly jumps onto the guys neck, puts his nails onto the guys throat, and slices his nails upwards and rips his face to shreds.

Blood is dripping off of what is left on the guys face. Suddenly, the demon starts licking the blood right off the gus face! Now he starts eating his flesh like there's no tommorrow (bad analogy, I know.) Then, he leaps through the fire and exits the house.

END OF SCENE!

Well it is fucking disgusting I'll give you that

Thanks! That's wat I was aiming for on that one.

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I had a smile on my face the whole time I read that. AWESOME

Well now I know never to have sex with you. If I was a girl, that is.

Wait, what?

Fuck, nevermind, you're just sick.

P.S. That idea sucks. No offense. It just sounds like you're a bit horny and really fucking kinky.

Oh, I forgot to tell everybody that in my death scene, once the little demon got inside of the girl, he grew to his regular size. That's why her stomach was hurting. Sorry I forgot about that.

I'm always horny and kinky alkytrio. :p

You sick, kinky bastard.

But what happens to the woman's anus?

Or am I missing something...?

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so a demon small enough to fit down a urethra, is then strong enough to force its way out through the womans body... then somehow finds enough power, to be able to launch a fireball across the room, then does a jump an olympic long jumper would be prowd of, to then rip the guys whole face to shreds....

...has this guy got a penis comparable in size to that of a blue whale??

No dude, the demon grows once its inside the woman!

God come on.... Get this utterly nonsensical thread right.

it still sounds silly.

Well it'll never get itself into a movie, that's for sure.

I don't even know how you'd be able to present the "transfer" of the demon to the audience.

Thanks for the feedback and hard critism guys, but could somebody please post another death so everybody can forget about mine. Thank You!

Some guy gets stabbed.

Aw, yeah! Like, like all in the face and shit? Yeah!

Nice one! :p

A young boy working at a pizza shop, comes home from work one night extremely upset because he had currently been bitched at by his mother for it seems like forever and all the pressure started to grow and he finally snapped. He brought home with him a a pizza cutter to get his revenge on his mother. He slowly walks into the room and walkes over by his mother, she fast asleep breathing slow and soft. The boy has second thoughts, but the anger inside him is overwhelming. Without second thought he shoves the sharpened pizza cutter down his mothers throat, as deep and as hard as he can. He then twists it around violently untill his mother finally stops moving.

Thier ya go YellowJacket, i did another death....

And I'm lovin' it! :D

So I guess the mom is suicidal, and doesn't ward off her son, the attacker. Do I need to go into the schemantics of why this is stupid or can you figure them out? I've got a headache and am too tired to type all the things that are wrong with this example.

Why do movie killers always pick up the stupides things to kill people with? How about "Drops by walmart and busy a 9mm - shoots his mother (then himself"?

I remember a horror parody movie, I think it was called _Student Bodies_ where the killer dismisses all these knives and guns and bazookas and decides to kill the girl with paperclips. if only he'd found a pizza cutter

Here's a quickie death:

Blonde Bimbo gets caught by masked killer. He takes her to his house, which we'll call the Death Factory (you do the math.) So, he walks through the house with the blonde still struggling. Soon, they get to the room the killer wanted to go to. We see a lot of hooks. The killer puts the bimbo on one, but only slightly so she can't escape or die. Then, he pulls a crane (I know, it sounds corny. Deal with me here though.) and she starts moving forward. Then we get a nice shot of a whole cage full of spinning, razor-sharp blades. Bitch starts to scream, then goes into the blade cage. Now, blood and guts are falling everywhere. Shortly, the blonde comes out of the other end of the cage, and all we see is some bloody flesh here and there and the rest her bones.

I know, it's corny. But, aren't most slashers corny anyway?

Death factory...spinning razor blades...come on

OK - how about this----

a woman checks into a motel, after talking with the creepy inn keeper she takes a shower and WHAMO - a killer sneeks in and pulls back the curtain and stabs her repeatedly with a butcher knife.. . . pure cinematic genius, if I do say so myself!!:D

The killer has a lot of time on his hands. I know it was stupid and probably wouldn't put it in a horror flick. Just felt like posting it.

how bout some kids stumble on a witchdoctor and the witchdoctor gets all pissed that their on his land, he ties them all up in wet rawhide real tight and leaves them outside in the sun so that when the rawhide shrinks it squeezes them until their insides start oozing out ever hole on their body.

Now ya'll can joke on me.............hehehe

How bout some dude shits on some other dude's face...

Yeah, that'd be gross....

Have I ever told you I admire your imagination..........................LMAO ;)

Admiration and fear are pretty closely related.:D

Well, I guess I just don't know what to think about you then :)

You can think I'm cool? Eh? Ehhh?

Oh shit man, you got a point.........................but I ain't following it................you want ME to think YOUR cool........................HAHAHA. Okay, I think your cool. Ya happy? ;) :D

Oh cheer up young buck. You like Aqua Teens, your cool in my book......................to an extent. HEHE ;) :D :)

As long as I'm in I'm happy. Now I can get out of that damn glass-blowing club.

Happy I could be of assistance, I wanna see you blow some glass before you get out of it though..........LMAO ;)

Sorry, I burned all the photos. They were destroying my repuatation as an upstanding member of society.:D

Join a bridge club, it'll really boost your reputation up and make you fantastically popular. ;)

There is also water polo, damn good sport.........................LMAO................ .........we really are getting into some horrific deaths now. :eek: